...watcha goin' do when they come for you...
This is one of those Jessica's father is a douchebag posts...
Post #49680302
Check this one out:
My sister was driving to work and while on the thruway she noticed that there was a state trooper radaring people. She noticed him from a ways away and like everyone else around her, she slowed down and made her way into the center lane.
Then the state trooper pulled her over. She told me she wasn't speeding, but the officer told her he clocked her at 70 mph. She gave him her license and registration and then he went back to his car. About ten minutes later he comes back and goes to her:
"I'm friends with your father and I've known him a long time. I just got off the phone with him. I'm gonna let you go, but you should give your father a call and get together to have dinner with him."
And then he just drove away. My sister was like: WTF.
That is one big WTF right there.
This is what I'm talking about! That's the shit that I had to deal with (and apparently, what I will have to deal with again January 2007)!
FUCKED UP!
Also:
Fucked up in a awesome way: One of my friends was in a bar in NYC where they had celebrity bartenders and she totally bought a Captain & Coke from one, Detective Elliott Stabler from Law & Order SVU, and Franco from Rescue Me!
Buying a drink from Meloni and then having her picture taken with him gives her like a gazillion cool points. WOW.
WOW.
Post #49680302
Check this one out:
My sister was driving to work and while on the thruway she noticed that there was a state trooper radaring people. She noticed him from a ways away and like everyone else around her, she slowed down and made her way into the center lane.
Then the state trooper pulled her over. She told me she wasn't speeding, but the officer told her he clocked her at 70 mph. She gave him her license and registration and then he went back to his car. About ten minutes later he comes back and goes to her:
"I'm friends with your father and I've known him a long time. I just got off the phone with him. I'm gonna let you go, but you should give your father a call and get together to have dinner with him."
And then he just drove away. My sister was like: WTF.
That is one big WTF right there.
This is what I'm talking about! That's the shit that I had to deal with (and apparently, what I will have to deal with again January 2007)!
FUCKED UP!
Also:
Fucked up in a awesome way: One of my friends was in a bar in NYC where they had celebrity bartenders and she totally bought a Captain & Coke from one, Detective Elliott Stabler from Law & Order SVU, and Franco from Rescue Me!
Buying a drink from Meloni and then having her picture taken with him gives her like a gazillion cool points. WOW.
WOW.