If it happens to be the day of the ASBD (Ambiguous Stanford Birthdate)... Well... It's past now.. The 28th.. But still, I was busy. Car wreck. Pooter and Fly Ricky. Bus Ride. Work.. Anyway
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I was thinking about this just yesterday (when it was the 27th in Australia). I hate ambiguities.
Because he looks like he's eighteen, and the film industry doesn't care if he's thirty, because he's a man.
Damn. And I only just turned eighteen. o__O
If by pure chance he decides to come on the internet and reads this message, then happy belated b'day to you. xD If it even is your birthday. PLZ LET US KNOW THE REAL DATE KTHX.
Stop making me laugh dammit. (I'm aiming that at you, Ashe!!!)
Why do I get the feeling I'm the only one who bothers to comment?! lol.
Or maybe because I live a sad, sad life. Probably.
Pooter and Fly Ricky did a jig When they yelled, "Boy, you sure yell like a stuck pig!" Because.. Um.. Deliverance country, much? I mean.. It's better than f-ing West VA with no cell phone reception and cops that told us to walk five miles to a gas station but I mean.. Yeah.
I've just been talking to a friend of mine about his ambiguous birthday. Apparently, growing up he had a friend whose birthday was one day before/after his and ever since he can't remember which of the two is his birthday. I'd murder him if he wasn't so cute. He's just turned twenty, so I feel creepy for thinking he's cute.
So December 28th is like (Inter)National Ambiguous Birthday Day. Lucky gits. My birthday is random Grandmother/High School Home Economics Teacher/Me Birthday Day, which is just lameIf he has an Ambiguous Birthday, does that mean he has Ambiguous Birthday Parties and get Ambiguous Gifts? Like, people give him something, but it's not wrapped up, and they just shrug and don't say why they got him it. And a bunch of his friends meet up somewhere, but they don't make a proper deal out of it
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Because he looks like he's eighteen, and the film industry doesn't care if he's thirty, because he's a man.
Damn. And I only just turned eighteen. o__O
If by pure chance he decides to come on the internet and reads this message, then happy belated b'day to you. xD If it even is your birthday. PLZ LET US KNOW THE REAL DATE KTHX.
Stop making me laugh dammit. (I'm aiming that at you, Ashe!!!)
Why do I get the feeling I'm the only one who bothers to comment?! lol.
Or maybe because I live a sad, sad life. Probably.
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They stayed up all night smoking cocaine and hash...lalalalalalaetc.
I bet it's all a lie. I bet he's actually 47 and his birthday is February 29th and he's laughing at us all time. Sucks.
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Pooter and Fly Ricky did a jig
When they yelled, "Boy, you sure yell like a stuck pig!" Because.. Um.. Deliverance country, much? I mean.. It's better than f-ing West VA with no cell phone reception and cops that told us to walk five miles to a gas station but I mean.. Yeah.
NEWAY. <3
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So December 28th is like (Inter)National Ambiguous Birthday Day. Lucky gits. My birthday is random Grandmother/High School Home Economics Teacher/Me Birthday Day, which is just lameIf he has an Ambiguous Birthday, does that mean he has Ambiguous Birthday Parties and get Ambiguous Gifts? Like, people give him something, but it's not wrapped up, and they just shrug and don't say why they got him it. And a bunch of his friends meet up somewhere, but they don't make a proper deal out of it ( ... )
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That totally cracked me up!! xD
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