Title: Remember that one time....in the ladies' room?
Author: staplesauce1222
Rating: PG (Mild swearing)
Length: 500
Spoilers: None
Summary: 'Claire Danes helped undo my dress in the ladie's room'
A/N: Unedited, aaand it pretty much just came bursting out of my brain, most likely causes were exhaustion and this video interview.
http://safe.tumblr.com/safe/video/2817203525/500 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Gottapeegottapeegottapeepeepee’ Was all that was running through Dianna Agron’s head as she walked briskly towards the ladies’ room at the Beverly Hilton, her very own Lea following close behind.
As she entered she cast a hasty glance at the only other occupant in the elegant restroom, Claire Danes.
‘ClaireDanes!gottapeegottapeegottapee’
Now normally such unladylike thoughts would never have crossed the classy blonde’s mind, but normally one, classy blonde, wasn’t, to put it briefly, completely smashed off the endless glasses of champagne poured freely throughout the 68th Annual Golden Globes.
“Di can you-” She briefly heard Lea’s voice, but she had already pulled her dress up and sat down.
‘Lea needs me! Gotta be fast! Ninja-pirate style!’
Making quick work of her business Dianna stepped out of the stall only to come face to face with.
Claire Danes.
More importantly.
Claire Danes unzipping Lea’s dress.
‘MINE!’
Di quickly stepped over and placed her hand on Claire’s, stopping her downward zipper motion completely.
*ahem* “I’ve got it, thanks Claire” She said curtly, adding a bit of her infamous raised eyebrow.
Claire smiled at her knowingly and said “Of course Dianna, congratulations to you both on your win, enjoy the rest of your evening”
And quickly exited the restroom, feeling the increasing angle of the Eyebrow, she might have been an award winning actress, but there was no way in hell she was going against that.
“She was just trying to help sweetie” Lea said trying to placate her girlfriend over her shoulder.
“MINE” Dianna growled as she quickly nipped her girlfriend’s slender neck.
Suppressing a moan Lea hastily said. “Hon, gotta pee…like now.” Gesturing to her still zipped zipper.
“Fine…..but you’re mine as soon as we get outta here” Di said grumpily.
Holding her dress to her body as she stepped towards the stall.
“I’m already yours” With a wink the stall door shut behind her.
The blond groaned a mumbled ‘cheesy’ as she massaged her brow, willing them to relax
“Oh but we have to go to a couple interviews first. Then we can go home” Lea yelled over the stall.
“Goddamn interviews, goddamn Golden Globes, only goddamn Golden Globes I wanna see are yours *grumble grumble*”
Hearing a flush she turned around only to be attacked by Lea’s lips.
“You know what it does to me when you curse” Lea said in between kisses.
Dianna pulled away and said in her sweetest voice.
“We have interviews to go to”
“GODDAMN STARDOM!”