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[A day ago, a little menace arrived in Traverse Town. But before the moogles could give him his communicator - or anything else - he had scurried away. He and the moogles had exchanged choice words before he'd left and the moogles had become sidetracked with another newcomer. They really hadn't thought about it... until they woke up the next

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What are you?

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[You look a lot like the last person who sent him a video. It's a little confusing. Hold on while he tries to figure this conundrum out.

Really he's just buying time so he can steal a slice of cake off of some poor person's table at a cafe. There's some shouting, and Stitch comes back looking pleased... with the slice of cake.]

Stitch is cute and fluffyyy. What are yoou?

[Goodbye, whole slice of cake! He shoves it right down.]

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[Kadaj can't help but to smile in delight at the havoc Stitch created. He can't say anything about cake, cake doesn't matter, but he appreciates the shouting.]

So cute that no one suspects you.

I'm Mother's son.

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[You're missing out on the deliciousness that is cake, Kadaj. It makes the shouting EVEN BETTER.]

Maybeee.

[There's still some shouting so he tosses the cherry back at the people. He doesn't like cherries all that much anyway.]

Motheer? Boriiing. [Stitch actually hates that he doesn't have parents, but he can pretend that he doesn't care, and do a pretty good job of it.] Pareents only say "no." Better without!

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[Kadaj smiles patiently at Stitch, eager to correct him.] Most parents might be boring, I don't know. But Mother's perfect. She makes the universe better.

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Universe? Mother must be biiig.