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[sycophantishly]

[ Prepare for some tl;dr by your local over-dramatic genome. He has some words of wisdom for everyone. So sit down, you're in for an earful on your device today. ]

With each passing minute that we sit and twiddle our thumbs, he crushes each world with a titan grip and leaves in his path nothing more than crumbs. Such trembling amount of power, it is

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[video]

[dualhounds]

[Wow! You're so pretty. And you're good at speeches. Which he's really not even listening to.]

Are you my Brother?

[video]

[sycophantishly]

[ What. Even. ]

I already enough siblings. Why would I add onto that?

[video]

[dualhounds]

You can't pick who you're related to.

[video]

[sycophantishly]

No, unfortunately you can't. However, I assure you that we are that we are not related.

[video]

[dualhounds]

How do I know you're not just lying like my big Brother?

[video]

[sycophantishly]

I guess you'll just have to take your chances, now won't you?

[video]

[dualhounds]

...I guess. [Frowns at him...] --We don't have wings. [AND SUDDENLY SUBJECT CHANGE. He recalls something from Kuja's speech out of nowhere.]

[video]

[sycophantishly]

[ Just. Where..... where did that even? What. GLARING. ]

... I'm aware.

[video]

[dualhounds]

[He stares back, clueless.]

But you said we were gonna beat our wings.

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[sycophantishly]

...

In your case, I'm sure you haven't left your mother's nest.

[video]

[dualhounds]

[You've lost him. Not that you really had him to begin with.]

Mother doesn't have a nest... but I'm looking for Her! [He perks.] Do you know where She is?

[video]

[sycophantishly]

Why does this sound familiar?

... No.