2nd Felony [voice/video]
[The first thing that comes onto the network is a terrible, three-way sound. It is the sound of a creature...barking. Yes, barking. Actually, to those familiar with the Underworld, it sounds an awful lot like Cerberus. The barking goes on for a few minutes before a voice pops up.]
Yeah, that's how you do it! Good dog! You definitely deserve this.
[Cue the sound of three slobbering heads and slabs of meat being tossed into its mouth. Content hell-beast is content.]
So, I know you're all wondering where the Bullet went. Well, since I can't leave until one of you coughs up the keys to this strange building, I figured I'd speed that event up a little bit. 'Sides, it's not my fault you guys are so lax when it comes to watching your stuff, is it?
Especially your drug dogs. This guy was real hungry, weren't you? Who's a hungry doooog?
[...That sound might be the sound of a hellhound getting its belly rubbed.]
Oh, yeah, you're not getting any of this stuff I've gotten back until someone lets me out. Just so you all know. Or maybe I'll sell it. Especially this gun. I thought these were illegal, after a-
BLEEEEEEEEE!!
[Suddenly, VIDEO. Sand is flying everywhere, as is an orange-haired kid, a three-headed dog, and the communicator, which lands face-up, revealing what looks like a hot desert sun. It's as if a giant explosion happened underground, right under the thief's shoes. And who - what - was responsible?]
The---hell!?
Gible~
[A very large shadowy...uh...head suddenly looms into view.]
Ble ble gi??
HEY! Don't touch tha--
[click]
Yeah, that's how you do it! Good dog! You definitely deserve this.
[Cue the sound of three slobbering heads and slabs of meat being tossed into its mouth. Content hell-beast is content.]
So, I know you're all wondering where the Bullet went. Well, since I can't leave until one of you coughs up the keys to this strange building, I figured I'd speed that event up a little bit. 'Sides, it's not my fault you guys are so lax when it comes to watching your stuff, is it?
Especially your drug dogs. This guy was real hungry, weren't you? Who's a hungry doooog?
[...That sound might be the sound of a hellhound getting its belly rubbed.]
Oh, yeah, you're not getting any of this stuff I've gotten back until someone lets me out. Just so you all know. Or maybe I'll sell it. Especially this gun. I thought these were illegal, after a-
BLEEEEEEEEE!!
[Suddenly, VIDEO. Sand is flying everywhere, as is an orange-haired kid, a three-headed dog, and the communicator, which lands face-up, revealing what looks like a hot desert sun. It's as if a giant explosion happened underground, right under the thief's shoes. And who - what - was responsible?]
The---hell!?
Gible~
[A very large shadowy...uh...head suddenly looms into view.]
Ble ble gi??
HEY! Don't touch tha--
[click]