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[caranthire]

*storms into the pub*

BARKEEP!!!! A FLAGON OF ALE!!! AND WHERE ARE YOUR WENCHES?

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[turin]

*breaks out of cupboard* :S

*skirts the perimeter of the pub, wondering if he should call on Morno & Lalaith for backup*

[caranthire]

*glances out of the window and scowls, muttering about the plague of mortals*

[turin]

*rubs face*

*briefly considers going back to the house for the spiffy black sword*

*approaches bar*

[caranthire]

*glances at you scathingly*

Well. At least you're not as bad as those bearded short ugly bastards. They may make good weapons, but FUCK they stink.

[turin]

((XD))

*is casual* Pfft. You're telling me.

*lights up a cigarette and orders whiskey*

[caranthire]

So who're you anyway? And do YOU know of any good brothels around here?

[turin]

*is unsure whether to laugh or cry*

*raises eyebrow*

Turin's the name. And, uh, I'm married so I don't actually know about that kind of thing anymore.

[caranthire]

Pfft.

Married? What a bloody waste of time. I got married once. Secured a NICE sum of cash for it, but then got landed with a wife.

[turin]

What a bloody waste of time

Oh. You'd think twice about that if you'd met my wife. ;)

*is surprisingly calm on the outside*

*quickly reduces cigarette to ashes*

[caranthire]

*raises an eyebrow*

Really? That's a rarity.

Got big tits, has she?

[turin]

*blinks*

*has a large shot of whiskey*

Oh, she's something alright. ;) :S

[caranthire]

Huh. Well. Your kind ARE short lived. Makes me wonder why you wasted your time on monogamy.

[turin]

*very small facepalm*

*rolls up sleeve to show the Vala Stamp of Immortality™*

They found a loophole for me, actually.

[caranthire]

*stares*

What? How?

[turin]

*holds up your left hand with the ring on it*

*holds up his next to it*

They're sort of a matched set.

[caranthire]

. . .

*stares*

*glowers*

I'm... married... to... YOU???

>:|