Interesting, yet insightful questions...lol.
Where did hamsters live before we put them in cages as a pet?
Do they make coffins wider for dead fat people or is it a 1 size fits all kind of thing?
When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
If you accidently ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?(think about it!)
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
Why are both male and female ladybugs called ladybugs instead of ladybugs and manbugs?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
That's all the questions I have for you folks!
Do they make coffins wider for dead fat people or is it a 1 size fits all kind of thing?
When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
If you accidently ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?(think about it!)
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
Why are both male and female ladybugs called ladybugs instead of ladybugs and manbugs?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
Why do The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Mary Had a Little Lamb all have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
That's all the questions I have for you folks!