I'll try hard not to pretend

[star_ruet]

I just bumped in to Angeline in the fifth floor girls bathroom, and she gave me some of those muggle 'love heart' sweet thingies. You know the ones. They have little messages written on them, like 'Be Mine' and that sort of bollocks. Apparently she swapped them with some girl in her dorm for a bag of cockroach clusters (hahahah poor girl) and

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[star_ruet]

Yes, I have a puppy.

It's only a little puppy!

[insidiousslyth]

... I didn't take you as a puppy sort of person. Big cats with big teeth, yes, but a puppy? Hm.

[star_ruet]

Well usually I wouldn't be a...puppy person...but...agh...

Would you think less of me if I said "IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!"?

[insidiousslyth]

...No.

I'm cuter still anyway.

[star_ruet]

Than this puppy?

I think not!

[insidiousslyth]

No? Really? Well, then ... I think this puppy must die.

[star_ruet]

Jealous much?

Step away from the Puppy, bitch.

[insidiousslyth]

So sorry, my love. My apologies.

...Could I possibly just remove all the fur from the puppy?

[star_ruet]

Later. When it's big enough for coats.

[insidiousslyth]

You are not wearing the puppy.

[star_ruet]

Why not? It would make a nice coat...

...it's now giving me a look...

I feel so dirty.

[insidiousslyth]

As you should. Puppies are not meant to be worn as coats, despite what Cruella De Vil tells us.

My removing the fur from your puppy would simply be an act of calming my insecurities.

[star_ruet]

Hmph.

No need for insecurities, love. Don't listen to Colby. She's just bitter because her womb is all vacant and cob-webby.

[insidiousslyth]

Ouch, dearest. That was mildly cruel.

Puppy will not be furry and cute. End of discussion.

[kit_newton]

Let me know if i'm wrong here but surely Rosier was just refering to shaving the puppy, not skinning it quite yet

[meetyourdemise]

You're barking up the wrong tree (no pun intended) as far as jealousy goes, Rosier.