How to try my patience
If for some bizarre reason you want to try my patience and lose respect in my eyes, plead stupidity. Call yourself an idiot, especially when it comes to computers. Be whiny. Do all of this at the eleventh hour. Then ask me to do your work for you. I'll do it once just to shut you up. After that if I have time I'll show you how to make the simple edits that all of your coworkers can do and have done. If you refuse to learn, you're on your own, loser.