I am having major stress and sadness today
I just found out that I am going to be executed to death soon. The other day I was minding my own business and this guy was like, "Hey, do you want to help me make crime?" So I was like, "I don't know, isn't that illegal?" Then the guy was like, "Come on, dude, don't you want to be cool?" So I was like, "Fuck yea, I want to be cool." So then he was like, "So, let's just make these crimes. Then you will be as cool as Elvis." So we went and made crime and the judge just told me that I am going to be getting the death penalty. I am so pissed at that guy that told me to make crimes. What a jerk.