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[stanleylieber]

How long does it take you to read 500 livejournal entries?

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[crisper]

"Ah ONE... ah TWO... ah TH-RRRRREEE...

*crunch*

...ah TH-REEEE."

[stanleylieber]

It took me a few hours.

[silenceinspades]

it would take the poolboy that reads me my friends page at least a full day, but he's just learning english.

and now i'm going to sleep.

[stanleylieber]

How much does he charge? I've been thinking about paying someone to read mine as well.

[thunderbox]

Having them read for you is quite inexpensive hereabouts. However the premium rate charged for believing them is very high, so one must be selective about that.

[stanleylieber]

That's how they get you then: credit.

[obelia]

a week? :|

[stanleylieber]

I don't know how to do the math, but I'd say that's a pretty rapid rate of attrition.

[anglerfish96]

These past few weeks I've been doing my best to help you out.

[stanleylieber]

This fantasy world that exists outside of livejournal has become way too consuming.

[kuranes]

I would think that after reading that many entries, time would become meaningless for you, and you would either go insane, or this illusory reality we inhabit would be shattered for you and you would rise to enlightenment like in the parable of Socrates' cave.
But I think after that you'd only be able to feel
blah
blank
bored
bouncy

quixotic

[stanleylieber]

That's pretty much exactly right.