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Jan 29, 2005 14:13

*storms into the pub*

BARKEEP!!!! A FLAGON OF ALE!!! AND WHERE ARE YOUR WENCHES?

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ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 14:45:08 UTC

*has gotten over her Trauma™ and returned to work*

*blinkblink*

Aunt Caranthire?

caranthire January 29 2005, 14:52:55 UTC

...

>.<

I'M NOT FEMALE DAMMIT! THIS IS JUST A TEMPORARY MISHAP CAUSED BY THOSE BASTARD VALA!!! NOW A FLAGON OF ALE, WENCH!!!! AND GET YER TITS OUT!

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 14:57:21 UTC

EEEP. *scurries for the ale*

ButthatwouldmakeyoumyuncleandIdon'tthinkIshoulddothat. :S

caranthire January 29 2005, 14:59:42 UTC

*peers at you*

So which one of my brother's spawned you then?

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 15:02:28 UTC

*relaxes a fraction*

Maedhros.

caranthire January 29 2005, 15:10:53 UTC

Ah. Right.

So.

Got any single friends with massive tits?

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 15:41:20 UTC

Uhm. 'Fraid not. Not friends, anyway, but that's not to say that there aren't single girls around with big ti- breasts.

caranthire January 29 2005, 16:04:03 UTC

Fine.

Know of any sluts with big tits then, regardless of marital status?

I mean, what kind of blessed realm IS this if there aren't a bevy of wenches to indulge in? >:|

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 16:12:32 UTC

Well besides me uhm. . . I think there's a couple of mortal women around who might qualify. And maybe the vampire girl.

caranthire January 29 2005, 16:16:39 UTC

MORTALS? BAH!!!!

And WHAT vampire girl? Do I sense a need to go forth and SLAY?

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 16:28:18 UTC

She's Morgoth's daughter, so you probably shouldn't go near her on second thought.

caranthire January 29 2005, 16:30:36 UTC

*slams down her flagon of ale*

THAT BASTARD CONTINUES TO BREED?

HOW THE HELL DID HE WIND UP HERE ANYWAY!??!

*seethes*

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 16:34:09 UTC

THAT BASTARD CONTINUES TO BREED?

Yeah. And so do his children :(((

I'm afraid I don't know. I heard something about nachos once.

caranthire January 29 2005, 16:41:14 UTC

>.<

Dammit!!!

I'll NEVER be able to enjoy nachos again!!!

ariel_lossemire January 29 2005, 17:12:56 UTC

Me neither, now that I think about it. :S

caranthire January 29 2005, 17:31:44 UTC

I mean... it's a violation of the SNACK OF THE GODS!!

And I don't mean the stinky Valar either. >:|

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