Well, I decided I'd belatedly jump on the superhero bandwagon here. Thus, without further ado, I give you:
The Iron Chef in the Mask
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Deadliest and most trusted assassin of the Chairman, the Iron Chef in the Mask has given up his old life and identity to hunt those who stray from the path of the true culinary arts. His whirling axes will bring swift justice to those who fail to plate all five dishes before the hour elapses, or give us yet another unimaginative rendition of pureed sea bass in ice cream for the dessert. Know this: though Fukui-san does not know what evil stirs in the woks of men, surely the Iron Chef knows.
With his trusted chimpanzee sous-chef Nobu by his side, and a burning hatred of Bobby Flay in his heart the Iron Chef in the Mask stands ready to serve up retribution to the enemies of speed-cookery, with a delicate dipping sauce of justice.