Crossdressing nightmare

[no_souls_here]

[The video begins unceremoniously. Before the lens is an opulent affair complete with entertainment and ballroom dancing. Ladies and gentlemen of high society are in attendance delighting themselves with all the gala has to offer. Ciel on the other hand is here on business, in disguise as a young lady.]

I can’t see anything over this crowd….

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[no_souls_here]

[Did everyone have to find out about this?! This is awful]

This is just a horrible misunderstanding...

[Then Alice brings up Lizzie. Ciel gathers his skirts and begins to go after her.]

I-- I have to talk to her. Explain.. this.. this stupid idea. Somehow.

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[lostblackrabbit]

I'll say it is! If you were a girl this whole time, why were you dressed like a boy? You made for a very ugly boy, Eye-patch.

Hm? Her? [Looks in the direction Lizzie ran off in.]

Oh, cute girl? Yeah, I think she thought you were a boy all this time to. I told you, you're just upsetting everyone by doing cute wrong! You should have just stayed a girl instead of confusing everyone!

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[no_souls_here]

[That causes Ciel's mouth to gape open. She can't be serious]

I'm not a.. [Looks around the ballroom.. and whispers] Girl.

You've got it all wrong! .. but I don't have time to explain it to you.. [It looks like Lizzie has already left the party entirely]

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[lostblackrabbit]

You're not? Then why do you look like one? These human customs make no damn sense.... [She mutters.]

If you have enough time to change your gender then you obviously have far too much time. [She knew how difficult it was to get in those fancy dresses by yourself. It took quite a few of Oz's servants to get her pinned down and into one for his coming of age party.]

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[no_souls_here]

.. because it's a disguise. Just look away if it bothers you so much......

I didn't change my gender! [Geeze this girl was idiotic] Just be quiet... I'm here for a reason and I don't need you or anyone else interfering.

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[lostblackrabbit]

It doesn't bother me. I just never met a human that could switch genders. [Most chains can't even pull that one.]

Eh? You're not? [She blinks then puts her hands on the weirdo's chest. Nope... nothing there. She could just be flat chested... but she keeps saying she's a boy.] Ooooh, so you're just a weirdo that likes where girl clothes then?

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[no_souls_here]

[Deepest sigh ever. Alice was really trying his patience]

[His expression dropped completely when she touched his chest. A blush settling on his cheeks. He raised a hand to swat her off. Male or not.. no one should be touching his chest x.x]

That's not it at all............... and keep your hands to yourself!

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[lostblackrabbit]

[She lets him swats her hands away and holds them up making a squeezing motion in the air.]

Yup, still nothing... guess you are just a weird boy. [She sets her hands down and looks around the room.]

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[lostblackrabbit]

Oooooh! It's a party! A human dance party!

[Ignoring his request to keep her hands off she takes Ciel's hands in her excitement.] Are you coming of age today, Lady eye patch?!

That means you have dance!

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[no_souls_here]

[And still she persists in talking about the chest size.] You're so crass... have you no manners at all?

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[no_souls_here]

Shhhhhhh Please... compose yourself. Act like a real lady...

[Glowers down at that hand] It's nothing like that.....

Let go of me.. [He hissed]

[lostblackrabbit]

Manners? Manners... [Sounds like a word Sister Sharon has tried to teach her.] No, I don't have any cakes.

[Act like a lady... Now she knows sister Sharon has mentioned that... how do ladies act again?]

I am acting like a lady. Ladies are supposed to dance at parties.

[She nods in a matter of fact way and ignoring Ciel's hiss she pulls him into a dance stance.]

[no_souls_here]

I didn't say anything about cake.

Not with other ladies....!

[Omg.. is Alice going to lead too?]

[lostblackrabbit]

But you just said you're not a lady.

[He sure didn't dance like one...but she didn't dance like a boy either.]

Hn... you're still playing the girl? Fine, I'll lead then. [She tries to remember how Oz did it and starts to turn Ciel in time with the music.]

[no_souls_here]

I'm not... just pretending to be one

[What was wrong with this girl]

Just let go.. I don't want to dance anymore. [He tried to think of how to distract her...] Aren't you hungry...? The refreshment table might be loaded with meat...

[lostblackrabbit]

Meat? [She stops mid dip.] Where?

[She does just as Ciel asks and lets him go... unfortunately she had him tipped a little far back into a dip and may have just dropped him that way.]