Fanfic: Anatomical Correctness, SasuxNaru rated M
Title: Anatomical correctness
Chapter: Takes place after “The Cat Comes When it’s Ready”, Home is Where the Uchiha Is, and What Cats Do.
Author: StarbearerTM
Word Count: 1055
Fandom: Naruto Shippuden
Pairing: SasukexNaruto
Rating: M
Warnings: Male/Male relationship, mutual masturbation, lime
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto created and owns Naruto Shippuden, not me. The anime and manga are licensed by Shonen Jump. I make no money from the writing of this fanfiction which is for fan entertainment only.
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"Ne, Sasuke teme?" a lazy blond voice asked.
"What is it, Usuratonkachi?" replied a sleepy voice next to him.
On top of a pale chest covered in questionable bruises and scratches lay a blonde spiky mane of hair. Through it, the Uchiha ran his hands just as if he were petting a cat or dog.
The Uzumaki tilted his head enough to meet black eyes with his ocean blue ones. "You're not up before me this time?"
Sasuke' rolled his eyes. "What, you want me to make red bean rice, dobe?"
"Well..." started Naruto, rubbing his hand over the sweaty chest of his lover. "It would be great for breakfast..."
"You're either horny or hungry. Sometimes I think you're one great big stomach with a penis attached," Sasuke quipped, amused at the blonde-haired person’s eyes widened.
"Eeee! Don't say that word! Can't you just say 'cock' or 'dick' like any normal guy?"
"And you're the one who was trained by a pervy sage and you're uncomfortable with the proper name of body parts, Usuratonkachi. Hopeless," Sasuke scoffed, leaning to sit up in bed so he had to coax Naruto to move.
Eyes still a bit white from Sasuke’s ‘vocabulary lesson’ Naruto moved aside to let Sasuke throw the covers away. Nervously Naruto chuckled showing that big grin that the Uchiha was so used to. Peering down at the sheets the blonde quipped, “Eheh, I guess we’re gonna have to change these sheets huh?”
“Understatement of the year, Usuratonkachi,” Sasuke whispered close to Naruto’s ear, sending shivers down his spine. Inevitably, his groin twitched the blonde’s erection into lie, aided by Sasuke’s hand sliding up and down its shaft.
Tanned skin began to flush a healthy shade of pink. The blonde panted, “Again huh?”
Lying on his side next to him Sasuke whispered, “Another lesson. This time you’ll tell me WHAT this is but you’ll use the proper term…”
“It’s my cock… and yours…”
“Wrong answer dobe,” panted the dark haired shinobi.
Against his shaft, Naruto felt the presence of Sasuke’s erection. Both hands were squeezing them together at an ever-increasing pace. Automatically Naruto and Sasuke shifted their hips while lying side by side on the already soaked sheets dark blue in color.
“Ngh… Sasuke… not fair… it’s both our dicks! Our organs, our little guys…”
Sasuke smirked “Deliberately obstinate aren’t you?”
For a moment, Naruto closed his eyes enjoying the sensation of their two hard ons gliding in their combined grasp. So much pleasure he felt like he wanted to explode immediately until he heard the distant jingle of a bell.
Moreover, a distinctly feline noise, “Mrroow… meowwwr!”
Yanking Sasuke over top of him Naruto let out a loud cry of, “GAAAAAHHH!”
For a moment, Sasuke felt sorry and half-amused by his partner’s white eyed and blue shock filled face. The blonde pointed at the incriminated tuxedo cat circling the bed, looking up at them as it gave them a cat lecture.
“Damn it Itachi, I WILL feed you!” Sasuke grimaced.
“You just interrupted a very INTIMATE MOMENT YOU STUPID CIAT!” Naruto yelled at it, using Sasuke to hide his modesty. Not that a pale naked ass was much different from his own crown jewels but the cat didn’t seem to care.
“Mrrooo-owww!” Itachi yowled.
Sasuke poked Naruto repeatedly in the forehead scolding, “Dobe, the cat doesn’t give a shit if we’re naked! Now how many times do you have to get it through that thick skull of yours?”
“Shut up Sasuke teme! He ruined the mood!” Naruto grumbled, glaring annoyed at their housemate lifting his front paws to rest on the bedside.
Again Sasuke rolled off Naruto long enough to grab the nearest article of clothes; Naruto’s orange and brown jacket. He threw it on and grabbed a pair of boxers. To Naruto’s consternation, it was the off-white pair with wavy branchlike lines he normally wore. Now whenever he wore them he would think of Sasuke’s crotch in them instead of his own.
“Keep it down, you’re bothering the dobe, Itachi,” Sasuke mumbled frowning after both his pale feet hit the floor.
“Aggghhh! I can’t BELIEVE it!” Naruto snarled, face palming and grabbing Sasuke’s blue shirt with the Uchiha crest on the back.
Irritated he jerked it on over his head glad that it was long enough to cover his modesty enough to stumble his way to the bathroom and the kitchen. A quick glance in the bathroom mirror showed bites all up and down the tanned surface of Naruto’s collarbone and neck. Not surprisingly, Sasuke liked to bite and suck just like he did. There were just as many scratches and hickeys pock marking the Uchiha’s pale flesh too.
“Two can play at that game,” he mumbled through a mouthful of toothpaste, making faces at himself in the medicine cabinet mirror. Still brushing his teeth, he grabbed a pair of black silk boxers and yanked them out of the other side of the drawer next to the multicolored ones he had put there last night.
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Hooking his finger through the pull-tab ring Sasuke yanked the lid off a small silver can. Transfixed by this action Itachi reared on his hind legs to dig his claws into Sasuke’s knees. Without speaking Sasuke spooned the food onto a dish and set it down on the kitchen floor. Soon the only sound Sasuke heard was the water from the bathroom, Naruto’s gargling, and the jingling of the bell on their cat’s collar.
Sasuke rooted in the fridge and pulled out a carton of vegetable juice to fill two small eight-ounce glasses. Naruto may hate vegetables, but he always found a way to coax him. If only he could coax him to be less silly about OTHER things. Then again, he wouldn’t be QUITE the same, Sasuke reasoned with a smirk.
“Oi, look at me, Sasuke teme! Time for me to get you back!” shouted the blonde, poking his head into the kitchen. Once he stepped in, the Uchiha’s dark eyes smoldered at the sight of his clothes on the Uzumaki.
“Not bad, Usuratonkachi,” murmured Sasuke, sliding an arm around the blonde’s waist the same moment Naruto glomped him. Too busy eating his food; Itachi ignored the piles of falling clothes that landed on the kitchen floor removed from two sweaty bodies. One tanned the other pale.
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Chapter: Takes place after “The Cat Comes When it’s Ready”, Home is Where the Uchiha Is, and What Cats Do.
Author: StarbearerTM
Word Count: 1055
Fandom: Naruto Shippuden
Pairing: SasukexNaruto
Rating: M
Warnings: Male/Male relationship, mutual masturbation, lime
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto created and owns Naruto Shippuden, not me. The anime and manga are licensed by Shonen Jump. I make no money from the writing of this fanfiction which is for fan entertainment only.
**
"Ne, Sasuke teme?" a lazy blond voice asked.
"What is it, Usuratonkachi?" replied a sleepy voice next to him.
On top of a pale chest covered in questionable bruises and scratches lay a blonde spiky mane of hair. Through it, the Uchiha ran his hands just as if he were petting a cat or dog.
The Uzumaki tilted his head enough to meet black eyes with his ocean blue ones. "You're not up before me this time?"
Sasuke' rolled his eyes. "What, you want me to make red bean rice, dobe?"
"Well..." started Naruto, rubbing his hand over the sweaty chest of his lover. "It would be great for breakfast..."
"You're either horny or hungry. Sometimes I think you're one great big stomach with a penis attached," Sasuke quipped, amused at the blonde-haired person’s eyes widened.
"Eeee! Don't say that word! Can't you just say 'cock' or 'dick' like any normal guy?"
"And you're the one who was trained by a pervy sage and you're uncomfortable with the proper name of body parts, Usuratonkachi. Hopeless," Sasuke scoffed, leaning to sit up in bed so he had to coax Naruto to move.
Eyes still a bit white from Sasuke’s ‘vocabulary lesson’ Naruto moved aside to let Sasuke throw the covers away. Nervously Naruto chuckled showing that big grin that the Uchiha was so used to. Peering down at the sheets the blonde quipped, “Eheh, I guess we’re gonna have to change these sheets huh?”
“Understatement of the year, Usuratonkachi,” Sasuke whispered close to Naruto’s ear, sending shivers down his spine. Inevitably, his groin twitched the blonde’s erection into lie, aided by Sasuke’s hand sliding up and down its shaft.
Tanned skin began to flush a healthy shade of pink. The blonde panted, “Again huh?”
Lying on his side next to him Sasuke whispered, “Another lesson. This time you’ll tell me WHAT this is but you’ll use the proper term…”
“It’s my cock… and yours…”
“Wrong answer dobe,” panted the dark haired shinobi.
Against his shaft, Naruto felt the presence of Sasuke’s erection. Both hands were squeezing them together at an ever-increasing pace. Automatically Naruto and Sasuke shifted their hips while lying side by side on the already soaked sheets dark blue in color.
“Ngh… Sasuke… not fair… it’s both our dicks! Our organs, our little guys…”
Sasuke smirked “Deliberately obstinate aren’t you?”
For a moment, Naruto closed his eyes enjoying the sensation of their two hard ons gliding in their combined grasp. So much pleasure he felt like he wanted to explode immediately until he heard the distant jingle of a bell.
Moreover, a distinctly feline noise, “Mrroow… meowwwr!”
Yanking Sasuke over top of him Naruto let out a loud cry of, “GAAAAAHHH!”
For a moment, Sasuke felt sorry and half-amused by his partner’s white eyed and blue shock filled face. The blonde pointed at the incriminated tuxedo cat circling the bed, looking up at them as it gave them a cat lecture.
“Damn it Itachi, I WILL feed you!” Sasuke grimaced.
“You just interrupted a very INTIMATE MOMENT YOU STUPID CIAT!” Naruto yelled at it, using Sasuke to hide his modesty. Not that a pale naked ass was much different from his own crown jewels but the cat didn’t seem to care.
“Mrrooo-owww!” Itachi yowled.
Sasuke poked Naruto repeatedly in the forehead scolding, “Dobe, the cat doesn’t give a shit if we’re naked! Now how many times do you have to get it through that thick skull of yours?”
“Shut up Sasuke teme! He ruined the mood!” Naruto grumbled, glaring annoyed at their housemate lifting his front paws to rest on the bedside.
Again Sasuke rolled off Naruto long enough to grab the nearest article of clothes; Naruto’s orange and brown jacket. He threw it on and grabbed a pair of boxers. To Naruto’s consternation, it was the off-white pair with wavy branchlike lines he normally wore. Now whenever he wore them he would think of Sasuke’s crotch in them instead of his own.
“Keep it down, you’re bothering the dobe, Itachi,” Sasuke mumbled frowning after both his pale feet hit the floor.
“Aggghhh! I can’t BELIEVE it!” Naruto snarled, face palming and grabbing Sasuke’s blue shirt with the Uchiha crest on the back.
Irritated he jerked it on over his head glad that it was long enough to cover his modesty enough to stumble his way to the bathroom and the kitchen. A quick glance in the bathroom mirror showed bites all up and down the tanned surface of Naruto’s collarbone and neck. Not surprisingly, Sasuke liked to bite and suck just like he did. There were just as many scratches and hickeys pock marking the Uchiha’s pale flesh too.
“Two can play at that game,” he mumbled through a mouthful of toothpaste, making faces at himself in the medicine cabinet mirror. Still brushing his teeth, he grabbed a pair of black silk boxers and yanked them out of the other side of the drawer next to the multicolored ones he had put there last night.
**
Hooking his finger through the pull-tab ring Sasuke yanked the lid off a small silver can. Transfixed by this action Itachi reared on his hind legs to dig his claws into Sasuke’s knees. Without speaking Sasuke spooned the food onto a dish and set it down on the kitchen floor. Soon the only sound Sasuke heard was the water from the bathroom, Naruto’s gargling, and the jingling of the bell on their cat’s collar.
Sasuke rooted in the fridge and pulled out a carton of vegetable juice to fill two small eight-ounce glasses. Naruto may hate vegetables, but he always found a way to coax him. If only he could coax him to be less silly about OTHER things. Then again, he wouldn’t be QUITE the same, Sasuke reasoned with a smirk.
“Oi, look at me, Sasuke teme! Time for me to get you back!” shouted the blonde, poking his head into the kitchen. Once he stepped in, the Uchiha’s dark eyes smoldered at the sight of his clothes on the Uzumaki.
“Not bad, Usuratonkachi,” murmured Sasuke, sliding an arm around the blonde’s waist the same moment Naruto glomped him. Too busy eating his food; Itachi ignored the piles of falling clothes that landed on the kitchen floor removed from two sweaty bodies. One tanned the other pale.
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