FUN FUN FUN!
ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:
>Penis breath, a lover's dread
>Is what you get when you give head
>Unpleasant as it tends to be
>Be grateful that he doesn't pee
>It's times like this, you wonder why
>you bothered reaching for his fly
>But it's too late, can't be a tease
>Accept the facts, get on your knees
>You know you've got a job to do
>So open wide and shove it through
>Lick the tip then take it all
>Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
>Slide up and down, use your tongue
>And feel the precum start to run
>So when the fuck's he gonna cum
>Just, when you can't take anymore
>You hear your lover's mighty roar
>And when he hits that real high note
>You feel it oozing down your throat
>Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
>Okay, already that's enough
>Let's switch you say, before you gag
>And whats your revenge, your on the rag.
This is a wee bit dirty...so if you don't like it don't read it....
***The Top 10 Men***
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"
2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em"
8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
>Penis breath, a lover's dread
>Is what you get when you give head
>Unpleasant as it tends to be
>Be grateful that he doesn't pee
>It's times like this, you wonder why
>you bothered reaching for his fly
>But it's too late, can't be a tease
>Accept the facts, get on your knees
>You know you've got a job to do
>So open wide and shove it through
>Lick the tip then take it all
>Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
>Slide up and down, use your tongue
>And feel the precum start to run
>So when the fuck's he gonna cum
>Just, when you can't take anymore
>You hear your lover's mighty roar
>And when he hits that real high note
>You feel it oozing down your throat
>Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
>Okay, already that's enough
>Let's switch you say, before you gag
>And whats your revenge, your on the rag.
This is a wee bit dirty...so if you don't like it don't read it....
***The Top 10 Men***
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"
2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em"
8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice