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[stanford_lawboy]

hi, internet cafe! you're still here

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[morethanteaboy]

I DEMAND SAM HUGS.

[stanford_lawboy]

oh CHRIST, ianto. that's good news, because i could sure as hell use some TLC, too.

will you settle for shep-hugs instead?

because... yeah.

[morethanteaboy]

You too?

Sheppard? Are you fucking serious?

[stanford_lawboy]

i know! it's horrible! i'm old, and kinda hairy, and like... SHORT. well. shortER.

are you still you?

[morethanteaboy]

Yes, I am.

[Private to Sam]

SAM. LORNE AND JACK HAVE SWITCHED BODIES. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.

[stanford_lawboy]

well, thank god for small favors.

still gonna hunt that q bitch down, though.

[Private to Ianto]

not that my mind's in the gutter or anything, but... this could be a unique opportunity for you.

[morethanteaboy]

Q? That bastard again?

[Private to Sam]

IF I TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH LORNE IN JACK'S BODY MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE. AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY.

Lorne has jealousy issues. He has HUGE jealousy issues. This is not helping.

[stanford_lawboy]

yup. he was practically braggety-bragging about it earlier. SAM IS NOT AMUSED. but hey, shep's one lucky bastard, i guess.

[Private to Ianto]

so... make it a group effort. expand your horizons. you'll all be better people for it.

okay, okay. maybe i'm trying too hard to put a positive spin on this. i'd just like to believe the situation is TEMPORARY, you know? we should all just do our best to... muddle through. or something.

[morethanteaboy]

And how is Shep lucky? He has to deal with your giant man feet!

[Private to Sam]

No no no no no no no no no no. Very bad idea. Very, very bad.

It had better be temporary.

[stanford_lawboy]

my giant, gorgeous, SEXY man-feet!

and also other giant... things.

[Private to Ianto]

hey, i was kidding. mostly. but i still think the three of you should at least try to TALK things out together, just to keep the freaking to a minimum.

SO not gonna let myself believe otherwise. it sounds corny, but i'm beginning to realize that the very fate of the galaxy may depend on getting things back to normal. and probably your sanity, too.

[morethanteaboy]

Well. True enough. I hope he takes advantage of the situation, in that case.

[Private to Sam]

I'm having a hard enough time dealing with them one at a time. I don't think I can handle both of them at once in any capacity.

All of our sanity, I suspect.

[stanford_lawboy]

i'm thinking the guy doesn't get out much, so that might be the WORST possible scenario.

[Private to Ianto]

so what are you doing, then? just hiding from each other?

[morethanteaboy]

[Private to Sam]

Pretty much, yeah. I was needed at work this morning anyway.