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[tar_calion]

Right. The wife has given me dispensation to get hammered tonight so I'm taking her up on it. I want to have some fun before the wailing starts.

So, friends, Numenoreans, countrymen not dad or anyone who wants to kill me, come get sozzled with me. You can call it a celebration if you want, I'm just calling it getting trollied.

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[_elemmire]

What do I count as? Friend? Employee? Stranger? Ah hell. You can afford me.

::orders some wine for herself::

[tar_calion]

But but...Oh what the hell? Knock yourself out.

You did help out after you'd finished screeching about the bloodstains on the rug after all.

[_elemmire]

I try my best.

::keeps getting re-fills, who knows where she keeps all of the wine::

And I painted a wall or two in the consulate but that was perhaps only because I was lusting after your blonde business partner back then.

[tar_calion]

No offence to your craft but I value practical help more highly than pretty pictures...unlike my blonde business partner/ancestor.

[_elemmire]

I actually know how to paint. Not very well but...eh, the consulate turned out alright, didn't it?

[tar_calion]

Yes, it turned out fine, better than fine. Why?

[_elemmire]

aherm. I kind of paid some professionals to come and help me finish MY side of the walls. I was actually thinking doing it will make Ingwe uncomfortable but he hardly paid attention. Cheers!

::drinks up::

::is not a bitter hag when drunk::

::is a bitter hag when sober::

[tar_calion]

Ah. I wasn't aware of that dont' think Aldarion was either. *shrugs* No matter, you still did the design work. Right?

[_elemmire]

I did. Was it good enough for your royal taste?

[tar_calion]

Well, that's fine then. Nothing wrong with outsourcing for some of the spade-work. Yes it was fine, I wouldn't have approved it if it wasn't, I can be very stubborn about things like that.

[_elemmire]

::looks closer at you and nods somberly::

You do look like it. You have the frown lines to prove it.

[tar_calion]

If you had a family like mine, you'd have lines too, elf or not!

[_elemmire]

You're the one who married his cousin, didn't you? And I thought only elves were into incest. Fun for the whole family.

[tar_calion]

There's something to be said for it. You know what your in-laws are like before you get hitched, no nasty surprises in store. I knew mine were jerks from the get-go. It's handy.

[_elemmire]

I don't even know if Ingwe has any parents. Looking at him, he probably was born out of a lusty pea pod. And can't say much about the other guy. Noldor are always so unpredictable.

::lights up a suspicious looking joint and puffs away rather thoughtfully, drunk in all the wrong places of her brain::

[tar_calion]

he probably was born out of a lusty pea pod

*snortle* XD

the other guy

We've had dealings.