WE ARE GODS
Ok so im going to let the world read the first story out of a book kelly and i are writing..the book is entitled FLAMING SHOE BURNING BUSH (dipped in peanut butter Fried to perfection) ...This may be to erotic for younger readers..so proceed with extreme caution
Title= I swear i thought it was a man
It was late and I was getting ready to leave the club. On my way out, I ran into the most sexy man I have ever seen. I decided that maybe I should stay a little longer to get to know this hot stud. Needless to say, staying longer was worth it. I soon asquired his number with promises to meet next weekend.
The week went by ever so slow, but soon enough friday night came. I decided to get all dressed up, and to show a little extra cleavage, to give him a semi visual of what he is going to mack later on, if hes lucky. So dressed all in leather, i arrived at the club, and saw my hot young stud muffin. He was lookin better than ever in his pimped out gucci suit. He winked at me and called me over with a sturn "Wassup Ca"? Giggling slightly i wrapped my arms around his waste giving him a slight peck on his cheek.
"So whats your name"? i asked, " Im Fred", and you sexy lady? :::giggle::: "Im Heather". Thats when he asked me to go back to his house with him because the club was getting too "stuffy".
As we were walking out, i assumed position and gave the bar tender an ultimate CHINNER (and i let a silent one rip) and the stench was so bad, so i blamed it on the handicapped guy named chester(he has a big wanker)
We got into the car and turned on the radio to da phat beats of W.A.M.O, and i slowly placed my hand on his crotchal area (must take a little more to get this stallion excited) He told me we were nearly there, and i felt my vaginal opening start to drip. He parked in a driveway of the looooveshak baby (yeah). I couldnt wait to get inside and free ball it, or atleast lick his.
He opened the passanger side door, and helped me out. I made sure to bend over so he could see my petruding ARSE. We walked into his house and i knew what was coming next..........we did the CHA CHA SLIDE!!.
He then proceeded to strip me butt arse naked. I thought he was atleast going to fondle my left nipple, but he gave me a wet willy. Gazing longingly at his chin, i felt a slight urge to give him a seductive chinner. It Worked!!!
He picked me up and THRUSTED me onto his bed. In his best barry mantelo voice he whispered into my ear " ive got pimento loaf in the kitchen, for after..that is...if your a naughty donkey. He stuck his fingers in my nostrils and said OOOPPS " im sorry i missed!!" Then he rambed them into my poo tang. I moaned " GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" over and over, or atleast twice.
I then began to remove my lovers pants to get my suck on (HOLLA!) I realized he was wearing a pink G string. I quickly removed it and said politely in a norwegian accent " Excuse me sir, wheres your dingle"?
Title= I swear i thought it was a man
It was late and I was getting ready to leave the club. On my way out, I ran into the most sexy man I have ever seen. I decided that maybe I should stay a little longer to get to know this hot stud. Needless to say, staying longer was worth it. I soon asquired his number with promises to meet next weekend.
The week went by ever so slow, but soon enough friday night came. I decided to get all dressed up, and to show a little extra cleavage, to give him a semi visual of what he is going to mack later on, if hes lucky. So dressed all in leather, i arrived at the club, and saw my hot young stud muffin. He was lookin better than ever in his pimped out gucci suit. He winked at me and called me over with a sturn "Wassup Ca"? Giggling slightly i wrapped my arms around his waste giving him a slight peck on his cheek.
"So whats your name"? i asked, " Im Fred", and you sexy lady? :::giggle::: "Im Heather". Thats when he asked me to go back to his house with him because the club was getting too "stuffy".
As we were walking out, i assumed position and gave the bar tender an ultimate CHINNER (and i let a silent one rip) and the stench was so bad, so i blamed it on the handicapped guy named chester(he has a big wanker)
We got into the car and turned on the radio to da phat beats of W.A.M.O, and i slowly placed my hand on his crotchal area (must take a little more to get this stallion excited) He told me we were nearly there, and i felt my vaginal opening start to drip. He parked in a driveway of the looooveshak baby (yeah). I couldnt wait to get inside and free ball it, or atleast lick his.
He opened the passanger side door, and helped me out. I made sure to bend over so he could see my petruding ARSE. We walked into his house and i knew what was coming next..........we did the CHA CHA SLIDE!!.
He then proceeded to strip me butt arse naked. I thought he was atleast going to fondle my left nipple, but he gave me a wet willy. Gazing longingly at his chin, i felt a slight urge to give him a seductive chinner. It Worked!!!
He picked me up and THRUSTED me onto his bed. In his best barry mantelo voice he whispered into my ear " ive got pimento loaf in the kitchen, for after..that is...if your a naughty donkey. He stuck his fingers in my nostrils and said OOOPPS " im sorry i missed!!" Then he rambed them into my poo tang. I moaned " GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" over and over, or atleast twice.
I then began to remove my lovers pants to get my suck on (HOLLA!) I realized he was wearing a pink G string. I quickly removed it and said politely in a norwegian accent " Excuse me sir, wheres your dingle"?