meatloaf, pirates, porn-withdrawal, and too many effing memes.

[stanford_lawboy]

OMGYAY I AM NOT GOING TO STARVE!

thanks to owen, of course. just goes to show you, when all hope is gone, someone might just show up at your door with meatloaf. dude, you're the BEST.

hey, it's international talk-like-a-pirate day again! i think i missed it last year, too busy being emo or something. so... yarr, mateys. ahoy and avast, and all

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[hisdarklady]

Sam you are so dirty. I love it baby.

I'll even go take it to make you feel better. :)

[stanford_lawboy]

(why are you not talking like a pirate?)

aye, me hearty. shiver me timbers, i do deserved to be keelhauled. or, y'know, a spanking would do. yarrr.

oooh, lemme know what you get!

[hisdarklady]

Um, I don't know if I posses the pirate gene to talk like them.

Yarg, my bitches, get yer ass to me cabin for yer punishment. Um, I want to walk the plank. Arg.

Yes? No? I will, still taking it.

[stanford_lawboy]

(you've got it. you just need to say it with more pirate-y conviction.)

aye-aye, cap'n. i've been a bad, bad cabin boy. i do be deservin' 20 lashes at least. savvy?

i can totally be patient.

...done yet?

how 'bout now?

[hisdarklady]

(rght okay, trying again)

right-ho! Avast yourself to my quarters and i'll be getting the paddle for yer lashings. yarg.

omg it took FOREVER Sammeh.

I am 38.2% pure. Shit Sammeh, *looks at you* What have you been up to? You dirty little boy.

[hisdarklady]

OMG SAMMEH!

I must have just glossed over this answer! I was taking your meme's to do and... Oh!

*HUGHUG* You're my best friend too love.