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Today i was SUCH a capricorn. I thought i was in it for the money, but turns out i'm in it for the kill, the competitive streak, the ambition. I'm not all that hungry for the cash, i'm power hungry. *bite*
but as an afterthought, i REALLY have to stop biting my nails. it's all i do these days, nibble like a rabbit on my nails... ah. but the way they way they compress when you sink your teeth into them...and the little bits of skin around the cuticle....mmm.
maybe i should take up smoking. make some friends. look hot. be all savvy and sophisticated, yet street smart and artsy. contain my mood swings by the hour. learn how to do some ash flicking tricks and smoke rings. a real hobby to waste my money on. carry a lighter around with me. sexy.
man, i was HOT today. I put mascara on and it got all clumpy, so i wiped the applicator off on a piece of toilet paper and tried it again and...lo and behold...i have eyelashes! like a fan or something. then i was so full of myself that i took a picture to prove it. to my friends and livejournal readers of course (or what's left of them)
this is me, a photoshopped smoker!
but as an afterthought, i REALLY have to stop biting my nails. it's all i do these days, nibble like a rabbit on my nails... ah. but the way they way they compress when you sink your teeth into them...and the little bits of skin around the cuticle....mmm.
maybe i should take up smoking. make some friends. look hot. be all savvy and sophisticated, yet street smart and artsy. contain my mood swings by the hour. learn how to do some ash flicking tricks and smoke rings. a real hobby to waste my money on. carry a lighter around with me. sexy.
man, i was HOT today. I put mascara on and it got all clumpy, so i wiped the applicator off on a piece of toilet paper and tried it again and...lo and behold...i have eyelashes! like a fan or something. then i was so full of myself that i took a picture to prove it. to my friends and livejournal readers of course (or what's left of them)
this is me, a photoshopped smoker!