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I decided to sit down last night and write some starting points for bits. I am new to this, and I dont know if this type of stuff works on stage. Its a bit dirty and it does not really have any punch lines. I figure you guys are way more tapped into what works than my friends. Anyway, thanks for reading and any feedback would be appreciated. Please be fucking brutal about it, if its flat out not funny let me know.
Lingerie football.... I disagree with the mixing of sex and football. Football is pure, I cant even watch high school football because those puberty infested fucks cant even pick up the blind side mic in a base 4-3 tampa 2. Now we want to give a pig skin to a team of plastic tits with eating disorders? Id rather watch a black market abortion, and not some fancy American black market abortion ether, Im talking about the russian verity, rusty weir coat hanger and a kick to the stomach type shit....
Once your full food looses all appeal. The mere sight is repulsive. Well thats how a man looks at a vagina after his orgasm. Whether its an Ipeg pussy, real live action vagina, or a finger painting of a purple twat, It dont matter, he wants nothing to do with your lady parts. After a man has discarded his seed your vagina looks like a poisonous sea creature. The good news is that your vagina only looks like a half doctored WW2 bayonet wound for about 10-120 minuets, it all depends on how hot you are.....
Gandhi said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"..... Well Gandhi is a piece of shit racist! A blind world equals no racism. Martin Luther King had a dream, and apparently Gandhi wants to shit on that dream.....
Lingerie football.... I disagree with the mixing of sex and football. Football is pure, I cant even watch high school football because those puberty infested fucks cant even pick up the blind side mic in a base 4-3 tampa 2. Now we want to give a pig skin to a team of plastic tits with eating disorders? Id rather watch a black market abortion, and not some fancy American black market abortion ether, Im talking about the russian verity, rusty weir coat hanger and a kick to the stomach type shit....
Once your full food looses all appeal. The mere sight is repulsive. Well thats how a man looks at a vagina after his orgasm. Whether its an Ipeg pussy, real live action vagina, or a finger painting of a purple twat, It dont matter, he wants nothing to do with your lady parts. After a man has discarded his seed your vagina looks like a poisonous sea creature. The good news is that your vagina only looks like a half doctored WW2 bayonet wound for about 10-120 minuets, it all depends on how hot you are.....
Gandhi said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"..... Well Gandhi is a piece of shit racist! A blind world equals no racism. Martin Luther King had a dream, and apparently Gandhi wants to shit on that dream.....