Fanfic: Cats Don't Eat Ramen, Do They? -NaruxSasu rated MA
Title: Cats Don’t Eat Ramen Do They?
Author: StarbearerTM
Chapter: One shot takes place after The Cat Lets Me Live Here
Pairing: SasukexNaruto
Word Count: 2100 approx
Rating: MA for M/M sex Yaoi
Genre: Lemon, slice of life
Summary: Naruto does crazy things even though he’s living with Sasuke full time now, and keeps Sasuke on his toes. Yet Sasuke can sometimes surprise the blonde.
A/N: First SasuNaru I’ve written in a while. Felt the need to keep my hand in it.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto Shippuden, it was created by Masashi Kishimoto and is owned by him and licensed by Shonen Jump. I make no money for the writing of this fanfiction.
"No usuratonkachi, cats do NOT eat miso ramen or pork ramen," grumbled Sasuke to his companion who had just put a bowl by the tuxedo kitten.
"How do you know unless you try, teme," Naruto frowned, glaring at the Uchiha. He used it as an excuse to stare at that pale creamy neck and how much he would want to bite it since it was so accessible thanks to Sasuke's grey blue open necked shirt. Struggling to control himself he took another container out of the takeout bag that said Ichiraku's on the side.
Sasuke grumbled and took a smaller dish, then took some of the ramen out and put it the kitty bowl. He then took the rest and set it down on the table. "Idiot," he muttered as he started to eat it.
It had been the blonde’s idea to bring some Ichiraku ramen every few nights so Sasuke didn’t have to cook all the meals. For the past few months he had been living at the Uchiha estate and made himself at home. Still he would perform missions but could always look forward to coming home to the brooding raven haired ninja and expect a nice home cooked meal.
Naruto sat down and snapped open his chopsticks. He eagerly said, "I humbly accept this food."
Soon the sounds of the Uzumaki munching filled the silence. Sasuke wound up noodles on his chopsticks with the aid of a spoon and ate slowly compared to the blond who practically inhaled the food presented to him. He could hear Naruto's contented humming as the blonde rocked in his seat blissed out by miso pork ramen and sweet chestnut ramen. Few things were loved by the blonde as much as his food.
Still watching him out of the corner of one eye the Uchiha swirled up more noodles and continued to eat. Nearby Itachi mewed and nosed his way into the food bowl. He picked out the meat and started to chew it in the odd way cats did since they lacked the same teeth as omnivores. Naruto plunked down his bowl with a contented sigh and reached for another out the bag. Noticing the cat he triumphantly laughed, “HAH! Told you so! He's eating it dattebayo!”
To his surprise Sasuke noticed that Itachi nipped at the long noodles with some difficulty but did manage to bite them into smaller pieces he let drop back into his food bowl. Once the tuxedo cat had broken the pasta down he jerked his head indicating he ate them too. Strange considering cats were supposed to be 'obligate carnivores'.
“He's only eating it because he's trying to piss me off,” Sasuke mumbled, lifting his bowl to his lips to sip the flavor laden broth.
Irritation caused one of Sasuke's dark eyes to twitch to a degree that made Naruto giggle, “Eheheheh!”
The Uchiha sighed and mumbled, “Usuratonkachi.”
“Teme,” Naruto shot back, scooting over in his chair. He draped an arm around Sasuke's neck and bent over to deposit a ramen loaded kiss to the pale ivory cheek. Before Sasuke could return the gesture the blonde moved back quickly taking his seat again with the table partly in the way. He resumed quaffing and scarfing down his second helping of ramen as if nothing had happened.
Sasuke put his bowl and the emptied one in the sink, not even glancing in Naruto's direction while the blonde continued to stuff himself. Not far from his feet Itachi had finished eating and sat grooming one of his paws nonchalantly ignoring both Naruto and Sasuke.
“I can't believe you ate that,' Sasuke mumbled, reaching down to pick up the bowl.
“Mrooow!” Itachi answered, looking up at him. His tail stood up straight after he stretched and stood up, and rubbed against his master's ankle.
Two arms slid around Sasuke’s middle at that point. Then a chin burrowed into the back of Sasuke’s neck. He breathed deeply through the cloth of Sasuke’s shirt next to the Uchiwa and traced its shape with his finger. At the same time Itachi brushed his cheek against the bare legs of both Naruto who wore only boxers and a T shirt with a swirl on the front and Sasuke’s clothed legs.
“Mmmm...” Naruto hummed, rubbing his hands up and down Sasuke’s bare chest that he reached through the open neck.
Sasuke closed his eyes and leaned into the touch a bit, but glared down at Itachi looking up at them saying, “Mrraaaaa...”
“Jealous?” the Uchiha asked, smirking at his feline housemate. One minute Naruto nuzzled and embraced him, the next he felt cold air and an absence of blonde.
Whirling around, Sasuke grabbed Naruto’s wrist and pulled him forwards. Draping an arm over him he whispered, “Where do you think you’re going, dobe?”
“To the bathroom? Gotta pee,” Naruto said giving him an innocent look.
“That’s what you get for drinking so much broth, usuratonkachi...” Sasuke grumbled, releasing Naruto’s wrist so the blonde could make a bee line to the facilities. After he rolled up his sleeves, he plunked dishes in the small plastic tube in his sink and began to wash them. Itachi wandered around the floor, crouching down to lick something off the clean tile.
“What the hell are you eating now?” Sasuke asked, shaking soap suds off his hands. he dried them off on a towel hanging from one of the drawers. As usual the tuxedo cat ignored him and continued to lick up small pieces of ramen noodle that must have fallen out of Naruto’s mouth from him eating so messily. He heard the shower starting up and smirked a bit because he had to change the sheets from their nocturnal olympics.
After he put the dishes away Sasuke wandered into the bathroom without bothering to knock. He simply stole in, feet touching tile covered in a thin film of moisture. A black blur reflected in the fogged up mirror the same minute he passed it and made his way to the shower. REaching through the curtain he shot his hand out and grabbed a tanned wet shoulder.
“GAAAAH! Don’t DO that!” Naruto yelped, eyes white. Suds covered his hair and ran down the tanned flawless body to drip into the bathtub. Yet Sasuke gave him an intense stare from those bottomless dark eyes and yanked Naruto towards him so drops of water soaked the floor and bath mat.
“Teme what the hell are you doing? You’ll get all wet! You scared the hell out of me! I thought you were a gh... ghost!” Naruto yelled at his lover. Ignoring his protests Sasuke pulled Naruto into his embrace and covered his mouth in a slow kiss. Hot water soaked through his usual clothes yet the Uchiha seemed more interested in teasing the blonde’s lips apart with his tongue.
As soon as Sasuke stepped forwards and pushed into him Naruto let out a protested grunt. REaching around him Sasuke turned off the water, stepped into the tub with the blonde and pinned him against the cool tile. Naruto let out a moan at the sensation of the fully clothed Uchiha running hands up and down Naruto’s bare skin and ribs. The other hand slid behind Naruto’s neck and massaged it. Shoving a knee between Naruto’s bare legs he reached between them and pinched one of the dusky pink nipples.
Soft cloth and textured cord holding Sasuke’s clothes together rubbed against the blonde’s sudden erection that sprang to life.. Just what had gotten into Sasuke Naruto wasn’t sure, but he wasn’t complaining because the tongue sweeping his palate felt deliciously good along with the hands massaging his abs and pecs. Sasuke’s other hand reached down to pick up one of Naruto’s legs and wrap it around his waist. He tasted the ramen on Sasuke’s tongue, sucking on it eagerly. That leg rubbing his balls felt divine, causing all his blood to rush to the southern head.
Naruto seized Sasuke’s shirt and shoved it down over his arms to bare his muscular skin. He hated the fact the shirt made the raven haired man look fatter than he was. Sasuke didn’t stop him from clawing the shirt off and untying the cord quickly. IN fact he stepped back so Naruto could finish undoing the knot in the purple sash and tossing it to the floor with Sasuke’s shirt. Soon he stripped off the blue cloth and black leggings so his lover was as nude as he was.
Grinning, the blonde pulled the shower curtain closed and turned on the water again. He let out a yelp when a sluice of chilly water hit him and Sasuke grumbled, “Must you?”
“you’re the one who’d bitch later about wet clothes,” Naruto whispered, running hands over Sasuke’s chest. He reached around to turn up the water and sighed in bliss at the quickly warming water that pummeled them both.
“I do not bitch,” Sasuke mumbled, rolling his eyes. He slicked his fingers with soap and slid them down between the blonde’s legs. Naruto yelped and shifted weight to one leg in shock at the sudden intrusion so he had to grab Sasuke’s shoulder for balance.
“Let me know when you’re gonna do that dattebayo!” Naruto complained but Sasuke again wrapped a leg around his hips and tugged on the blonde’s length. Intentently his midnight black eyes focussed on the task of slipping fingers into the jinchuriki’s opening and spreading him.
“You were the one who did something as idiotic as trying to feed Itachi ramen, so what’s so ludicrous about me walking in when you shower, mmm dobe?” Sasuke whispered against his ear. fingers scissored and thrust inside the ring of muscle to stretch it since Naruto’s quick Kyuubi induced healing made things much as they were before their night of lovemaking.
Naruto grumbled and grabbed Sasuke’s length, pulling on it with long squeezes. Sasuke let out a small hiss of delight and nosed into his neck to nip at it. Slipping his cock between Naruto’s legs, he boosted the blonde up into the back of the shower and spread him open. He removed his fingers and guided his tip to Naruto’s opening at the same time the jinchuriki rested hands on Sasuke’s muscular shoulders for balance.
“Ngggghhh Sasuke,” Naruto groaned throatily, voice echoing in the shower. So deeply did Sasuke push into him that the raven haired Uchiha’s body touched his and Naruto’s cock pressed between their slick bodies.
“Naruto...” Sasuke said simply, lingering on the last syllable of his lover’s name in that exotic way that drove the blond crazy. pulling all the way out, he then thrust back inside molten heat. Naruto threw back his head and let out a cry. Sasuke held Naruto under both legs and began to slam in and out. He savored the tight muscles squeezing his erect cock so perfectly.
“Sasuke... SASUKEEEE!” Naruto rasped out, digging fingers into the muscle. “Don’t stop teme!”
Sasuke nipped at his neck and soon both of them climbed the mutual height together where white light blinded their eyes and bliss exploded in their brains. Hot essence squirted into Naruto’s interior as Sasuke parted his legs and buried himself the deepest he could. As if wanting to permanently transfer part of him into the blonde. Naruto locked both arms and legs tightly to Sasuke and chorused in a loud yell.
“Naruto,” he whispered once his pounding heart steadied and the Uzumaki's breath heaved against him. Rubbing his whiskered cheeks to Sasuke Naruto hummed in contentment knowing that the Uchiha wouldn’t let him fall.
“Damn Sasuke, that was crazy but not so crazy dattebayo. If I knew feeding ramen to the cat would make you fuck me I’d have done it sooner!” he giggled as Sasuke turned and sat him down on the edge of the tub. Carefully the black haired ninja started to clean him off. Naruto closed his eyes and sighed at the tender treatment. Yes he was sore as hell but it was the good sort of sore that would make him limp for a good day or two, and garner all sorts of questions from his teammates.
“Cats do eat ramen, but only you’d be fool enough to try,” Sasuke commented.
“HEY!” Naruto yelped, growling at him. Sasuke simply smirked and handed Naruto the soap so they could wash one another off and enjoy the rest of their shower together.
Outside the bathroom Itachi had curled up on a pile of towels that Sasuke had set near the bathroom door and forgotten to put inside.
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Author: StarbearerTM
Chapter: One shot takes place after The Cat Lets Me Live Here
Pairing: SasukexNaruto
Word Count: 2100 approx
Rating: MA for M/M sex Yaoi
Genre: Lemon, slice of life
Summary: Naruto does crazy things even though he’s living with Sasuke full time now, and keeps Sasuke on his toes. Yet Sasuke can sometimes surprise the blonde.
A/N: First SasuNaru I’ve written in a while. Felt the need to keep my hand in it.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto Shippuden, it was created by Masashi Kishimoto and is owned by him and licensed by Shonen Jump. I make no money for the writing of this fanfiction.
"No usuratonkachi, cats do NOT eat miso ramen or pork ramen," grumbled Sasuke to his companion who had just put a bowl by the tuxedo kitten.
"How do you know unless you try, teme," Naruto frowned, glaring at the Uchiha. He used it as an excuse to stare at that pale creamy neck and how much he would want to bite it since it was so accessible thanks to Sasuke's grey blue open necked shirt. Struggling to control himself he took another container out of the takeout bag that said Ichiraku's on the side.
Sasuke grumbled and took a smaller dish, then took some of the ramen out and put it the kitty bowl. He then took the rest and set it down on the table. "Idiot," he muttered as he started to eat it.
It had been the blonde’s idea to bring some Ichiraku ramen every few nights so Sasuke didn’t have to cook all the meals. For the past few months he had been living at the Uchiha estate and made himself at home. Still he would perform missions but could always look forward to coming home to the brooding raven haired ninja and expect a nice home cooked meal.
Naruto sat down and snapped open his chopsticks. He eagerly said, "I humbly accept this food."
Soon the sounds of the Uzumaki munching filled the silence. Sasuke wound up noodles on his chopsticks with the aid of a spoon and ate slowly compared to the blond who practically inhaled the food presented to him. He could hear Naruto's contented humming as the blonde rocked in his seat blissed out by miso pork ramen and sweet chestnut ramen. Few things were loved by the blonde as much as his food.
Still watching him out of the corner of one eye the Uchiha swirled up more noodles and continued to eat. Nearby Itachi mewed and nosed his way into the food bowl. He picked out the meat and started to chew it in the odd way cats did since they lacked the same teeth as omnivores. Naruto plunked down his bowl with a contented sigh and reached for another out the bag. Noticing the cat he triumphantly laughed, “HAH! Told you so! He's eating it dattebayo!”
To his surprise Sasuke noticed that Itachi nipped at the long noodles with some difficulty but did manage to bite them into smaller pieces he let drop back into his food bowl. Once the tuxedo cat had broken the pasta down he jerked his head indicating he ate them too. Strange considering cats were supposed to be 'obligate carnivores'.
“He's only eating it because he's trying to piss me off,” Sasuke mumbled, lifting his bowl to his lips to sip the flavor laden broth.
Irritation caused one of Sasuke's dark eyes to twitch to a degree that made Naruto giggle, “Eheheheh!”
The Uchiha sighed and mumbled, “Usuratonkachi.”
“Teme,” Naruto shot back, scooting over in his chair. He draped an arm around Sasuke's neck and bent over to deposit a ramen loaded kiss to the pale ivory cheek. Before Sasuke could return the gesture the blonde moved back quickly taking his seat again with the table partly in the way. He resumed quaffing and scarfing down his second helping of ramen as if nothing had happened.
Sasuke put his bowl and the emptied one in the sink, not even glancing in Naruto's direction while the blonde continued to stuff himself. Not far from his feet Itachi had finished eating and sat grooming one of his paws nonchalantly ignoring both Naruto and Sasuke.
“I can't believe you ate that,' Sasuke mumbled, reaching down to pick up the bowl.
“Mrooow!” Itachi answered, looking up at him. His tail stood up straight after he stretched and stood up, and rubbed against his master's ankle.
Two arms slid around Sasuke’s middle at that point. Then a chin burrowed into the back of Sasuke’s neck. He breathed deeply through the cloth of Sasuke’s shirt next to the Uchiwa and traced its shape with his finger. At the same time Itachi brushed his cheek against the bare legs of both Naruto who wore only boxers and a T shirt with a swirl on the front and Sasuke’s clothed legs.
“Mmmm...” Naruto hummed, rubbing his hands up and down Sasuke’s bare chest that he reached through the open neck.
Sasuke closed his eyes and leaned into the touch a bit, but glared down at Itachi looking up at them saying, “Mrraaaaa...”
“Jealous?” the Uchiha asked, smirking at his feline housemate. One minute Naruto nuzzled and embraced him, the next he felt cold air and an absence of blonde.
Whirling around, Sasuke grabbed Naruto’s wrist and pulled him forwards. Draping an arm over him he whispered, “Where do you think you’re going, dobe?”
“To the bathroom? Gotta pee,” Naruto said giving him an innocent look.
“That’s what you get for drinking so much broth, usuratonkachi...” Sasuke grumbled, releasing Naruto’s wrist so the blonde could make a bee line to the facilities. After he rolled up his sleeves, he plunked dishes in the small plastic tube in his sink and began to wash them. Itachi wandered around the floor, crouching down to lick something off the clean tile.
“What the hell are you eating now?” Sasuke asked, shaking soap suds off his hands. he dried them off on a towel hanging from one of the drawers. As usual the tuxedo cat ignored him and continued to lick up small pieces of ramen noodle that must have fallen out of Naruto’s mouth from him eating so messily. He heard the shower starting up and smirked a bit because he had to change the sheets from their nocturnal olympics.
After he put the dishes away Sasuke wandered into the bathroom without bothering to knock. He simply stole in, feet touching tile covered in a thin film of moisture. A black blur reflected in the fogged up mirror the same minute he passed it and made his way to the shower. REaching through the curtain he shot his hand out and grabbed a tanned wet shoulder.
“GAAAAH! Don’t DO that!” Naruto yelped, eyes white. Suds covered his hair and ran down the tanned flawless body to drip into the bathtub. Yet Sasuke gave him an intense stare from those bottomless dark eyes and yanked Naruto towards him so drops of water soaked the floor and bath mat.
“Teme what the hell are you doing? You’ll get all wet! You scared the hell out of me! I thought you were a gh... ghost!” Naruto yelled at his lover. Ignoring his protests Sasuke pulled Naruto into his embrace and covered his mouth in a slow kiss. Hot water soaked through his usual clothes yet the Uchiha seemed more interested in teasing the blonde’s lips apart with his tongue.
As soon as Sasuke stepped forwards and pushed into him Naruto let out a protested grunt. REaching around him Sasuke turned off the water, stepped into the tub with the blonde and pinned him against the cool tile. Naruto let out a moan at the sensation of the fully clothed Uchiha running hands up and down Naruto’s bare skin and ribs. The other hand slid behind Naruto’s neck and massaged it. Shoving a knee between Naruto’s bare legs he reached between them and pinched one of the dusky pink nipples.
Soft cloth and textured cord holding Sasuke’s clothes together rubbed against the blonde’s sudden erection that sprang to life.. Just what had gotten into Sasuke Naruto wasn’t sure, but he wasn’t complaining because the tongue sweeping his palate felt deliciously good along with the hands massaging his abs and pecs. Sasuke’s other hand reached down to pick up one of Naruto’s legs and wrap it around his waist. He tasted the ramen on Sasuke’s tongue, sucking on it eagerly. That leg rubbing his balls felt divine, causing all his blood to rush to the southern head.
Naruto seized Sasuke’s shirt and shoved it down over his arms to bare his muscular skin. He hated the fact the shirt made the raven haired man look fatter than he was. Sasuke didn’t stop him from clawing the shirt off and untying the cord quickly. IN fact he stepped back so Naruto could finish undoing the knot in the purple sash and tossing it to the floor with Sasuke’s shirt. Soon he stripped off the blue cloth and black leggings so his lover was as nude as he was.
Grinning, the blonde pulled the shower curtain closed and turned on the water again. He let out a yelp when a sluice of chilly water hit him and Sasuke grumbled, “Must you?”
“you’re the one who’d bitch later about wet clothes,” Naruto whispered, running hands over Sasuke’s chest. He reached around to turn up the water and sighed in bliss at the quickly warming water that pummeled them both.
“I do not bitch,” Sasuke mumbled, rolling his eyes. He slicked his fingers with soap and slid them down between the blonde’s legs. Naruto yelped and shifted weight to one leg in shock at the sudden intrusion so he had to grab Sasuke’s shoulder for balance.
“Let me know when you’re gonna do that dattebayo!” Naruto complained but Sasuke again wrapped a leg around his hips and tugged on the blonde’s length. Intentently his midnight black eyes focussed on the task of slipping fingers into the jinchuriki’s opening and spreading him.
“You were the one who did something as idiotic as trying to feed Itachi ramen, so what’s so ludicrous about me walking in when you shower, mmm dobe?” Sasuke whispered against his ear. fingers scissored and thrust inside the ring of muscle to stretch it since Naruto’s quick Kyuubi induced healing made things much as they were before their night of lovemaking.
Naruto grumbled and grabbed Sasuke’s length, pulling on it with long squeezes. Sasuke let out a small hiss of delight and nosed into his neck to nip at it. Slipping his cock between Naruto’s legs, he boosted the blonde up into the back of the shower and spread him open. He removed his fingers and guided his tip to Naruto’s opening at the same time the jinchuriki rested hands on Sasuke’s muscular shoulders for balance.
“Ngggghhh Sasuke,” Naruto groaned throatily, voice echoing in the shower. So deeply did Sasuke push into him that the raven haired Uchiha’s body touched his and Naruto’s cock pressed between their slick bodies.
“Naruto...” Sasuke said simply, lingering on the last syllable of his lover’s name in that exotic way that drove the blond crazy. pulling all the way out, he then thrust back inside molten heat. Naruto threw back his head and let out a cry. Sasuke held Naruto under both legs and began to slam in and out. He savored the tight muscles squeezing his erect cock so perfectly.
“Sasuke... SASUKEEEE!” Naruto rasped out, digging fingers into the muscle. “Don’t stop teme!”
Sasuke nipped at his neck and soon both of them climbed the mutual height together where white light blinded their eyes and bliss exploded in their brains. Hot essence squirted into Naruto’s interior as Sasuke parted his legs and buried himself the deepest he could. As if wanting to permanently transfer part of him into the blonde. Naruto locked both arms and legs tightly to Sasuke and chorused in a loud yell.
“Naruto,” he whispered once his pounding heart steadied and the Uzumaki's breath heaved against him. Rubbing his whiskered cheeks to Sasuke Naruto hummed in contentment knowing that the Uchiha wouldn’t let him fall.
“Damn Sasuke, that was crazy but not so crazy dattebayo. If I knew feeding ramen to the cat would make you fuck me I’d have done it sooner!” he giggled as Sasuke turned and sat him down on the edge of the tub. Carefully the black haired ninja started to clean him off. Naruto closed his eyes and sighed at the tender treatment. Yes he was sore as hell but it was the good sort of sore that would make him limp for a good day or two, and garner all sorts of questions from his teammates.
“Cats do eat ramen, but only you’d be fool enough to try,” Sasuke commented.
“HEY!” Naruto yelped, growling at him. Sasuke simply smirked and handed Naruto the soap so they could wash one another off and enjoy the rest of their shower together.
Outside the bathroom Itachi had curled up on a pile of towels that Sasuke had set near the bathroom door and forgotten to put inside.
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