la la la....
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."'
Dory- I am so sorry that I missed your call! My fone was still on silent from work! I got your message at like 11PM and I was afraid to call because I know that you work early in the AM. Anywho, that's awesome that you died your hair too! I can't wait to see it! I have some pictures from the other night on my camera so now all i have to do is finish the roll, get it developed, figure out how to scan em' on my computer, and manage to get them on lj or myspace. LOL!!!! In other words, they will be up for viewing by June 22 at latest! LOL.... oh man...
So I got that wireless card for my computer and then my boss tells me I can't work on anything that isn't work related at work anymore. Personally I think that's bull shit because I am a receptionist and after there are no more showings to set up and the phone isnt ringing, I have nothing to do! Occasionally an agent will need me to do something for them, but I am a pretty fast worker, so what happens when I have finished everything? I sit. I doodle. And I write. Granted, these 3 things are not exactly work related, but the past week I have been able to get away with them. Muah hahahahaaa!! :)
Let's see. So much for my fucking striaght A's. Gah. My psych teacher gave me a B! Let me tell you something, that 'B' stands for "My psych teacher is a Bitch!" Sure I missed a few classes, however, I did 30 points worth of extra credit, got a B on the final and A's on the other two tests. Also, I got all points possible on all the homework I did. Now seriously guys, someone please, explain to me how that works.
Last night I played Powder Puff Football! Oh yes... the Freshman/Sophomore team "Orange Crush" took the Glory!!! Hell Yes! We kicked some major Junior/Senior booty! I was center a lot, and when I wasn't I played the Line. I have several battle wounds.... Here is the list...
*Bruise on knee, hurts when I walk *Bruise on Shoulder, hurts to move it *and worst of all... My pinkey that I had surgery on last year, yeah, I think I jammed it again somehow. First, I didn't even notice that it hurt until after the game when I was eating a hotdog. Then I looked at my pinkey and it was swolen up and purplish-bluish-green. Sigh. So it hurts like a mother, and is very bruised. Hopefully after a day or so it will be all better.
P.S. If I were a boy, I would so play football.... and baseball of course!
Okie Dokie.
Peace out girl scout!!
:)