I just got
a link sent to me from Crystal @
ASO/A-S.net. Apparently, some Gen Art Film guy went up to Stanford at
SXSW (was he at SXSW? There is no photographic evidence of this shit anywhere.) and started talking to him about something they were talking about on myspace.
To which Stanford had to reply, "Oh, and BTW? I don't have a myspace. But that guy you were talking to? He added all of my RL friends and my girlfriend and talks to them all."
BECAUSE HE IS A CREEPY INTERNET STALKER TINY!FAKE!MYSPACE!STANFORD.
And if people would read the goddamn internet they would know that.
I am just saying.
Also: People thought I was being weird when I wanted to tell people that Tiny!Fake!Myspace!Stanford was fake. But now you see why. Because Tiny!Fake!Myspace!Stanford is probably a megalomaniac living in Deliverance country with a shotgun and a rebel flag waiting to see whether or not Stanford will squeal like a pig before he takes over his life and steals his idenity.
Or it's some stupid fangirl who doesn't have anything better to do. Whichever.
But the point is:
Dear People Whose Jobs Are To Know Whether Or Not You're Talking To Whom You Actually Think You're Talking To:
DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
Thanks.
Love,
Those Of Us Who Don't Get Paid, But Do the Research Anyway
Just Saying.
Also, the people who designed that website cropped
A-S.net's layout and took Crystal's picture.. Which A) I think they need rights to from Wireimage since they make money from their site. B) Crystal enhanced in photoshop so technically, it belongs to her and C) they didn't ask and they didn't credit so that's really kind of.. Lame. That's right. I said it. Gen Art Pulse is fucking lame for that. Sorry. They just kind of are.
And not only that? Their PHP sucks so no one can leave a comment saying: OH, and BTW, thanks for totally stealing my layout, you skeaze. Because that's what I would do. Except I don't make my own layouts because I? Am also lame. But at least I am not a skeaze.
Love and Lemondrops
Ashes Ashes