[A little boy with spunky hair and wide blue eyes is suddenly staring into the feed with a pouting face; he looks like he's been crying, actually. You might not recognize him without the trademark tribal tattoo on the side of his face. Until he opens, his mouth, that is.]
MAAAAATRON! Where are you?! They... they said I could find you if I used this thing!
[He leans in really close, almost bonking his forehead on the screen.] Are you in there?! Come ou~t! The people here are weird and I don't like it...! OH! And I saw someone start a fire even though they're NOT S'POSED TO! You're gonna put 'em in the corner, right, Matron? RIGHT?! I did good, huh?!
[...Except when he doesn't get an answer after a few moments of wait, his eyes started welling up with tears and he begins to wibble.]
This thing is STUPID! It doesn't work at all!