Jesus, the Virgin Mary, a priest, and Satan walk into a party...
Really did happen!
You would be amazed at the number of jokes that can come out of such a mixture of characters at a party...
I went to a party as a devil last weekend...completely coincidentally, my friends who were throwing the party at a warehouse space in NE Mpls showed up as other very fitting characters: Craig was a priest, Scott was Jesus, and their roommate Cleo was the virgin mary. Mind you, Craig had, in place of a crucifix, his own version, which is a bendy toy of Jack from the Nightmare Before Christmas, hanging from his rosary beads...and Cleo, who doesn't shave her legs, has short black hair and tattoos of horns on her head, was wearing strapless robes with a red oriental pattern fabric held in place on her head by a furry black band...and combat boots on her feet.
The party had three kegs of beer, countless gallons of wop (made with fruity schnapps and sangria), lots of art on the walls, a number of DJs spinning, and later on, my friend Zach's band played.
But really, the best part of the whole thing was the jokes.
on my way back from the bathroom I overheard this:
"Come on! Even the son of God has to pee sometime!"
-Scott
"Hey Jesus! Yo' mama wears combat boots!"
-unknown
"Blood of christ?"
-various people offering wop
"Piss of christ?"
-Various people offering beer
Also I saw this guy who was in the one-acts last spring. His name is Ben, and he was dressed as Radiohead...visual pun.
But I mainly talked to Nick, Craig, Scott, and their roommate Dan all night. The girls weren't being very much fun, and I don't know them nearly as well. Scott and I were going to wrestle at 3am, but I ended up leaving because the band was too loud and my head hurt.
That was Saturday night. Friday night I went to the party at Reinie's...completely sober. EVERYONE was SMASHED!! I've never seen Laura that drunk before...
Or all of the sophomores for that matter. Alison!!!??
I took Kyle with me after I got done with work and then we went our separate ways the rest of the night until I drove him home. Not as fun as some previous parties I've been to there, but interesting enough, especially without alcohol. I went as Sleeping Beauty because it was the best I could come up with on short notice. Everyone loved my costume, which I thought was funny, because it was nothing but a white 70's prairie dress and my blue cape (the cape is gorgeous...but still!). It was cool. I got to see Cameron for the first time in a long while, and he gave me his number. I also got backrubs from about three people.
Rehearsal on Saturday went well...even though my castmates were hungover and I was exhausted. Sunday I went to StopKiss...good show!!! I was very impressed.
Then I got sick. Stayed up too late, too many nights in a row, had to write my midterm paper on monday after working all morning on 3 1/2 hours of sleep and then going to the library to research my draping project. Stayed up really late writing the paper too...so now I've been miserable for a few days. Runny nose, etc...Work was REALLY FUN last night! But I made $109 so that's all that matters.
Oh, and on Halloween, I felt like shit so I didn't do anything, but I was Snow White. I think I'll do a reprise of it tonight for Mikey's party if I go, because it was a fun costume. I even had little birdies and a "poison" apple.
okay...must go. I never get anything done!
Passions quote of the day: "You mean..we're being married by a...miniature Rabbi??"
You would be amazed at the number of jokes that can come out of such a mixture of characters at a party...
I went to a party as a devil last weekend...completely coincidentally, my friends who were throwing the party at a warehouse space in NE Mpls showed up as other very fitting characters: Craig was a priest, Scott was Jesus, and their roommate Cleo was the virgin mary. Mind you, Craig had, in place of a crucifix, his own version, which is a bendy toy of Jack from the Nightmare Before Christmas, hanging from his rosary beads...and Cleo, who doesn't shave her legs, has short black hair and tattoos of horns on her head, was wearing strapless robes with a red oriental pattern fabric held in place on her head by a furry black band...and combat boots on her feet.
The party had three kegs of beer, countless gallons of wop (made with fruity schnapps and sangria), lots of art on the walls, a number of DJs spinning, and later on, my friend Zach's band played.
But really, the best part of the whole thing was the jokes.
on my way back from the bathroom I overheard this:
"Come on! Even the son of God has to pee sometime!"
-Scott
"Hey Jesus! Yo' mama wears combat boots!"
-unknown
"Blood of christ?"
-various people offering wop
"Piss of christ?"
-Various people offering beer
Also I saw this guy who was in the one-acts last spring. His name is Ben, and he was dressed as Radiohead...visual pun.
But I mainly talked to Nick, Craig, Scott, and their roommate Dan all night. The girls weren't being very much fun, and I don't know them nearly as well. Scott and I were going to wrestle at 3am, but I ended up leaving because the band was too loud and my head hurt.
That was Saturday night. Friday night I went to the party at Reinie's...completely sober. EVERYONE was SMASHED!! I've never seen Laura that drunk before...
Or all of the sophomores for that matter. Alison!!!??
I took Kyle with me after I got done with work and then we went our separate ways the rest of the night until I drove him home. Not as fun as some previous parties I've been to there, but interesting enough, especially without alcohol. I went as Sleeping Beauty because it was the best I could come up with on short notice. Everyone loved my costume, which I thought was funny, because it was nothing but a white 70's prairie dress and my blue cape (the cape is gorgeous...but still!). It was cool. I got to see Cameron for the first time in a long while, and he gave me his number. I also got backrubs from about three people.
Rehearsal on Saturday went well...even though my castmates were hungover and I was exhausted. Sunday I went to StopKiss...good show!!! I was very impressed.
Then I got sick. Stayed up too late, too many nights in a row, had to write my midterm paper on monday after working all morning on 3 1/2 hours of sleep and then going to the library to research my draping project. Stayed up really late writing the paper too...so now I've been miserable for a few days. Runny nose, etc...Work was REALLY FUN last night! But I made $109 so that's all that matters.
Oh, and on Halloween, I felt like shit so I didn't do anything, but I was Snow White. I think I'll do a reprise of it tonight for Mikey's party if I go, because it was a fun costume. I even had little birdies and a "poison" apple.
okay...must go. I never get anything done!
Passions quote of the day: "You mean..we're being married by a...miniature Rabbi??"