HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!!
Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author:
star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (chapt3 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open... The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE?? :: HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME??
CHAPTER3: 'HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2'
-"Here goes nothing..." I turned the door knob slowly....
The door didn't give in. I walked back to Yoochun and Junsu.
-"What happened?" Yoochun asked.
-"The door was locked. I'll try again some other time."
-"Oh good grief!!" Junsu sighed.
-"Quit it charlie brown!! Lets go." We walked back to my house. The minute I got home I went straight to sleep.
-"Aren't you forgetting Mrs. Dana's homework??" Yoochun nudged me.
-"Don't worry!! I'll do it in the morning!!" I shouted before i drifted back to sleep.
++NEXT MORNING++
-"What's all of this?!" Junsu shook me awake.
-"What's what?? Huh??" I found half eaten hotdogs on my pants.
-"This that's what!! Where did all this food come from??" Yoochun asked.
-"Uh...from the fridge duh."
-"You've been sleep eating again haven't you??" Junsu swept the food off the bed with his hand.
-"How would I know?? I was asleep!!" I retorted.
-"But, the food that is now lying on the floor is evidence!!" Yoochun responded.
-"What time is it??" I checked the clock. "Aw man I have to get ready!!" I got up and ran to the bathroom. I came out dressed in my uniform 20minutes tops. I was ready to leave. I grabbed my bag.
-"Lets go." I told the other two.
-"You didn't even do Mrs. Dana's homework." Wow Junsu get off my back already.
-"I'll do it at lunch. Now come on!"
-"What's the rush??" Yoochun said following behind.
-"One word. Heechul." Yoochun and Junsu then pushed me aside and ran out of the house. "Wait for me!!" I ran after them.
++AT SCHOOL++
-"So nice of you to decide to come early today Mr. Shim. And with one minute to spare." Mr. Heechul looked at his watch as I went and took my seat. They had beat me to class again. Those damn friends of mine.
First period took forever!! All those numbers and what not. Don't get the wrong impression. I am good in math...I just wasn't interested at that moment. I was busy playing with the calculator creating messages with the numbers. I typed in 14 and flipped the calculator over, it spelled 'hi'. I should become a scientist. If you type 335 and flip it over it spells 'see'. If you typed in 304 and flip it over it spells..oh wait don't do that!! Heh heh..that wasn't meant to happen...You probably are going to try it anyway...don't say I didn't tell you...
**(A/n: this only works with a standard calculator not the scientific/graphing calculator. The number four cannot look like this: '4'. or else it would not work lol.)
All the time he was wasting...ugh I could've done so much in my life already!! I could've asked Jessica to marry me, she would've said 'yes', we would've gotten nice house in the mountains, Yunho would've became our butler, we would've had children, and would've been the owner of the most successful food business in the world!! All the food I can eat!! Oh and my family too!! They would have food to eat too!! But, not Yunho. I would pay him with wood scraps. I could've accomplished all of this in that '45 minutes' that Mr. Heechul took up.
I typed 304 into my calculator, flipped it and pasted it to Junsu. His eyes grew wide when he read it. He looked at me and I pointed to Mr. Heechul. Junsu started giggling. I pretended to flip my long invisible hair just like Mr. Heechul would do. Junsu then whispered: "Hey baby want to go somewhere with me??" Pretending to be a random guy.
I responded: "I'm sorry but I'm booked for the night...how about tomorrow...I'll show you a good time!!"
-"I'm sure you would." Junsu winked.
I hit him lightly on the shoulder just like Mr. Heechul would when I would see him flirt. "You lie you lie." I giggled just like Mr. Heechul would. Junsu and I broke out in laughter. Just to let you know, no Mr. Heechul wasn't gay. Yes he can appear 'tough', but he acts so much like a girl at certain times, he might as well be gay. We kept laughing. Yoochun turned around and gave us 'what's this all about?' look. He sat infront of Junsu. Junsu handed him the calculator. Yoochun looked at me. I flickered my hand and batted my eyelashes just like Mr. Heechul would when someone would compliment him. Yoochun chuckled as I pointed to Mr. Heechul again. His faced was turned to the board. He was too engulfed in the lesson he didn't even notice us acting like fools. Then Shindong...that damn Shindong...turned around to see me still pointing ahead. He sat infront of me. He then turned to Yoochun who was still chuckling and grabbed the calculator from him. He took a look and then shot a look at me. He then pointed at himself while giving me angry eyes.
I waved my hands infront of me, shaking my head indicating that I was not talking about him. He took my calculator and smashed it on the floor. That damn Shindong....damn that Shindong!! The bell finally rang. I got up to pick up my calculator. Ofcourse it was ruined!!My $130 dollar calculator!! 707 was shown on the screen. That fatso was mocking me. (A/n: I love Shindong and I do not mean to call him a fatso in this fic!! lol ok back to the story!!)
-"Don't forget!! After school report to me!!" Mr. Heechul told us before we left his never ending class.
-"Ok Mrs-Mr. Heechul ma'am- I mean sir!!" I ran out of the classroom.
++4th PERIOD++
Chemistry. Not my favorite class. Not because I wasn't good in the subject; believe me I was. I just really didn't like any of my classes. My favorite class was actually lunch. There was only one reason I put up with this class. Jessica. But if there was a Jessica then there was a Yunho. And unfortunately i had this class with BOTH of them.
-"Ok class please choose your lab partners!" Mr. Kangta instructed us. I made my way to Jessica. A psychic didn't have to tell you who I had in mind for a lab partner.
-"Hey Changmin.." Jessica smiled at me.
-"Hey Jess..I was wondering-" I didn't get to finish. Yunho had pulled me away.
-"You're my lab partner." He says.
-"Who says?" I pulled my arm away from him. I saw Shindong make his way to Jessica. Ugh he had this class too. I forgot.
-"I do. Here." He handed me goggles.
"Don't think I'm doing all the work." I sneered.
-"Oh I don't think you will. I know you will." That damn traitor!! "So how did you get home yesterday??" Why did he care?? He left us like the traitor he was.
-"Don't mind that!! Pay attention to the instructions!!" I faced the teacher.
-"Ok listen carefully. First you pour in the water in. Only fill it to 2in. You then take the carbon dioxide and pour a little bit- Just a little bit!!, into the tube. You take the nitrogen and drop just a teeny bit. Then follows the dye. Only put in the red blue and green dyes. You heat the tube at 110 degrees celcius. And not so long after you'll have your rainbow!! Now begin!!" Mr. Kangta had said.
(A/n: That is not how you make a rainbow!! Do not try this at home or at your school!! lol)
I turned to Yunho who was just slouched back in his chair. I shook my head at him. I began the procedure.
I poured the water in.
-"You're doing it wrong!!" Yunho shouted as he grabbed the tubes away from me. "This is how you do it!!" He poured half of the nitrogen into the tube. Then he poured hydrogen!! I opened my mouth to protest, but then then I thought: 'let him make a fool out of himself'. So I just sat back and watched. He then took the red and blue dyes and poured all of it in. He turned the temperature to 150 degrees celcius.
-"Wait!! You're not doing it right!!" I wasn't about to die in my school lab.
-"Shut up and let the genius work!!" He shouted. I walked away from our work station.
-"Ok Mr. scientist..Do what it is that you know...I'm just going to go get the mop..." I walked away quickly. The outcome of his combination wasn't going to be good.
*KAB00M!!* Smoke was everywhere. I walked over to our station to see purple ink everywhere. I started to mop the floor.
-"What is the meaning of this?!" Mr. Kangta yelled. Yunho's face was purple. "Did you not follow the instructions?!" he yelled at the both of us.
-"I tried telling him but he refused to listen sir." I told him.
-"One eyed one point flying purple people eater!!" The class sang.
-"I have two eyes!! Two!!!" Yunho pointed at his face. I cut out a big eye from a sheet of paper and stuck it on his face.
-"Now you have one eye." I said.
-"F. The both of you have an 'F'!! Now leave out of my class!!" We both grabbed our things and left.
-"This is your fault!!" Yunho shouted.
-"You the one that said I was doing it wrong and insisted that we do it your way!!"
-"You had your laugh, but I will have mine next period!!" He walked away. What did he mean by that?? Next period was lunch but there was 20 minutes to spare... I went to the snack machine and grabbed a few things.. I sat down on the bench by the lunchroom and begin munching on my snacks. I didn't even noticed someone had taken a seat next to me. I slowly turned around to see who it was.
-"Ah!!" My chips flew in the air. "Don't scare me like that!!" He just tilted his head at me. I stared at the floor. "My chips!!" He pulled out a dollar and handed it to me. I pushed his hand away. "No it's alright. I bought three bags. Here you can have this!!" I handed him a candy bar. It was already 3/4 eaten up. "It's from yesterday. I'm paying you back for eating your bar." He gave me that eerie smile again.
-"Hey what are you doing here so early??" Junsu ran up to me. I turned around to see he was gone. Where did he go so fast??
-"Got kicked out of chemistry huh??" Junsu asked taking a bite into his sandwich. I just nodded.
-"Yea because of that damn Yunho!!" Chumps of food splurted all over Junsu's face.
-"Can you talk without food in your mouth please!!"
-"Sorry!!" I took another bite of my food. I even took a bite out of Junsu's sandwich. Ok well actually I ate the whole thing when he wasn't looking.
-"My sandwich!!" I looked the other way pretending I didn't know what happened to his sandwich. Just then I saw the weird kid making his way to the back table of the lunchroom. There were other students eating at the table but they quickly got up and ran when he had came over.
-"Hey Jaejoong!!" I waved to him. "Over here!!" He made his way to our table.
-"What are you doing?!" Junsu whispered.
-"I'm helping him out!!" I whispered back. "Come sit with us!!" I moved my books over for him to sit. He gave me that smile again.
-"Uh yea...it's the least we can do for you helping us yesterday...How did you find us??" Junsu asked.
-"I saw." He talked!! He talked!!
-"Oh..." Junsu took another bite...of his fork. "Ow!!"
-"So..how come I hardly see you around the halls??" I asked.
-"I'm a senior." He simply answered.
-"Yunho's a senior also. Do you know him?? I see him in the halls all the time!! Even if I don't want to..."
-"I'm always in the lab."
-"Which lab?? The one on the first floor??" Junsu asked.
-"No. The fourth." I dropped my spoon. That was the forbidden floor.
-"But, we aren't allowed on the fourth floor!!" I told him.
-"I never got caught."
-"So what do you do?? Do you like chemistry or something??" Junsu asked.
-"You can say that..." He gave Junsu the smile. Junsu gulped.
-"You guys!!" Yoochun ran over to us. "Look!!" He threw something on the table. I picked it up. We were on the front page of the DAILY PLAGUE. That was the school's paper. It read:
'BOTTOMS UP YOU GUYS!!
YESTERDAY WAS A CRAPPY DAY FOR THESE THREE FELLOW STUDENTS.
AS YOU CAN SEE.. THEY GAVE US A FANT'ASS'TIC VIEW OF THEIR UNDER GARMENTS!! ESPECIALLY OUR SHIM CHANGMIN. HE GAVE US A NICE SHOW OF SKIN!!'
Then if you looked at the picture, all you can see was my backside while I was behind the tree and from afar you can see Yoochun and Junsu wrestling eachother in their underwear. I had died. I am dead. And this is my punishment. School. I had to endure this for eternity.
-"Who's the author of the article??" Junsu grabbed the paper.
-"Leeteuk." I gritted. He was head of the committee. No wonder he took the picture!! And yet again the lunchroom was filled with laughter as everyone was pointing at us.
-"Ladies and germs!! I present you, the three 'butt'kerteers!!'" Kangin said as he slung his arm around my shoulder. Yunho came from behind.
-"I told you I will have the next laugh!!" He managed to get the purple off of him. I really hated him right now.
-"How do you like the article guys??" Leeteuk asked. he knew our answer.
-"Why me...why...o please...I want a transfer..." Yoochun was baffling again.
-"This will be good memories!!" Shindong laughed his fat laugh. I wanted to yank his stomach out.
-"You all had the next laugh but you will not have the last!!" Junsu shouted. They just laughed. Yunho then took a glimpse of Jaejoong. Jaejoong stared at him before quickly turning away. Yunho had stopped laughing.
-"Let's go or else we might start to stink like doo-doo from standing around them." Yunho said while walking away. They followed, still laughing. I kept looking at Jaejoong then at Yunho's disappearing figure. Did they know eachother??
++LAST PERIOD++
-"Alright please have your homework out on your desks for me to check." Mrs. Dana told the class.
-"Oh no I forgot!!" I smacked myself on my head.
-"We told you to do it! Didn't you do it at lunch??" Yoochun whispered.
-"No!!"
-"Oh well..we told you to do it..and you know how she is if we don't do her homework." Junsu can be so supporting at a time like this. Mrs. Dana was nicer than Mr. Heechul. But when it came to homework..well...
-"Mr. Shim. Where is your homework??" She asked.
-"Uh...uh...Kangin ate it!!" I didn't know where in the world that came from.
-"I did what?!" Kangin shouted from the back of the class.
-"Mr. Shim you know I am strict when it comes to homework and I see that you and Kangin have not done it. You know the consequences. Please the both of you stand up. Me and Kangin walked up to the front of the class.
-"You know what to do." She said. We began patting on our heads while hopping on one foot, rubbing our stomaches.
-"Now the first tounge twister: Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did peter piper pick?? Begin."
-"He picked a hundred!" Kangin spat.
-"It wasn't a trivia question!! Now say the twister!! 10 times fast in a row without messing up!!" How can we do all of this at once?? Hopping on one foot, rubbing your stomach while patting your head and saying a tounge twister??
-"Peter piper picked his nose!!" Kangin shouted.
-"Wrong!! Again!! You will keep trying until you get it right."
-"Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Peterpiper pickedapeck ofpickledpeppers. peterpiperpeckedapickofpurplepizza-ugh!!" I lost balance and fell, knocking Kangin over.
-"Enough!! Get up you two!!"
-"Look at the pretty birdies..." Kangin pointed at nothingness before going crossed eyed.
-"Snap out of it!!" Mrs. Dana yelled. "We will move on to the riddle section. Now what is a band that doesn't play??"
-"Uh...a band with no instruments??" Kangin asked. I couldn't help it. I laughed along with the rest of the class.
-"No!! Changmin??"
-"Uh....a rubberband??"
-"Correct!! Now next question. What piece of furniture is part of the amphibian family?"
-"A lily pad!!" Kangin shouted. She rolled up a newspaper and swatted it on his head.
-"Is it a toad stool??" I asked.
-"Very good!! Changmin you may take your seat." I happily took my seat next to Yoochun. We eachother a highfive.
-"As for you Kangin, go stand and face the corner of the room!!" Junsu kept laughing. Poor guy did he not know how harmful his laugh wass to the human ear??
-"I expect a 5page report on our government by tomorrow. Arasseo?"
-"Does that go for me too??" I asked.
-"Yes."
-"But, I answered correctly!!"
-"That doesn't excuse you from not doing my homework! You will write the 5page report and have it on my desk tomorrow!!"
-"Ok ok." The bell rang.
I quickly made my way to the exit. Just then, Kangin pulled me back.
-"You think you can make a fool out of me??" He asked.
-"Yes I do. I know you can't wait to get your hands on me. Am I that irresistible??" I asked him. He quickly drew his hand back.
-"This will only make things worse between us!!" He shouted. Can you believe I was once friends with this guy??
-"Whatever. Ask me if I care. No don't ask me because I don't."
-"Why are you talking with this baffoon??" Yoochun asked.
-"Don't worry I was just leaving...come on."
-"Come on where?? We have to go to Mr. Heechul remember??" Junsu said.
-"Oh yea...I forgot...oh well. I have better things to do."
-"Like what??" Yoochun stepped infront of me preventing me from taking another step.
-"I'm going back to that house." I walked around him.
-"Again?! You can't leave!! Mr. Heechul's waiting for us!!" Junsu shouted.
-"So??" I kept walking. Kangin ran up to me.
-"I'm coming." He said.
-"What for??"
-"Because I just am!!"
-"Wait for us!!" Junsu shouted as he and Yoochun caught up with us.
-"Where do you guys think you're going??" Yunho asked walking out of his class.
-"To that creepy house." I replied.
-"But, we're supposed to stay after school."
-"Since when do you listen?" Kangin asked.
-"Why are you here??" Yoochun turned to Kangin.
-"Because I can be!!"
-"No you can't. You are walking with the enemy." Who did Yunho think he is?
-"Are you coming or not??" Kangin asked. Yunho didn't think twice before responding yes.
-"Yah!! Where do you guys think you are going?!" Mr. Heechul appeared out of nowhere.
-"Run!!" I yelled. We all ran out of the school. On the way we bumped into Leeteuk and Shindong.
-"Move out of the way!!" Kangin pushed them aside. Mr. Heechul was gaining up on us.
-"Come back here!!" He shouted.
-"You can't leave us!!" Shindong yelled.
-"Watch us!!" I responded. They ran after us.
-"I SAID COME BACK HERE!!" Mr. Heechul started throwing rulers at us. What was with this guy and rulers?? One of the rulers hit Shindong upside his head. He made a distorted face before plunging backwards onto the ground.
-"Now what?!" Junsu asked.
-"Is he really knocked out??" Yoochun stared at the body.
Leeteuk kicked him in the stomach. "Yup he's out alright."
-"Well someone has to drag him!!" I shouted. I looked around. We were in the middle of the yard. I had thought for a quick second that we were off the hook. But, then a ruler had hit me on my butt.
-"Ahh!!" It it me right on my dent. "Drag him!!" I yelled at Kangin.
-"why can't you??" He refused.
-"He's your friend!!" Junsu retorted.
-"Come on lets just lug him until we're off the school property." Yunho Grabbed Shindong's legs. Leeteuk and Kangin grabbed his arms.
-"I'll get you guys for this!! You just wait till tomorrow!! You will not escape me!!" Mr. Heechul screamed before storming back into the school building. We finally had made it to the house. Shindong was still knocked out.
-"How are we going to wake him up??" Leeteuk asked. Just then we saw Eunhyuk coming our way. He was with Yesung.
-"Hey Eunhyuk!! Yesung!! Over here!!" Junsu called them over.
-"Hey why are you guys at this house??" Eunhyuk asked staring at the creepy house.
-"Don't worry about that. We need your help." Yunho said.
-"With what??" Yesung asked.
Kangin forced Yesung to look at Shindong. "We need help with him. He is too heavy to carry and my back hurts. Got any ideas spitwad head??"
-"Yea. Eunhyuk." Yesung replied.
-"Me?? How am I going to help??" Eunhyuk pointed at himself.
-"You can wake him up."
-"How??" We all asked.
-"Yea how?" Eunhyuk asked still pointing at himself.
-"Your feet." Yesung pointed to Eunhyuk's feet.
-"My feet?!"
-"Yes. The smell will wake him up instantly. It can wake up the dead."
-"My feet do not stink!!" Eunhyuk shouted. Kangin and Yunho grabbed Eunhyuk. "Put me down!!"
-"Take off his shoes!!" Kangin commanded Leeteuk. Leeteuk threw his shoes aside. Everyone covered their nose.
-"Wow Yesung is right. Your feet do smell. I think I just saw my dead grandmother cross the street." I retorted.
-"Bring his feet closer to Shindong!" Junsu shouted. They didn't even bring Eunhyuk's feet close to Shindong's face when Shindong's nose flared and his eyes shot open.
-"What is that smell?!" He gagged.
-"You can let go of me now!!" Kangin and Yunho loosened their grip as Eunhyuk put his shoes back on.
-"We'll catch you guys later. I have an appointment with the governor. He wants to have the press write a story about my spitball. Whatever you guys do, don't go in that house." Yesung said as he and Eunhyuk walked away. You think I listened? I ran to the door of the house. I didn't bother knocking this time. My hand went straight for the knob.
-"Here goes nothing...again..." I turned the knob...
(Chapter 4): HAD A NICE EAT? PLEASE HAVE 2NDS OR 3RDS OR 4THS!!
Author:
star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (chapt3 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open... The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE?? :: HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME??
CHAPTER3: 'HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2'
-"Here goes nothing..." I turned the door knob slowly....
The door didn't give in. I walked back to Yoochun and Junsu.
-"What happened?" Yoochun asked.
-"The door was locked. I'll try again some other time."
-"Oh good grief!!" Junsu sighed.
-"Quit it charlie brown!! Lets go." We walked back to my house. The minute I got home I went straight to sleep.
-"Aren't you forgetting Mrs. Dana's homework??" Yoochun nudged me.
-"Don't worry!! I'll do it in the morning!!" I shouted before i drifted back to sleep.
++NEXT MORNING++
-"What's all of this?!" Junsu shook me awake.
-"What's what?? Huh??" I found half eaten hotdogs on my pants.
-"This that's what!! Where did all this food come from??" Yoochun asked.
-"Uh...from the fridge duh."
-"You've been sleep eating again haven't you??" Junsu swept the food off the bed with his hand.
-"How would I know?? I was asleep!!" I retorted.
-"But, the food that is now lying on the floor is evidence!!" Yoochun responded.
-"What time is it??" I checked the clock. "Aw man I have to get ready!!" I got up and ran to the bathroom. I came out dressed in my uniform 20minutes tops. I was ready to leave. I grabbed my bag.
-"Lets go." I told the other two.
-"You didn't even do Mrs. Dana's homework." Wow Junsu get off my back already.
-"I'll do it at lunch. Now come on!"
-"What's the rush??" Yoochun said following behind.
-"One word. Heechul." Yoochun and Junsu then pushed me aside and ran out of the house. "Wait for me!!" I ran after them.
++AT SCHOOL++
-"So nice of you to decide to come early today Mr. Shim. And with one minute to spare." Mr. Heechul looked at his watch as I went and took my seat. They had beat me to class again. Those damn friends of mine.
First period took forever!! All those numbers and what not. Don't get the wrong impression. I am good in math...I just wasn't interested at that moment. I was busy playing with the calculator creating messages with the numbers. I typed in 14 and flipped the calculator over, it spelled 'hi'. I should become a scientist. If you type 335 and flip it over it spells 'see'. If you typed in 304 and flip it over it spells..oh wait don't do that!! Heh heh..that wasn't meant to happen...You probably are going to try it anyway...don't say I didn't tell you...
**(A/n: this only works with a standard calculator not the scientific/graphing calculator. The number four cannot look like this: '4'. or else it would not work lol.)
All the time he was wasting...ugh I could've done so much in my life already!! I could've asked Jessica to marry me, she would've said 'yes', we would've gotten nice house in the mountains, Yunho would've became our butler, we would've had children, and would've been the owner of the most successful food business in the world!! All the food I can eat!! Oh and my family too!! They would have food to eat too!! But, not Yunho. I would pay him with wood scraps. I could've accomplished all of this in that '45 minutes' that Mr. Heechul took up.
I typed 304 into my calculator, flipped it and pasted it to Junsu. His eyes grew wide when he read it. He looked at me and I pointed to Mr. Heechul. Junsu started giggling. I pretended to flip my long invisible hair just like Mr. Heechul would do. Junsu then whispered: "Hey baby want to go somewhere with me??" Pretending to be a random guy.
I responded: "I'm sorry but I'm booked for the night...how about tomorrow...I'll show you a good time!!"
-"I'm sure you would." Junsu winked.
I hit him lightly on the shoulder just like Mr. Heechul would when I would see him flirt. "You lie you lie." I giggled just like Mr. Heechul would. Junsu and I broke out in laughter. Just to let you know, no Mr. Heechul wasn't gay. Yes he can appear 'tough', but he acts so much like a girl at certain times, he might as well be gay. We kept laughing. Yoochun turned around and gave us 'what's this all about?' look. He sat infront of Junsu. Junsu handed him the calculator. Yoochun looked at me. I flickered my hand and batted my eyelashes just like Mr. Heechul would when someone would compliment him. Yoochun chuckled as I pointed to Mr. Heechul again. His faced was turned to the board. He was too engulfed in the lesson he didn't even notice us acting like fools. Then Shindong...that damn Shindong...turned around to see me still pointing ahead. He sat infront of me. He then turned to Yoochun who was still chuckling and grabbed the calculator from him. He took a look and then shot a look at me. He then pointed at himself while giving me angry eyes.
I waved my hands infront of me, shaking my head indicating that I was not talking about him. He took my calculator and smashed it on the floor. That damn Shindong....damn that Shindong!! The bell finally rang. I got up to pick up my calculator. Ofcourse it was ruined!!My $130 dollar calculator!! 707 was shown on the screen. That fatso was mocking me. (A/n: I love Shindong and I do not mean to call him a fatso in this fic!! lol ok back to the story!!)
-"Don't forget!! After school report to me!!" Mr. Heechul told us before we left his never ending class.
-"Ok Mrs-Mr. Heechul ma'am- I mean sir!!" I ran out of the classroom.
++4th PERIOD++
Chemistry. Not my favorite class. Not because I wasn't good in the subject; believe me I was. I just really didn't like any of my classes. My favorite class was actually lunch. There was only one reason I put up with this class. Jessica. But if there was a Jessica then there was a Yunho. And unfortunately i had this class with BOTH of them.
-"Ok class please choose your lab partners!" Mr. Kangta instructed us. I made my way to Jessica. A psychic didn't have to tell you who I had in mind for a lab partner.
-"Hey Changmin.." Jessica smiled at me.
-"Hey Jess..I was wondering-" I didn't get to finish. Yunho had pulled me away.
-"You're my lab partner." He says.
-"Who says?" I pulled my arm away from him. I saw Shindong make his way to Jessica. Ugh he had this class too. I forgot.
-"I do. Here." He handed me goggles.
"Don't think I'm doing all the work." I sneered.
-"Oh I don't think you will. I know you will." That damn traitor!! "So how did you get home yesterday??" Why did he care?? He left us like the traitor he was.
-"Don't mind that!! Pay attention to the instructions!!" I faced the teacher.
-"Ok listen carefully. First you pour in the water in. Only fill it to 2in. You then take the carbon dioxide and pour a little bit- Just a little bit!!, into the tube. You take the nitrogen and drop just a teeny bit. Then follows the dye. Only put in the red blue and green dyes. You heat the tube at 110 degrees celcius. And not so long after you'll have your rainbow!! Now begin!!" Mr. Kangta had said.
(A/n: That is not how you make a rainbow!! Do not try this at home or at your school!! lol)
I turned to Yunho who was just slouched back in his chair. I shook my head at him. I began the procedure.
I poured the water in.
-"You're doing it wrong!!" Yunho shouted as he grabbed the tubes away from me. "This is how you do it!!" He poured half of the nitrogen into the tube. Then he poured hydrogen!! I opened my mouth to protest, but then then I thought: 'let him make a fool out of himself'. So I just sat back and watched. He then took the red and blue dyes and poured all of it in. He turned the temperature to 150 degrees celcius.
-"Wait!! You're not doing it right!!" I wasn't about to die in my school lab.
-"Shut up and let the genius work!!" He shouted. I walked away from our work station.
-"Ok Mr. scientist..Do what it is that you know...I'm just going to go get the mop..." I walked away quickly. The outcome of his combination wasn't going to be good.
*KAB00M!!* Smoke was everywhere. I walked over to our station to see purple ink everywhere. I started to mop the floor.
-"What is the meaning of this?!" Mr. Kangta yelled. Yunho's face was purple. "Did you not follow the instructions?!" he yelled at the both of us.
-"I tried telling him but he refused to listen sir." I told him.
-"One eyed one point flying purple people eater!!" The class sang.
-"I have two eyes!! Two!!!" Yunho pointed at his face. I cut out a big eye from a sheet of paper and stuck it on his face.
-"Now you have one eye." I said.
-"F. The both of you have an 'F'!! Now leave out of my class!!" We both grabbed our things and left.
-"This is your fault!!" Yunho shouted.
-"You the one that said I was doing it wrong and insisted that we do it your way!!"
-"You had your laugh, but I will have mine next period!!" He walked away. What did he mean by that?? Next period was lunch but there was 20 minutes to spare... I went to the snack machine and grabbed a few things.. I sat down on the bench by the lunchroom and begin munching on my snacks. I didn't even noticed someone had taken a seat next to me. I slowly turned around to see who it was.
-"Ah!!" My chips flew in the air. "Don't scare me like that!!" He just tilted his head at me. I stared at the floor. "My chips!!" He pulled out a dollar and handed it to me. I pushed his hand away. "No it's alright. I bought three bags. Here you can have this!!" I handed him a candy bar. It was already 3/4 eaten up. "It's from yesterday. I'm paying you back for eating your bar." He gave me that eerie smile again.
-"Hey what are you doing here so early??" Junsu ran up to me. I turned around to see he was gone. Where did he go so fast??
-"Got kicked out of chemistry huh??" Junsu asked taking a bite into his sandwich. I just nodded.
-"Yea because of that damn Yunho!!" Chumps of food splurted all over Junsu's face.
-"Can you talk without food in your mouth please!!"
-"Sorry!!" I took another bite of my food. I even took a bite out of Junsu's sandwich. Ok well actually I ate the whole thing when he wasn't looking.
-"My sandwich!!" I looked the other way pretending I didn't know what happened to his sandwich. Just then I saw the weird kid making his way to the back table of the lunchroom. There were other students eating at the table but they quickly got up and ran when he had came over.
-"Hey Jaejoong!!" I waved to him. "Over here!!" He made his way to our table.
-"What are you doing?!" Junsu whispered.
-"I'm helping him out!!" I whispered back. "Come sit with us!!" I moved my books over for him to sit. He gave me that smile again.
-"Uh yea...it's the least we can do for you helping us yesterday...How did you find us??" Junsu asked.
-"I saw." He talked!! He talked!!
-"Oh..." Junsu took another bite...of his fork. "Ow!!"
-"So..how come I hardly see you around the halls??" I asked.
-"I'm a senior." He simply answered.
-"Yunho's a senior also. Do you know him?? I see him in the halls all the time!! Even if I don't want to..."
-"I'm always in the lab."
-"Which lab?? The one on the first floor??" Junsu asked.
-"No. The fourth." I dropped my spoon. That was the forbidden floor.
-"But, we aren't allowed on the fourth floor!!" I told him.
-"I never got caught."
-"So what do you do?? Do you like chemistry or something??" Junsu asked.
-"You can say that..." He gave Junsu the smile. Junsu gulped.
-"You guys!!" Yoochun ran over to us. "Look!!" He threw something on the table. I picked it up. We were on the front page of the DAILY PLAGUE. That was the school's paper. It read:
'BOTTOMS UP YOU GUYS!!
YESTERDAY WAS A CRAPPY DAY FOR THESE THREE FELLOW STUDENTS.
AS YOU CAN SEE.. THEY GAVE US A FANT'ASS'TIC VIEW OF THEIR UNDER GARMENTS!! ESPECIALLY OUR SHIM CHANGMIN. HE GAVE US A NICE SHOW OF SKIN!!'
Then if you looked at the picture, all you can see was my backside while I was behind the tree and from afar you can see Yoochun and Junsu wrestling eachother in their underwear. I had died. I am dead. And this is my punishment. School. I had to endure this for eternity.
-"Who's the author of the article??" Junsu grabbed the paper.
-"Leeteuk." I gritted. He was head of the committee. No wonder he took the picture!! And yet again the lunchroom was filled with laughter as everyone was pointing at us.
-"Ladies and germs!! I present you, the three 'butt'kerteers!!'" Kangin said as he slung his arm around my shoulder. Yunho came from behind.
-"I told you I will have the next laugh!!" He managed to get the purple off of him. I really hated him right now.
-"How do you like the article guys??" Leeteuk asked. he knew our answer.
-"Why me...why...o please...I want a transfer..." Yoochun was baffling again.
-"This will be good memories!!" Shindong laughed his fat laugh. I wanted to yank his stomach out.
-"You all had the next laugh but you will not have the last!!" Junsu shouted. They just laughed. Yunho then took a glimpse of Jaejoong. Jaejoong stared at him before quickly turning away. Yunho had stopped laughing.
-"Let's go or else we might start to stink like doo-doo from standing around them." Yunho said while walking away. They followed, still laughing. I kept looking at Jaejoong then at Yunho's disappearing figure. Did they know eachother??
++LAST PERIOD++
-"Alright please have your homework out on your desks for me to check." Mrs. Dana told the class.
-"Oh no I forgot!!" I smacked myself on my head.
-"We told you to do it! Didn't you do it at lunch??" Yoochun whispered.
-"No!!"
-"Oh well..we told you to do it..and you know how she is if we don't do her homework." Junsu can be so supporting at a time like this. Mrs. Dana was nicer than Mr. Heechul. But when it came to homework..well...
-"Mr. Shim. Where is your homework??" She asked.
-"Uh...uh...Kangin ate it!!" I didn't know where in the world that came from.
-"I did what?!" Kangin shouted from the back of the class.
-"Mr. Shim you know I am strict when it comes to homework and I see that you and Kangin have not done it. You know the consequences. Please the both of you stand up. Me and Kangin walked up to the front of the class.
-"You know what to do." She said. We began patting on our heads while hopping on one foot, rubbing our stomaches.
-"Now the first tounge twister: Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did peter piper pick?? Begin."
-"He picked a hundred!" Kangin spat.
-"It wasn't a trivia question!! Now say the twister!! 10 times fast in a row without messing up!!" How can we do all of this at once?? Hopping on one foot, rubbing your stomach while patting your head and saying a tounge twister??
-"Peter piper picked his nose!!" Kangin shouted.
-"Wrong!! Again!! You will keep trying until you get it right."
-"Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Peterpiper pickedapeck ofpickledpeppers. peterpiperpeckedapickofpurplepizza-ugh!!" I lost balance and fell, knocking Kangin over.
-"Enough!! Get up you two!!"
-"Look at the pretty birdies..." Kangin pointed at nothingness before going crossed eyed.
-"Snap out of it!!" Mrs. Dana yelled. "We will move on to the riddle section. Now what is a band that doesn't play??"
-"Uh...a band with no instruments??" Kangin asked. I couldn't help it. I laughed along with the rest of the class.
-"No!! Changmin??"
-"Uh....a rubberband??"
-"Correct!! Now next question. What piece of furniture is part of the amphibian family?"
-"A lily pad!!" Kangin shouted. She rolled up a newspaper and swatted it on his head.
-"Is it a toad stool??" I asked.
-"Very good!! Changmin you may take your seat." I happily took my seat next to Yoochun. We eachother a highfive.
-"As for you Kangin, go stand and face the corner of the room!!" Junsu kept laughing. Poor guy did he not know how harmful his laugh wass to the human ear??
-"I expect a 5page report on our government by tomorrow. Arasseo?"
-"Does that go for me too??" I asked.
-"Yes."
-"But, I answered correctly!!"
-"That doesn't excuse you from not doing my homework! You will write the 5page report and have it on my desk tomorrow!!"
-"Ok ok." The bell rang.
I quickly made my way to the exit. Just then, Kangin pulled me back.
-"You think you can make a fool out of me??" He asked.
-"Yes I do. I know you can't wait to get your hands on me. Am I that irresistible??" I asked him. He quickly drew his hand back.
-"This will only make things worse between us!!" He shouted. Can you believe I was once friends with this guy??
-"Whatever. Ask me if I care. No don't ask me because I don't."
-"Why are you talking with this baffoon??" Yoochun asked.
-"Don't worry I was just leaving...come on."
-"Come on where?? We have to go to Mr. Heechul remember??" Junsu said.
-"Oh yea...I forgot...oh well. I have better things to do."
-"Like what??" Yoochun stepped infront of me preventing me from taking another step.
-"I'm going back to that house." I walked around him.
-"Again?! You can't leave!! Mr. Heechul's waiting for us!!" Junsu shouted.
-"So??" I kept walking. Kangin ran up to me.
-"I'm coming." He said.
-"What for??"
-"Because I just am!!"
-"Wait for us!!" Junsu shouted as he and Yoochun caught up with us.
-"Where do you guys think you're going??" Yunho asked walking out of his class.
-"To that creepy house." I replied.
-"But, we're supposed to stay after school."
-"Since when do you listen?" Kangin asked.
-"Why are you here??" Yoochun turned to Kangin.
-"Because I can be!!"
-"No you can't. You are walking with the enemy." Who did Yunho think he is?
-"Are you coming or not??" Kangin asked. Yunho didn't think twice before responding yes.
-"Yah!! Where do you guys think you are going?!" Mr. Heechul appeared out of nowhere.
-"Run!!" I yelled. We all ran out of the school. On the way we bumped into Leeteuk and Shindong.
-"Move out of the way!!" Kangin pushed them aside. Mr. Heechul was gaining up on us.
-"Come back here!!" He shouted.
-"You can't leave us!!" Shindong yelled.
-"Watch us!!" I responded. They ran after us.
-"I SAID COME BACK HERE!!" Mr. Heechul started throwing rulers at us. What was with this guy and rulers?? One of the rulers hit Shindong upside his head. He made a distorted face before plunging backwards onto the ground.
-"Now what?!" Junsu asked.
-"Is he really knocked out??" Yoochun stared at the body.
Leeteuk kicked him in the stomach. "Yup he's out alright."
-"Well someone has to drag him!!" I shouted. I looked around. We were in the middle of the yard. I had thought for a quick second that we were off the hook. But, then a ruler had hit me on my butt.
-"Ahh!!" It it me right on my dent. "Drag him!!" I yelled at Kangin.
-"why can't you??" He refused.
-"He's your friend!!" Junsu retorted.
-"Come on lets just lug him until we're off the school property." Yunho Grabbed Shindong's legs. Leeteuk and Kangin grabbed his arms.
-"I'll get you guys for this!! You just wait till tomorrow!! You will not escape me!!" Mr. Heechul screamed before storming back into the school building. We finally had made it to the house. Shindong was still knocked out.
-"How are we going to wake him up??" Leeteuk asked. Just then we saw Eunhyuk coming our way. He was with Yesung.
-"Hey Eunhyuk!! Yesung!! Over here!!" Junsu called them over.
-"Hey why are you guys at this house??" Eunhyuk asked staring at the creepy house.
-"Don't worry about that. We need your help." Yunho said.
-"With what??" Yesung asked.
Kangin forced Yesung to look at Shindong. "We need help with him. He is too heavy to carry and my back hurts. Got any ideas spitwad head??"
-"Yea. Eunhyuk." Yesung replied.
-"Me?? How am I going to help??" Eunhyuk pointed at himself.
-"You can wake him up."
-"How??" We all asked.
-"Yea how?" Eunhyuk asked still pointing at himself.
-"Your feet." Yesung pointed to Eunhyuk's feet.
-"My feet?!"
-"Yes. The smell will wake him up instantly. It can wake up the dead."
-"My feet do not stink!!" Eunhyuk shouted. Kangin and Yunho grabbed Eunhyuk. "Put me down!!"
-"Take off his shoes!!" Kangin commanded Leeteuk. Leeteuk threw his shoes aside. Everyone covered their nose.
-"Wow Yesung is right. Your feet do smell. I think I just saw my dead grandmother cross the street." I retorted.
-"Bring his feet closer to Shindong!" Junsu shouted. They didn't even bring Eunhyuk's feet close to Shindong's face when Shindong's nose flared and his eyes shot open.
-"What is that smell?!" He gagged.
-"You can let go of me now!!" Kangin and Yunho loosened their grip as Eunhyuk put his shoes back on.
-"We'll catch you guys later. I have an appointment with the governor. He wants to have the press write a story about my spitball. Whatever you guys do, don't go in that house." Yesung said as he and Eunhyuk walked away. You think I listened? I ran to the door of the house. I didn't bother knocking this time. My hand went straight for the knob.
-"Here goes nothing...again..." I turned the knob...
(Chapter 4): HAD A NICE EAT? PLEASE HAVE 2NDS OR 3RDS OR 4THS!!