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Nov 01, 2004 23:37

Why the fuck did I screw my ex-wife?! I don't even like her! Even though she is hot!

*sits on the bar and orders booze*

:S

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ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 14:46:57 UTC

*is working*

*serves you* :)

*looks pregnant* :S

swanprince November 1 2004, 14:49:05 UTC

*looks up as you put a drink in front of him*

O_o

*really hopes he hasn't knocked up Measse*

Eep.

...

Should you be working in a pub?

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 14:56:33 UTC

*blinks*

What's wrong with me working in a pub?

swanprince November 1 2004, 14:58:51 UTC

Sorry. I'm guess I'm an old fashioned guy. I think woman in your state should take care of their health and don't work too hard. I hope I haven't offended you.

*knocks back his shot*

Would you get me another one?

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 15:13:09 UTC

:S

It's not as though I'm going to have the baby like NOW. I'm not that far along. Working takes my mind off things, anyway. :(

Sure, coming right up.

swanprince November 1 2004, 15:14:57 UTC

Thanks.

*sips*

Everything okay?

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 15:24:25 UTC

Well, since you asked, no. I'm not married, I didn't plan on becoming pregnant, and the baby's father is a Balrog.

swanprince November 1 2004, 15:29:00 UTC

Did she just say Balrog? Imrie, you don't have it half as bad.

I'd buy you a drink, were it not for... *makes vague gestures* obvious reasons.

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 15:36:19 UTC

Plus the fact that I'm working, but thanks anyway.

*smiles suddenly* My name's Ariel, by the way.

swanprince November 1 2004, 15:40:38 UTC

*nods*

Pleasure to meet you, Ariel. I'm Imrahil. Prince of fools. :S

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 15:48:56 UTC

Prince of fools? That would really stink if it were true. You don't look like a fool to me. :)

swanprince November 1 2004, 15:55:42 UTC

Thanks, you're too kind.

*sighs*

Why does an argument with the wife from my first life end up in sex, which then ended up in an argument?

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 16:03:37 UTC

. . .

Maybe because sex seems to overwhelm rational thought?

swanprince November 1 2004, 16:05:33 UTC

Yeah, that might just be it. Because if I were sane, I'd rather bash my head in with a brick than sleep with her. Even though she's damn sexy.

*shudders*

ariel_lossemire November 1 2004, 16:11:54 UTC

*sits down with you, because it's a slow night and also her feet hurt*

Kind of a love/hate thing?

swanprince November 1 2004, 16:15:35 UTC

There's no love lost between the two of us! Not the least bit! She best thing about this entire marriage were our chi... Sorry. :S

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