✄ 005 ✄ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[stapletrauma]

[The device clatters on when it... clatters to the pavement out of a pants pocket, bouncing a bit before it lands in the street, screen view akimbo, but facing the right direction, just in time to catch-

What is that?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No.It's a teenage boy pedaling like a madman on a red mountain bike down the streets of the City

Comments

[unweighty]

Yes?

[three hours later when he... finally finds his device by retracing his steps]

[stapletrauma]

[oh god senjougahara wasn't supposed to see this-]

There was... a discount! At the store-

[unweighty]

Oh? Then you'll be so kind as to describe the discount. 50% off? Bogo? Clearance? And on what, may I ask?

--I'd like to go shopping, too, of course.

[stapletrauma]

25% off at the clothing store by building 4.

[Smart enough to say a sale that was actually going on, but unfortunately... It's not one that would warrant that reaction.]

[unweighty]

If you needed new underwear, I would suggest you wash the ones you have first.

[stapletrauma]

I'm doing laundry tomorrow!

[unweighty]

Oh?

It'll be more efficient if we put our things together, then. Isn't the dryer so handy?

[She will even put one bra in the hamper for you, babe.]

[stapletrauma]

It beats putting the clothes out on the balcony-

[stapletrauma]

Y- Yeah. Efficient.

[unweighty]

Even you can press a few buttons and turn a few knobs.

[Kyaa kyaaa Koyomi her heroooo]

Mm- Araragi, what are you thinking?

[stapletrauma]

[... //////]

That... maybe it would be best to... run the machine on "delicate"...

[unweighty]

Already you've become the ideal wife- pure, modest, and domestic. I can only wonder how I got so lucky.

1/2

[stapletrauma]

Karma from a past life?

[stapletrauma]

Wife.

[unweighty]

My darling, sweet wife. Will you be waiting with dinner for me when I come home?

[stapletrauma]

I most certainly will not.