BREAKING NEWS, BITCHES!

Jan 17, 2007 20:20

Now that I have your attention...

AS.com has CONFIRMED that Stanford's birthday IS in fact December 27, 1976, by stating on the front page (a couple rows above a blurb on stanfordwank, which I will get to later): The Wikipedia article on Aaron Stanford is concise, clear, and accurate as of January 17, 2007.

As of January 17, 2007 (which is my mom's birthday, btw.. HI MOTHER, who will never see this because she doesn't know how to navigate the internet!), Wikipedia says: Aaron Stanford (born December 27, 1976 in Westford, Massachusetts) is an American actor.

First, can I just say, thank you Wikipedia, for that startling display of eloquence.

Also, our blurb has been updated: The fan site stanfordwank contains postings which are (as of January 2007) accurate, up-to-date, interesting and informative. Recently redesigned and worth visiting.

Thanks, guys. We like you (and your pretty headshot), too.

They have a blurb about A-S.net's forum, as well: The fan site Aaron Stanford Online in addition to its rich gallery of images now (December 2006) has an active forum.

That's a little old, but you know. I have a total <3 on for A-S.net, and want to show everyone the shiny.

Oh yeah, and before I forget: HAHAHAHA! STANFORD! YOU'RE 30! That's like.. So old! Ha!

Yeah, so it totally isn't, and I haven't really a leg to stand on because I'm barely six years younger and half my friends are twenty-one and half are twenty-seven and older.

And also: HA! On all of the astrology nuts who kept saying he was a Taurus. WTF? I'm a Taurus and I have like.. No Tauruan qualities.

Anyway. I love the world right now, because I like finding stuff that's new. And this is new. And informative. And there's nothing on the fucking television but American Idol, and I love the snark, and why the HELL is that girl wearing those pink things on her arms? Sunburned? She looks like she has a rash! Honey.. NO! No no no.

I have to go kill myself now, but bonus points for the use of the word 'fluffy'.

Scattered (and a little delighted/revolted),
Ashe

as.com, ambiguous stanford birthdate (asbd), 2007, a-s.net

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