this is NOT what i came here for...
well, okay. that's not ENTIRELY true.
marthaaaaa! stop feeding me so well and letting me sleep in!
take me to work with you tomorrow, 'cause i've already done all the touristy stuff, and i'm sick of listening to dean whine about how much he misses his stupid CAR.
i mean, i'm doing MEMES and pestering mulder, for christ's sake. this situation is getting desperately out of hand.
April Fool action_jacksondyes your salt orange. blueeyedkaibahas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. camshaft16Nairs your head. chefpipershapes your carpet into a replica of the Venus de Milo. chigong_masterTPs your car. frank_chambersenlists you in the French Foreign Legion. geniuserthanyouputs house in your coffee. hisdarkladyshaves your eyebrows. jk_not_a_muttpaints your dog orange. morethanteaboylegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.Prank Me