IQ u not! Interview
Title: IQ u not! Interview
Author: shycapri8
Length: indefinite chapters
Pairing(s): hints of any. Just put your hand in a hat and draw. Which ever pair you choose; it's most likely in the story. Haha hint of ot5 as well. Get your bifocals ready.
Genre: crack
Rating: Pg-13 to R depending on the content being discussed in the made up interview of my imagination-yeah! but, overall R just in case.
Summary: dbsk has finally agreed to partake in a very much anticipated interview from 'IQ u not!' magazine. Just what questions will be asked? Just what answers will be given? Will our reporter be able to scoop some dirt in the process? Or are we in for some weird and shocking-maybe not so shocking, but definitely questionable revealings? Stay tuned for this special issue of IQ u not!
Disclaimer: not even the imaginary dbsk is mine. Just the idea and interview unless a really big huge company claims that as well >.>
A/n: Im updating again after like over a year i think of not updating lmbo i fail ultimately ><
Color code for each member and interviewer:
Maroon= Jaejoong
Purple= Yunho
Navy= Yoochun
Teal= Changmin
Orange= Junsu
Olive= Interviewer/question
Intros and Fans, Hobbies and Pet-peeves
5:Favorite color
What is your favorite color, and why?
Jaejoong:
Black. Because that's how I am in the inside.
Junsu:
He isn't lying. One time, when we were filiming for balloons and had to dress in our costumes, Jaejoong refused to change, remaining in the all black suit he came in with. When we asked what was wrong, and when Changmin asked who had died, he said: 'my spirit'.
Changmin:
My favorite color is brown. Something about the color; it screams coffee. It screams sophistication. It screams: me.
Yoochun:
Your color should be gray.
Changmin:
And why is that Yoochun? Please tell me.
Yoochun:
Because wisdom comes with age.
Changmin:
And just what is your favorite color, Yoochun?
Yoochun:
It's hyung and it's blue.
Junsu:
My favorite color is the rainbow. Because I'm just colorful.
Changmin:
You're also something else. But, I won't say anything.
Yunho:
My favorite color is red. It stands for every thing I believe in.
Jaejoong:
Unless you believe in the blood that drips from my wrist, then I beg to differ.
6:Animals
If you were to be any animal, what animal would you be?
Junsu:
I'd be a hy...uh..hy-hee...um what's the name of that funny animal that looks funny and laughs funny?
Changmin:
It's called a Junsu.
Junsu:
It is? I thought it was called a hyena...
Yunho:
I would be a panda. Or a koala. I want to be adorable for my fans.
Junsu:
Aw... I want Yunho to be a teddy bear. I would snuggle with him all night long.
Changmin:
...
Yoochun:
Changmin has left the building.
Changmin:
Shut up! And a teddy bear isn't an animal...
Yoochun:
And the Changmin has returned.
Jaejoong:
I would be a lion. Or any carnivorous animal that would be able to eat up all of the fans. And Yunho.
Yunho:
...
Junsu:
If you eat the fans, who would buy our music?
Yunho:
!
Changmin:
Maybe he should eat you, Junsu.
Yoochun:
I would be a piranha...
Changmin:
I would be a kimono dragon.
Junsu:
Dragons don't exist!
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