✄ 008 ✄ TEXT

[stapletrauma]

I accidentally groped this girl I met in a park!

My little sisters' friend from school showed me her body mostly naked!

My class rep pressed her breasts on me and I saw her underwear!

My girlfriend's junior offered to be my love slave!

And-

I held hands with my girlfriend and we kissed! I've also seen her totally naked!

[ooc; We Did That?!

Comments

voice;

[unweighty]

Araragi.

[Do you feel like you're being watched? DO YOU? BECAUSE SHE MAY JUST BE LURKING SOMEWHERE.]

voice;

[stapletrauma]

[do you hear that shrill, girly "meep"?

HE KNEW IT WAS COMING, BUT-]

voice;

[unweighty]

It isn't often that you speak so boldly - instead you refuse, you flush, you become some kind of distressed maiden. I suppose it is due to your lack of experience. I wonder, really, the meaning behind this sort of announcement.

Could it be compensation?

voice;

[stapletrauma]

Compensation for what?

[h- hey-]

voice;

[unweighty]

It would be much less embarrassing for you if I told you in person. Face to face.

voice;

[stapletrauma]

Then please do it that way.

This curse has done enough.

voice;

[unweighty]

You'll meet me in the living room, then.

[Already sprawled out on the couch.]

action;

[stapletrauma]

[Reporting for duty and feeling like a pretty shitty boyfriend even if-

Well. Excuses.]