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[ashe_frost]

Listen, Stanford.. So.. The body count on Nikita so far is real high. If Birkhoff is going to that big game of WoW in the sky, can I get some warning or some shit? I don't think I've ever had to watch you die before, except in that one thing but it was sort of funny. And I mean, there was X3, but Bobby carried Pyro off the battlefield in the

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[oldby21]

I get the feeling that the only people he would follow on Twitter would be current and past cast mates and directors and such, a shitload of authors, a few hipster darling bands no one's ever heard of, and possibly a Lord of the Rings fansite.

I also imagine that he'd be mortified by the rampant abuse of smileys and assorted emoticons and abbreviations. Maybe we don't give the poor guy credit by reducing him to some kind of Luddite, but for some reason I keep hearing my thesis advisor's voice in my head: "Every time someone sends me an email and there is a smiley face and/or 'lol' anywhere in the text, my will to live decreases a little more."

...unless he'd do that shit constantly just to drive his folks crazy, in which case, shine on, you crazy diamond.

There's another (shorter) promo out where Nikita's diving through a laundry or garbage chute of some sort, and in the very beginning, there's a second or two of Michael and Birkhoff in Operations, watching a monitor and apparently upset about something just when Nikita gets into trouble, so I'm guessing by that point the nerd's already sprung his homeboy from the clink. I hope that's all the heroics they're going for, because with such awesome fighting skills as kicking people in the crotch, I fear our favorite Night Elf would not last long.

Seriously, wtf is taking so long with the announcement? I mean, I get that they don't want to kick Hellcats while it's down because that show's pretty much toast, but...hello?