from Matt
Must. Kill. Time. Nothing came up using my full name, so I settled for "Beth".
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Beth needs to go back to school."
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Beth looks like Gambit from X-men" (awwww, thanks!)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Beth says:. Thank God you got the smartass back; I needed a little smartass humor after all this!" (true facts.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Beth wants to drop double-right click from Hannover." (I... I do?)
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Beth does not die." (works for me)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Beth really hates the Beth bashing here"
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Beth asks Laura about her top tips for online dating" (No... I really don't)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Beth likes to touch herself." (little personal... but not untrue)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Beth eats Eucalyptus from Perth, Australia"
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Beth wears a chair." (I want to know how that works exactly)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Beth Modica was arrested and charged with one count of third-degree rape, four counts of third-degree criminal sexual assault, four counts of third-degree..." (scary chick...)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. "Beth Loves Bollywood" (yeah, sure... why not?)
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Beth needs to go back to school."
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Beth looks like Gambit from X-men" (awwww, thanks!)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Beth says:. Thank God you got the smartass back; I needed a little smartass humor after all this!" (true facts.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Beth wants to drop double-right click from Hannover." (I... I do?)
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Beth does not die." (works for me)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Beth really hates the Beth bashing here"
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Beth asks Laura about her top tips for online dating" (No... I really don't)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Beth likes to touch herself." (little personal... but not untrue)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Beth eats Eucalyptus from Perth, Australia"
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Beth wears a chair." (I want to know how that works exactly)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Beth Modica was arrested and charged with one count of third-degree rape, four counts of third-degree criminal sexual assault, four counts of third-degree..." (scary chick...)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. "Beth Loves Bollywood" (yeah, sure... why not?)