199 - Genderswap
There is only one reasonable explanation for this… this… outrage.
Somehow, this is Oracle’s fault.
Well, it’s actually really Pretty Bird’s fault, because she is the only one who could have put Oracle up to doing this.
Not that Oracle would have done this herself, you know, but that… that… person… has contacts everywhere. Oracle has to know someone who could be responsible for turning me into a girl.
… Although, I’m not a bad looking girl at all, if I do say so myself. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll… well, I’ll be right back.
[later]
Hmm. I wonder if Pretty Bird and that partner of hers would be interested in a threesome. I mean, now that Dinah’s a lesbian, maybe I have a chance? Of course, if I suggest it, then there’s no way at all that Oracle will arrange to have me switched back. She’d keep me that way out of spite.
… Actually, if I suggest it, Oracle might just make switching me back a priority.
OOC: oracle_bop borrowed from me. Ollie? Never actually going to be a girl except for this post, because he is hiding from the idea.
Somehow, this is Oracle’s fault.
Well, it’s actually really Pretty Bird’s fault, because she is the only one who could have put Oracle up to doing this.
Not that Oracle would have done this herself, you know, but that… that… person… has contacts everywhere. Oracle has to know someone who could be responsible for turning me into a girl.
… Although, I’m not a bad looking girl at all, if I do say so myself. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll… well, I’ll be right back.
[later]
Hmm. I wonder if Pretty Bird and that partner of hers would be interested in a threesome. I mean, now that Dinah’s a lesbian, maybe I have a chance? Of course, if I suggest it, then there’s no way at all that Oracle will arrange to have me switched back. She’d keep me that way out of spite.
… Actually, if I suggest it, Oracle might just make switching me back a priority.
OOC: oracle_bop borrowed from me. Ollie? Never actually going to be a girl except for this post, because he is hiding from the idea.