stolen from zach

[stanislaus]

"X" them if they're true. "*" them if you've done it before.

(*) i've never been drunk
(*) i've never smoked pot
(*) i've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(*) i've never kissed a member of the same sex
(X) i've never crashed a friend's car
(*) i've never been to japan
(*) i've never ridden in a taxi
(X) i've never had anal sex
(*) i've never been in love
(*) i've never had sex
(X) i've never had sex in public
(X) i've never been dumped
(*) i've never shoplifted
(*) i've never been fired (That would require some sort of job...)
(*) i've never been in a fist fight (Though I have been looking for a good fight...)
(X) i've never had a threesome
(*) i've never snuck out of my parent's house (Freakin alarm system...)
(*) i've never been tied up (sexually)
(X) i've never been caught masturbating
(*) i've never pissed on myself
(X) i've never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) i've never been arrested
(*) i've never made out with a stranger
(X) i've never stolen something from my job
(X) i've never celebrated new years in times square
(X) i've never gone on a blind date
(*) i've never lied to a friend
(*) i've never had a crush on a teacher
(X) i've never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(*) i've never been to europe
(*) i've never skipped school
(X) i've never slept with a co-worker
(*) i've never cut myself on purpose
(X) i've never had sex at the office
(X) i never got married
(X) i never got divorced
(X) i never had children