INVESTIGATION 02 ► [video]
[It's been a while since Lassiter even showed up on the feed, but here he is! And not on purpose, either. Seems he's still in Traverse Town and he's met something as crotchety as he is and he's just offended it. His communicator has fallen to the ground, although at first, there's a large beak pecking at it.]
Dodrio, dodrio, dodrio! [There's basically a chorus of this going on, with the heads alternating between pecking Lassiter and squawking their own name.]
Get AWAY from me, you over-sized pile of feathers!
DODRIO!
[He's shouldering at and swatting away the heads as best he can, but damnit, they're persistent!]
You are SO lucky I don't have my gun!
[If someone manages to distract this bird, he will be ... well, thankful-ish.]
Dodrio, dodrio, dodrio! [There's basically a chorus of this going on, with the heads alternating between pecking Lassiter and squawking their own name.]
Get AWAY from me, you over-sized pile of feathers!
DODRIO!
[He's shouldering at and swatting away the heads as best he can, but damnit, they're persistent!]
You are SO lucky I don't have my gun!
[If someone manages to distract this bird, he will be ... well, thankful-ish.]