My Not So Turkey, Turkey Day. Thanks
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Length: 4 chapters
Character(s): DBSK
Pairing(s): slight hints of Yoosu and Jaeho
Rated: pg-13 (?) well, there are a few curses here and there lol haha and tons of sarcasm..lol
Genre: Crack. (crack crack crack lol haha sorry, seungri's 'strong baby' played in my head just now)
Forewords/Summary: It's Thanks giving and no one remembered?? How can this be?? How will their holiday be spent?? Will they find a turkey?? Will their day be filled with happiness, eventually? Whose fault was it that they forgot? Will they make dinner in time before the holiday is over? What problems will they encounter?
A/N: I know that thankx giving is an american holiday and the characters here are infact korean. but, this is a fanfiction; emphasis on the word FICTION. ^_^ thank you!! ^_^ (i apologize in advance for any possible misunderstanding.....)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
-"Let's take a look at the list here..." Jaejoong dug into his pocket as he walked out of the building. He scanned the list up and down, trying to memorize what was being asked for. Going down the contents, he couldn't help, but want to bang his head against the light post. "What is this? A banquet? Aish..." He shook his head, putting the list back into his pocket.
Or atleast he thought he did.
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-"What is that you're playing?" Yoochun jumped over the cough, landing next to Junsu.
-"I'm playing 'street walking survivor- New York edition'." Junsu answered, not once looking away from the screen. Yoochun watched carefully as he saw Junsu's character making its way through Manhattan.
-"What exactly is the object of the game?"
-"You-have-to-" Junsu tried to talk and concentrate at the same time. "Guide-your-character..." His character pushed through the crowd of people in the game. "Through the crowd of people, without touching or bumping into them. If you do, some of the people would push you back, punch you, or knock you into the street where you'd get hit by a speeding taxi. You have to stay clear of this until you reach your destination. My destination is the candy store!! Or what they call it...the hersey store.." Junsu informed Yoochun who seemed to have taken interest in the game now.
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-"Why am I walking this way?" Jaejoong asked outloud as he turned around all of a sudden, walking the opposite direction of where he was supposed to be going. "And when did it becom so crowded out here? I'm not even downtown yet!!" He wondered as he looked around and saw people surrounding him out of nowhere; as if they appeared in mid-air.
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-"Can I try?" Yoochun tried to grab the controller from Junsu.
-"No!! I'm still playing!!" Junsu tugged on the controller.
-"Just one try!!"
-"No!!!" Junsu yelled in his dolphin pitched voice.
-"You damn sea world creature!!" Yoochun snatched he controller out of Junsu's hand. "Let me just give it a shot..." Yoochun stuck his tongue out.
-"You'll die fast. I know it." Junsu snickered.
-"You're going to help me!! Tell me what to do!!" Yoochun ordered. "Can't I take the bus?" He asked as he kept bumping into the people, losing life points in the process as he kept getting pushed in return as well as being punched a few times.
-"Nope." Junsu smiled in satisfaction, knowing that Yoochun had no clue on what he was doing. "You have to walk."
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-"Move out of my way!!!" An old man pushed Jaejoong to the side, into another passer-by.
-"Excuse you!!" A lady swung her purse at Jaejoong. He stumbled backward, stepping on a little girl's foot who was behind him. She screamed in pain, dropping the lollipop she had in her hand.
-"Waaahhh!!! Daddy!!!" The girl cried.
-"Why I oughta!!" The little girl's father punched Jaejoong in the stomach, causing Jaejoong to keel over.
-"What the hell?!" Jaejoong exasperated in a great deal of pain. The little girl bent down to Jaejoong's face, puckering her lips and sticking out her tongue, making a 'Pffffff' sound with trickles of spit flying in his face.
-"Bye bye!!" The girl ran to catch up with her father.
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-"Are you forgetting that this game is still under your screen name? If I lose, that means you lose." Yoochun alerted Junsu.
-"No!! I worked too hard to get to the score I'm at now!! Don't you dare!!" Junsu launged himself forward, reaching for the control. "Give it back!!!" He demanded.
-"What's going on?!" Yunho, stepped out in a towel, finding Junsu and Yoochun fighting for control over the controller. He took a deep breath before walking over and unplugging the controller from the game system. "Problem solved." Yunho whistled happily out of the living room without the other two noticing.
-"Okay!! Okay!! Get off me!!" Yoochun gave up. Junsu picked himself up, grabbing the controller. In doing so, the cord swung itself in the air hitting him in the face.
-"Giving up was worth it." Yoochun grinned.
-"Where is Hamtaro when you need him...or that crazy psych ward lady..." Junsu mumbled, rubbing his cheek.
-"You better hurry up and plug it back in, your little friend is about to get ran over by a taxi." Yoochun pointed to the screen showing the character of the game standing in the middle of the street in times square."
-"No!!"
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-"Hey!!! Don't you see me standing here?!" Jaejoong called out, running after the bus that had just passed by, not even stopping to let him on. "That's the 5th bus!!" Jaejoong cried out in frustration, not noticing he had stopped in the middle of the street. He heard a horn blow loud, making him look up to see a taxi driving full force towards him.
-"NO!!!!!"
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-"I can't die!!!" Junsu flung himself off the couch, landing right in front of the t.v. He shoved the cord into the socket. He stood up quickly. As soon as the light on the controller was back on, he tabbed the up arrow hard in fast motion using his thumb, allowing his character to move out of the way just in time."
-"That was close huh?" Yoochun patted Junsu on the back as Junsu fell backward.
-"Yeah...too close.." Junsu heaved.
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-"What the hell just happened?!" Jaejoong lifted himelf off the ground, dusting himself off. He found himself on the other side of the street, without a scratch.
"I need a drink."
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-"I'm almost there..." Junsu cheered himself on as his charcter picked up speed, dodging the people around him without breaking a sweat.
-"What's so special about this game that had you two fighting?" Yunho asked Yoochun as they walked back into the living room.
-"I made it!!" Junsu jumped up; hands in the air.
-"Made it where?" Yunho asked.
-"To the Hershey store!! And since I got there in record breaking time, the game company is going to send me a ticket that allows me to go on a candy shopping spree!! All the chocolate I want!!" Junsu squealed in delight.
-"One problem." Yoochun spoke up.
-"What...?" Junsu, eyed Yoochun.
-"You won't be going to New York anytime soon." Yoochun laughed at the fact he pointed out to Junsu who threw the controller on the ground.
-"Hey..." Yunho inched his face up to the screen. "Doesn't this character look like Jaejoong?" Yoochun joined Yunho and checked the character out too.
-"Yeah he does. I didn't notice that before." Yoochun commented.
-"Yeah. I created him. I wanted to play with the character looking like Jaejoong hyung to hope that Jaejoong would make it to the market in time." Junsu beamed innocently. "I also have the Tokyo edition where I created a character that looked like Yunho."
-"And what was the destination?" Yoochun wanted to know.
-"Tokyo. Duh." Junsu answered.
-"I shoud've known..." Yoochun mumbled.
-"Are you serious?!" Yunho went and took the game out of the system. "That time we were filming for our video, I had to meet you all and instead, I got standed in the middle of Tokyo without knowing how!!"
-"Cool. Maybe this game has some type of mysterious factor..." Yoochun pondered in amazement.
-"Then maybe I should buy the Africa edition and create a character that looks like Yoochun and guide him through the safari." Junsu suggested tauntingly.
-"Okay. That would be fun." Yoochun shrugged which was a surprising reaction to both Yunho and Junsu. "But do they have a jail edition?" Yoochun pooped a curious question.
-"The theme of the game series in general is to walk....but yes they do have a jail edition...I have it actually..." Junsu responded slowly trying to see what Yoochun was up to.
-"And what is the objective in that game?"
-"To stay away from the cell mates as much as possible." Junsu explained. A mischievious look grew on Yoochun's face.
-"Where is the game?" Yoochun began to search around.
-"Why?" Yunho was curious to see what Yoochun was up to also.
-"I want to create a Junsu character." Yoochun revealed his intentions as he left into the room.
-"Oh no you don't!!!" Junsu sprung after him.
"I should get paid extra for being leader..." Yunho sighed.
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-"Why am I at the sweets store?" Jaejoong scrathed is head in confusion. He was about to walk off when a lady came out greeting him.
-"Hello there sir, happy holidays." She bowed, smiling.
-"Happy holidays to you too." Jaejoong did the same.
-"Please have this. I have no use for these. I don't even know why I bought them." The lady handed him a duffle bag full of candy. Jaejoong looked at her in astonishment. "Well, I should be on my way now. Goodbye and have a nice Thanks giving!" She waved as she went on her way.
-"That was strange..." Jaejoong took note as he swung the duffle bag over his shoulder. Just then he felt a water drop on his head. "Oh no...don't tell me..." Another drop fell down. Then another. Soon thunder could be heard. People walking passed had their umbrellas prepared and opened them up as the rain poured. "I have to get home!!" Jaejoong began to run, not taking into mind that he had passed a police officer who eyed Jaejoong and the duffle bag suspiciously. The police officer began to run after him.
-"Hey you!! Wait right there!!" The officer called out.
-"What?! What did I do?!" Jaejoong asked out loud, running faster. He then looked over his shoulder at the bag. "Oh great!!! That lady was probably smuggling!!"
-"Get back here!!" The police officer shouted.
++ AT THE POLICE STATION++
-"Oh my goodness!! Gaurd!!!" Changmin called to the guard sitting at the desk. "Could I atleast give this man some privacy?! He's taken a shit right in front of me!" Changmin complained, holding his nose. He turned to look behind him. The guy was squatting over the rusty toilet seat, winking at Changmin. Changmin shivered in disgust.
-"No, but I can add to your little party." The guard smiled as he signaled for another man to be brought in. This man was even buffer. Opening the jail gate, the gaurd threw the guy in. Changmin tried to run out, but the gate was closed in his face.
-"Hey there little miss...did you get caught on the job?" The guy hiccuped and smelled of liquor. Changmin trudged his way, away from the guy, pulling his jacket lower, trying to cover himself up.
-"Get me out of here!!!"
++BACK AT THE APARTMENT++
-"Ha!! Now you're not going to get your hands on it!! And plus, I already created a character." Junsu exclaimed as he put the game in the system.
-"Who is it this time?" Yunho rolled his eyes.
-"Changmin." Junsu sat back down on the couch.
-"Oh this I got to see." Yoochun rubbed his hands, sitting next to Junsu watching him play the jail edition.
-"I'm interested in seeing what happens also..." Yunho sat down next to Yoochun.
-"Well, as you can see, Changmin is stuck in the cell with two jail mates. I have to keep from being their play toy." Junsu talked them through the process. "Right now, my character is in the corner. One jail mate is following him, while the other is using the toilet."
-"Where the hell do you get these games from?" Yunho gave Junsu a weird look.
-"The internet."
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-"Get away from me!! I'm warning you!!" Changmin tried not to sound scared as the guy closed in on him. The other cell mate had finished using the toilet and made his way over as well.
-"Stop shaking like that. There's nothing to be worried about. We'll take good care of you here..." The guy who had just used the toilet told Changmin as he smiled crookedly at him. The buffer guy grabbed Changmin's jacket off.
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-"Oh shit!! Get him out from there Junsu!!" Yoochun instructed Junsu.
-"Oh my god he's done for!!" Yunho was on the edge of his seat on the couch.
-"No problem..." Junsu pressed a few buttons. His character grabbed the jacket back at the speed of lightening, wringling it around the buff guy's wrists. Junsu pressed another combo of button's that enabled his character to flip off the wall, landing behind the two jail mates and kicing them into each other.
-"How'd you do that?" Yunho sounded like a 10 year old kid.
-"I was born good." Junsu gloated.
-"I'm playing next." Yoochun called his turn.
-"You had a chance already. I want to try now!" Yunho argued.
-"So much for being leader." Junsu shook his head. "And there is no way I'm letting you have a go at this Yoochun!!" Junsu shouted.
-"Lets wrestle for it!!" Yoochun brought up his idea.
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-"How the hell did I just do that?" Changmin's eye stared wide at the two groaning men laying on the cold concrete ground.
-"Hey you!!" The guard referred to Changmin.
-"I didn't cause this!! They came after me first!!" Changmin put his hands up in explaining his defense.
-"You can go. There won't be any charges pressed against you." The guard opened the gate for Changmin. "That lady cleared things up for you. He pointed at afar, where Changmin could see the lady and her son from earlier.
-"Here. You miserable child!" The lady threw some sweats at him. "Atleast wear something before going back out in publice!" The lady walked away with the boy waving at Changmin.
-"Nice. I have pants now. But, no jacket." Changmin smacked himself on the head.
-"And it's a wreck outside. Rain and all." The guard informed him.
-"Nice. Just nice."
++BACK AT THE APARTMENT++
-"Why didn't you tell me it was going to rain!!" Jaejoong barged his way through the front door, to see the three members fighting each other on the floor. "Hello?!!!"
-"Oh you're back." Yunho got up. "Finished already?" Yunho grabbed the duffle bag. "You're soaked."
-"No kidding." Jaejoong threw his arms up in sarcasm.
-"What did you by?" Junsu pushed Yoochun off him, getting up and looking into the duffle bag. "Candy?"
-"I got chased all the way home by a police officer, who thought I was carrying drugs!! Luckily I lost him!" Jaejoong told them angrily.
-"That's just classic." Yoochun chuckled. "Where did you get the bag of candy from?"
-"It was the strangest thing. I ended up at the sweets store. A lady came out and just gave it to me." Jaejoong explained. Yoochun and Yunho gave Junsu a psyched out look.
-"You're soaked hyung." Junsu told Jaejoong, ignoring the looks that were directed towards him.
-"Yunho just said that!!!" Jaejoong screamed.
-"Well, you didn't get the groceries. Time is running out. Here's an umbrella." Yoochun opened up the closet and tossed a small kids' umbrella to Jaejoong.
-"Power rangers? Where did you get this from? This isn't going to keep me from getting drenched!"
-"It will for a quick 5minutes. Now get going." Yoochun directed Jaejoong out of the apartment. "Don't come back unless you have everything."
-"And when you come back, I'll have a nice warm bath running for you." Yunho gave something for Jaejoong to look forward to.
-"Fu-"
-"Hurry hyung!!" Junsu slammed the door in Jaejoong's face.
-"We won't be able to sleep tonight when those two get back in the apartment." Yoochun uttered, referring to Changmin and Jaejoong and their angry current state
Turkey3.