✄ 007 ✄ VIDEO

[stapletrauma]

[Araragi, freshly awake, bleary eyed and wearing a plain t-shirt and sweatpants, is staring in to the device.

Staring.

Dead eyes.

...

...

Yawn.

Really big yawn.

Then he suddenly thrusts this in to camera view. A blue one.

Then he shakes it. Look at dat ass on that puppet.

And then there's a moment of silence.]The City's color issues

Comments

voice;

[unweighty]

Eh- You mean to say that it wasn't yours to begin with? Or perhaps it's something like birds of a feather- such a thing felt so incredibly attracted to you, understanding you greatly and crawling into bed with you for comfort.

It's almost beautiful... but to remember the glue to this sort of attraction is near filthy, you see.

Araragi, it's a good thing that girl isn't here to see.

voice; 1/?

[stapletrauma]

Of course it isn't mine-

voice;

[stapletrauma]

This thing shouldn't be able to crawl, it's not alive-

voice;

[stapletrauma]

For that matter it's not like I sit alone in bed at night needing comfort-

voice; end

[stapletrauma]

What girl?!

voice;

[unweighty]

Your imaginary friend. Or have you replaced her with these creatures instead?

voice;

[stapletrauma]

I'm way too old for imaginary friends. It's scientifically proven.

[Right?]

voice;

[unweighty]

Then you wouldn't mind at all - not a single complaint - if I should ask you for a report. You've been slacking, haven't you?

voice;

[stapletrauma]

Who carries reports around?