✖ Dante ✖ Mission Four: Cold // Wonderland

[albinoidiot]

[Dante was back to doing his job sitting in a big chair in front of what appeared to be a very long and cluttered table. There was cake and there teacups and tea pots and all sorts of edible things scattered around it. Despite the plate and cake Dante seemed to have acquired, he had a sad pout on his face.]All the cake in the world can't get me in

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[mountain_sage]

[Being in a masterpiece of a body and being pretty "cool" doesn't make him happy? Color this sage confused.]

...Why are you unhappy?

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[albinoidiot]

Because I was a jedi for a weak. I was bad-ass. Now I'm just bad-ass and good looking. No more jedi powers.

[Jedi's are bad-ass,bro.]

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[mountain_sage]

...But you have your own powers, do you not?

[And what is a Jedi?]

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[albinoidiot]

Maybe. But a jedi is so bad-ass. Little kids in my world dress up like them because that's just how cool they are. Best hero's you could ever want.

You're tellin' me you don't know what a Jedi is?

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[pilgrimaged]

It... was certainly an experience, wasn't it? ( okay so she wasn't a jedi... we can't all be awesome )

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[albinoidiot]

Sounds like someone didn't have as much fun as I did. Wanna talk about it?

[No one has the best/worse luck as Dante!]

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[pilgrimaged]

That's very kind of you... ( because you were totally being sincere, right dante? ) But, to tell you the truth, I'm just -- grateful that things are back to normal.

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[albinoidiot]

No problem. [Whatever gets your clothes off faster~] What happened? The more you talk about it, the more it makes me feel like I have to punch someone in the face for being an idiot.

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[usedbrightheart]

So, you're not happy about your own body, huh? That's kinda a crazy thing ta say, ya know.

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[albinoidiot]

[He laughs.]

Out of all of that, I'm surprised by the stuff people only end up retaining.

Why do you say that, beautiful?

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[usedbrightheart]

Mainly because I like my own body and everything that comes with it, I guess. Tho I can never understand why my homies might not.

It's whack to hate yourself.

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[albinoidiot]

Woah. Who ever said anythin' about hating myself?

[Musa. If you only knew the half of it. He was trying to crack a joke with that comparison to a jedi, but there's something he really hates about himself. Alas, he can't take it seriously.]

A pretty face like you, I'm not surprised you don't have flaws. That's understandable.

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[gotchakun]

[Have a distracted kid looking at the table for a moment. Just...where were you at Dante holy crap.

He wants to be there!]

So I guess you enjoyed the body swapping then? A lot of people I met had the opposite of enjoyment...

I'm sorry you're...um...upset about it, though don't you like your actual body?

You look cool to me.

[It's the coat. He loves it.]

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[albinoidiot]

Cool? Cool?

[He's gonna sit up. Stare at you.]

I'm not cool, kid. I'm awesome. Get that through your head first.

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[gotchakun]

...

Right.

[You remind him of someone he knows, so he just looks amused.]

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[albinoidiot]

Something tells me you don't believe me.

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[abreakingwave]

I'm just relieved things are back to normal.

[And that he doesn't have to watch you like a hawk anymore.]

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[albinoidiot]

Hey master! [He sat up, big grin on his face. AS IF HE'LL EVER FORGET HE GOT TAUGHT IN THE JEDI ARTS.]

You gotta admit it, it was pretty fun though!

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[abreakingwave]

I'm not a Master, yet.

[Frooown.] Not really. [Granted, Obi-Wan spent the vast majority of that time trying to figure out how to function without the Force and attempting to understand the concept of a matching outfit.] But as long as you enjoyed it, I suppose. The Force is incredible, isn't it?

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[albinoidiot]

The force is amazing. The day you do become a master, I better get your hand-me-down's.