Pride and Pantyhoses; SHINee!bandfic; pg
Pride and Pantyhoses
SHINee!bandfic; crack; PG; 1326words; Twitterverse
In which Key refuses to admit things, another JongKey argument begins, Onew suffers being the leader and Taemin and Minho are just there being themselves.
29 September 2010, Wednesday
TEXT
From Jonghyun
To Onew, Key, Minho, Taemin (09.56)
Hey guys check this out.
www.twitter.com
From Onew
To Jonghyun (09.59)
Aw man, Jjong, come on, don’t do this to me.
From Key
To Jonghyun (09.59)
BE RIGHT THERE.
From Taemin
To Jonghyun (10.00)
Hyung, you’re the best.
From Minho
To Jonghyun (10.01)
Only if you promise not to leave me out.
From Jonghyun
To Onew (10.02)
Well okay, but FYI, all the rest are probably going to be on in about … 5min from now?
From Onew
To Key, Minho, Taemin, Jonghyun (10.05)
Manager hyung is going to bust us again if we do this (you know it), so as your leader, I demand that all of us not touch that website.
From Onew
To Key, Minho, Taemin, Jonghyun (10.06)
Please?
From Key
To Jonghyun (10.07)
Where is this sudden burst of leadershippy-ness coming from?
From Jonghyun
To Key (10.09)
He’ll come to his senses soon. Just give it a moment.
From Onew
To Jonghyun (10.14)
What’s the website again?
*****
30 September 2010, Thursday
TWITTER
Onew @Jjong @Taemin @Key @Minho We are going to get hung upside down from one of Key’s pantyhoses. (20.06)
Jjong @Onew Will you just chill, hyung? It’s not illegal. (20.07)
Key @Onew What is your problem. (20.09)
Taemin Tweeting is fun! (20.10)
Minho @Taemin You tweeted once, Taem. (20.11)
Key Just to be clear, I don’t own any pantyhoses. (20.13)
Jjong This is a lie. A big, fat lie. RT @Key Just to be clear, I don’t own any pantyhoses. (20.14)
Minho @Jjong Thumbs up! LOL (20.16)
Onew @Key ... right, and I hate chicken. (20.18)
Key Okay seriously, what is everyone’s problem? (20.19)
Onew @Key Well, you do? (20.23)
Jjong @Onew You’re pushing all the wrong buttons, hyung. I like it (: (20.25)
Key @Jjong Shut up. (20.26)
Taemin How do I share pictures and stuff? (20.30)
Jjong @Taemin Twitpic, Plixi. (20.33)
Taemin I meant: Everyone except Jonghyun hyung, how do I share pictures and stuff? (20.35)
Jjong @Taemin HEY. I wasn’t kidding. (20.36)
Taemin @Jjong I’m not a newb anymore, hyung. HAH YOU’RE THE PLIXI NOW, HAHAHAHAH. (20.37)
Jjong @Taemin … (20.40)
Onew @Taemin Uh. Taem? He wasn’t kidding this time. (20.42)
Minho LOLOLOL RT @Taemin I’m not a newb anymore, hyung. HAH YOU’RE THE PLIXI NOW, HAHAHAHAH. (20.45)
Taemin @Onew He wasn’t? :O (20.46)
Onew @Taemin www.twitpic.com www.plixi.com (20.47)
Taemin WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY #FML (20.50)
Jjong @Minho IKR. (20.52)
Key @Taemin Let’s form an alliance against those idiots. (20.53)
Taemin @Key ON. (20.55)
Onew No alliances will be formed, we are ONE. SHINee is one. (20.57)
Key @Onew Take the pantyhose thing back right now then. (20.59)
Onew @Jjong @Minho Guys, we have an alliance to form. (21.00)
Minho YES I’m not being left out! :DDDD (21.00)
Minho Alliances are my thing. Imma winner. Imma champion. Imma tough competition. (21.01)
Minho HEAR ME ROAR. (21.02)
Taemin @Minho Hyung, please no roaring. I'm right next to you.
Minho I’m ready, nothing's gna stop me now! YEAH BRING IT ON MAN. (21.02)
Key @Minho Stop spamming my homepage when I’m irritable. (21.03)
Minho @Key Sorry. (21.04)
Jjong @Onew @Minho 3 versus 2. They’re nowhere near winning anything. (21.05)
Onew @Jjong 2 versus 5, you mean. @Minho is 3 people’s worth of competition. (21.06)
Key @Taemin Shit, they’ve got Minho. (21.07)
Taemin @Key Call Nicole! (21.09)
Key @Taemin Ignoring you. (21.10)
Taemin This alliance thing was a stupid idea. (21.11)
Key @Taemin Excuse me? Are you calling me stupid? (21.13)
Taemin I love the alliance idea. (21.14)
Key @Taemin That’s more like it. (21.16)
Taemin @Onew @Minho @Jjong Hyungs? Can I join your alliance please? (21.18)
Key WHAT. (21.19)
Onew @Taemin Go tweet about @Key’s pantyhoses and you’re in. (21.22)
Key @Taemin I make your breakfast. (21.23)
Taemin @Key hyung has … (21.23)
Key @Taemin I iron your uniforms. (21.24)
Taemin a drawer filled with … (21.25)
Key @Taemin LEE TAEMIN. I FUCKING KISS YOU GOODNIGHT. EVERY NIGHT. (21.25)
Taemin OMG HYUNG!! )))): (21.26)
Key @Taemin What? It’s true. (21.27)
Taemin @Key hyung has thousands of pantyhoses in his drawer. (21.30)
Key OMG WTH YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT. (21.31)
Jjong @Taemin Welcome to the family. (21.32)
Minho @Taemin I’ll kiss you goodnight (: (21.35)
Taemin @Minho No thanks, hyung. Really. (21.37)
Onew @Key Just say you own them and we can end this. (21.38)
Key @Onew HAH I’m not giving in this easily. (21.40)
Onew @Key You’re digging your own grave. (21.42)
Jjong Naturally. RT @BlingBlingers RT if you agree! Jonghyun is the absolute smex when he bites his lower lip. (21.45)
Key No. Shitting. Way. (21.46)
Onew Oh no, here we go again. (21.47)
Taemin @Minho Hyung? Should we go out for awhile? (21.49)
Minho @Taemin That sounds pretty good. (21.52)
Onew @Taemin Why didn’t you ask me too? ): (21.53)
Key Naturally. RT @KeyTheDivalicious When he does them girl group dances, the whole world stops and stares :D (21.55)
Jjong In your face. RT @BlingBlingers No one smirks like this boy does. (21.56)
Key No, in your face. RT @KeyTheDivalicious One word: Flawless. (21.57)
Taemin @Onew You’re the leader, hyung. Fighting! (21.59)
Minho @Onew Good luck. (21.59)
Onew @Minho @Taemin You two are the best alliance mates ever. (22.00)
Onew @Jjong @Key #jjongkeylove (22.01)
Jjong RT @DinoJjongFacts Jonghyun sings like an angel. (22.02)
Key RT @KeyTheDivalicious This diva was made to rule variety shows. (22.02)
Onew @Jjong @Key #whereisthelove #jjongkeylove #ℒℴѵℯ (22.05)
Onew Where is manager hyung when you need him? ); (22.06)
Jjong @Key Why are you always fighting with me. (22.08)
Key @Jjong No I don’t. You do. (22.09)
Jjong @Key Let’s just ignore each other from now on. (22.12)
Onew I don’t know if I should start laughing or crying. (22.13)
Key @Jjong Fine. (22.14)
Onew Miracles do happen. /sees the light (22.15)
Taemin @Onew Hyung, you did it?! (22.17)
Minho In shock. Did they just stop quarrelling? (22.18)
Onew I’m going to be in my room doing a celebratory dance. Enter at own risk. (22.20)
Taemin @Onew Congratulations! :D (22.20)
Jjong Life is good and peaceful. (22.21)
Key When did the world get so pretty (: (22.21)
Jjong Why didn’t I suggest this earlier? (22.22)
Key Why didn’t I suggest this earlier? (22.23)
Jjong Copycats suck, I’m just saying ^^ (22.24)
Key Some people just can’t stop being mean, just saying (: (22.25)
Taemin @Jjong @Key You guys might as well go back to quarrelling. This isn’t much of a difference, honestly. (22.26)
Onew I was doing my celebratory dance ;___; /sobs (22.29)
Minho LOL, I should’ve known this was too good to be true. (22.32)
Jjong @Taemin Who’s quarrelling? (: (22.35)
Key @Taemin What quarrelling? {: (22.35)
Onew @Jjong @Key Both of you crush my hopes, jsyk. I’m turning in now. HAVE FUN HOPE CRUSHING ): (22.36)
Onew One day, I’m gna have an emo session on Twitter all by myself. (22.37)
Minho @Onew Can I join you? Facebook left scars ): (22.40)
Onew @Minho No. (22.40)
Minho Ouch ): (22.41)
Taemin I can’t watch anymore. Night! (: (22.43)
Onew On the bright side, at least we didn’t get busted. Not today. (22.44)
Onew @Minho @Taemin Sleep well, night! (22.45)
Jjong Shall go to sleep too then. Peacefully. (22.47)
Key Finally, I can sleep without disturbances. Night! (22.48)
*****
31 September 2010, Friday
TEXT
From Key
To Jonghyun (00.12)
Can we start talking again?
From Jonghyun
To Key (00.12)
I’m sorry I suggested ignoring you ):
From Key
To Jonghyun (00.13)
Hey (: We messaged at the same time! But what are we gna tell the rest. We have our pride yknow.
From Jonghyun
To Key (00.14)
Go on Twitter.
*****
31 September 2010, Friday
TWITTER
Jjong Because I am forgiving and nice, I have decided to start talking to @Key again. (00.23)
Key @Jjong Subtle apology accepted. (00.24)
31 September 2010, Friday
TEXT
From Jonghyun
To Key (00.30)
I wasn’t apologizing, idiot.
From Key
To Jonghyun (00.31)
Whatever, it worked out, didn’t it?
This was horrible. I liked my first one better ): /bricked
I hope you enjoyed it anyway (:
Anyhoo, I'm trying out a new posting structure thing, I hope it looks better.
♥Comments are loved
SHINee!bandfic; crack; PG; 1326words; Twitterverse
In which Key refuses to admit things, another JongKey argument begins, Onew suffers being the leader and Taemin and Minho are just there being themselves.
29 September 2010, Wednesday
TEXT
From Jonghyun
To Onew, Key, Minho, Taemin (09.56)
Hey guys check this out.
www.twitter.com
From Onew
To Jonghyun (09.59)
Aw man, Jjong, come on, don’t do this to me.
From Key
To Jonghyun (09.59)
BE RIGHT THERE.
From Taemin
To Jonghyun (10.00)
Hyung, you’re the best.
From Minho
To Jonghyun (10.01)
Only if you promise not to leave me out.
From Jonghyun
To Onew (10.02)
Well okay, but FYI, all the rest are probably going to be on in about … 5min from now?
From Onew
To Key, Minho, Taemin, Jonghyun (10.05)
Manager hyung is going to bust us again if we do this (you know it), so as your leader, I demand that all of us not touch that website.
From Onew
To Key, Minho, Taemin, Jonghyun (10.06)
Please?
From Key
To Jonghyun (10.07)
Where is this sudden burst of leadershippy-ness coming from?
From Jonghyun
To Key (10.09)
He’ll come to his senses soon. Just give it a moment.
From Onew
To Jonghyun (10.14)
What’s the website again?
*****
30 September 2010, Thursday
Onew @Jjong @Taemin @Key @Minho We are going to get hung upside down from one of Key’s pantyhoses. (20.06)
Jjong @Onew Will you just chill, hyung? It’s not illegal. (20.07)
Key @Onew What is your problem. (20.09)
Taemin Tweeting is fun! (20.10)
Minho @Taemin You tweeted once, Taem. (20.11)
Key Just to be clear, I don’t own any pantyhoses. (20.13)
Jjong This is a lie. A big, fat lie. RT @Key Just to be clear, I don’t own any pantyhoses. (20.14)
Minho @Jjong Thumbs up! LOL (20.16)
Onew @Key ... right, and I hate chicken. (20.18)
Key Okay seriously, what is everyone’s problem? (20.19)
Onew @Key Well, you do? (20.23)
Jjong @Onew You’re pushing all the wrong buttons, hyung. I like it (: (20.25)
Key @Jjong Shut up. (20.26)
Taemin How do I share pictures and stuff? (20.30)
Jjong @Taemin Twitpic, Plixi. (20.33)
Taemin I meant: Everyone except Jonghyun hyung, how do I share pictures and stuff? (20.35)
Jjong @Taemin HEY. I wasn’t kidding. (20.36)
Taemin @Jjong I’m not a newb anymore, hyung. HAH YOU’RE THE PLIXI NOW, HAHAHAHAH. (20.37)
Jjong @Taemin … (20.40)
Onew @Taemin Uh. Taem? He wasn’t kidding this time. (20.42)
Minho LOLOLOL RT @Taemin I’m not a newb anymore, hyung. HAH YOU’RE THE PLIXI NOW, HAHAHAHAH. (20.45)
Taemin @Onew He wasn’t? :O (20.46)
Onew @Taemin www.twitpic.com www.plixi.com (20.47)
Taemin WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY #FML (20.50)
Jjong @Minho IKR. (20.52)
Key @Taemin Let’s form an alliance against those idiots. (20.53)
Taemin @Key ON. (20.55)
Onew No alliances will be formed, we are ONE. SHINee is one. (20.57)
Key @Onew Take the pantyhose thing back right now then. (20.59)
Onew @Jjong @Minho Guys, we have an alliance to form. (21.00)
Minho YES I’m not being left out! :DDDD (21.00)
Minho Alliances are my thing. Imma winner. Imma champion. Imma tough competition. (21.01)
Minho HEAR ME ROAR. (21.02)
Taemin @Minho Hyung, please no roaring. I'm right next to you.
Minho I’m ready, nothing's gna stop me now! YEAH BRING IT ON MAN. (21.02)
Key @Minho Stop spamming my homepage when I’m irritable. (21.03)
Minho @Key Sorry. (21.04)
Jjong @Onew @Minho 3 versus 2. They’re nowhere near winning anything. (21.05)
Onew @Jjong 2 versus 5, you mean. @Minho is 3 people’s worth of competition. (21.06)
Key @Taemin Shit, they’ve got Minho. (21.07)
Taemin @Key Call Nicole! (21.09)
Key @Taemin Ignoring you. (21.10)
Taemin This alliance thing was a stupid idea. (21.11)
Key @Taemin Excuse me? Are you calling me stupid? (21.13)
Taemin I love the alliance idea. (21.14)
Key @Taemin That’s more like it. (21.16)
Taemin @Onew @Minho @Jjong Hyungs? Can I join your alliance please? (21.18)
Key WHAT. (21.19)
Onew @Taemin Go tweet about @Key’s pantyhoses and you’re in. (21.22)
Key @Taemin I make your breakfast. (21.23)
Taemin @Key hyung has … (21.23)
Key @Taemin I iron your uniforms. (21.24)
Taemin a drawer filled with … (21.25)
Key @Taemin LEE TAEMIN. I FUCKING KISS YOU GOODNIGHT. EVERY NIGHT. (21.25)
Taemin OMG HYUNG!! )))): (21.26)
Key @Taemin What? It’s true. (21.27)
Taemin @Key hyung has thousands of pantyhoses in his drawer. (21.30)
Key OMG WTH YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT. (21.31)
Jjong @Taemin Welcome to the family. (21.32)
Minho @Taemin I’ll kiss you goodnight (: (21.35)
Taemin @Minho No thanks, hyung. Really. (21.37)
Onew @Key Just say you own them and we can end this. (21.38)
Key @Onew HAH I’m not giving in this easily. (21.40)
Onew @Key You’re digging your own grave. (21.42)
Jjong Naturally. RT @BlingBlingers RT if you agree! Jonghyun is the absolute smex when he bites his lower lip. (21.45)
Key No. Shitting. Way. (21.46)
Onew Oh no, here we go again. (21.47)
Taemin @Minho Hyung? Should we go out for awhile? (21.49)
Minho @Taemin That sounds pretty good. (21.52)
Onew @Taemin Why didn’t you ask me too? ): (21.53)
Key Naturally. RT @KeyTheDivalicious When he does them girl group dances, the whole world stops and stares :D (21.55)
Jjong In your face. RT @BlingBlingers No one smirks like this boy does. (21.56)
Key No, in your face. RT @KeyTheDivalicious One word: Flawless. (21.57)
Taemin @Onew You’re the leader, hyung. Fighting! (21.59)
Minho @Onew Good luck. (21.59)
Onew @Minho @Taemin You two are the best alliance mates ever. (22.00)
Onew @Jjong @Key #jjongkeylove (22.01)
Jjong RT @DinoJjongFacts Jonghyun sings like an angel. (22.02)
Key RT @KeyTheDivalicious This diva was made to rule variety shows. (22.02)
Onew @Jjong @Key #whereisthelove #jjongkeylove #ℒℴѵℯ (22.05)
Onew Where is manager hyung when you need him? ); (22.06)
Jjong @Key Why are you always fighting with me. (22.08)
Key @Jjong No I don’t. You do. (22.09)
Jjong @Key Let’s just ignore each other from now on. (22.12)
Onew I don’t know if I should start laughing or crying. (22.13)
Key @Jjong Fine. (22.14)
Onew Miracles do happen. /sees the light (22.15)
Taemin @Onew Hyung, you did it?! (22.17)
Minho In shock. Did they just stop quarrelling? (22.18)
Onew I’m going to be in my room doing a celebratory dance. Enter at own risk. (22.20)
Taemin @Onew Congratulations! :D (22.20)
Jjong Life is good and peaceful. (22.21)
Key When did the world get so pretty (: (22.21)
Jjong Why didn’t I suggest this earlier? (22.22)
Key Why didn’t I suggest this earlier? (22.23)
Jjong Copycats suck, I’m just saying ^^ (22.24)
Key Some people just can’t stop being mean, just saying (: (22.25)
Taemin @Jjong @Key You guys might as well go back to quarrelling. This isn’t much of a difference, honestly. (22.26)
Onew I was doing my celebratory dance ;___; /sobs (22.29)
Minho LOL, I should’ve known this was too good to be true. (22.32)
Jjong @Taemin Who’s quarrelling? (: (22.35)
Key @Taemin What quarrelling? {: (22.35)
Onew @Jjong @Key Both of you crush my hopes, jsyk. I’m turning in now. HAVE FUN HOPE CRUSHING ): (22.36)
Onew One day, I’m gna have an emo session on Twitter all by myself. (22.37)
Minho @Onew Can I join you? Facebook left scars ): (22.40)
Onew @Minho No. (22.40)
Minho Ouch ): (22.41)
Taemin I can’t watch anymore. Night! (: (22.43)
Onew On the bright side, at least we didn’t get busted. Not today. (22.44)
Onew @Minho @Taemin Sleep well, night! (22.45)
Jjong Shall go to sleep too then. Peacefully. (22.47)
Key Finally, I can sleep without disturbances. Night! (22.48)
*****
31 September 2010, Friday
TEXT
From Key
To Jonghyun (00.12)
Can we start talking again?
From Jonghyun
To Key (00.12)
I’m sorry I suggested ignoring you ):
From Key
To Jonghyun (00.13)
Hey (: We messaged at the same time! But what are we gna tell the rest. We have our pride yknow.
From Jonghyun
To Key (00.14)
Go on Twitter.
*****
31 September 2010, Friday
Jjong Because I am forgiving and nice, I have decided to start talking to @Key again. (00.23)
Key @Jjong Subtle apology accepted. (00.24)
31 September 2010, Friday
TEXT
From Jonghyun
To Key (00.30)
I wasn’t apologizing, idiot.
From Key
To Jonghyun (00.31)
Whatever, it worked out, didn’t it?
This was horrible. I liked my first one better ): /bricked
I hope you enjoyed it anyway (:
Anyhoo, I'm trying out a new posting structure thing, I hope it looks better.
♥Comments are loved