"Me? I'm going to Hell. Care to join me?"
Not so many one liners lately, which is good. They are the most fun to post and see people's reactions, however.
1)I think the best part about having sex with somebody with leperosy is that there will always be a part of them with you.
2)If you think your child is being sexually abused, offer him/her a horsey ride. If they say no, you might have a problem.
3)I got pulled over the other night, which made me feel good. It means the cops in my neighborhood aren't racist. Well...I was wearing black face.
4)I keep telling my friends if they really want a girl to suck their dick, just buy some cocaine.
5)I think the only thing worse than being raped would be if the person raping you were singing your favorite song to you while they did it. Chances are, that's not going to be your favorite song anymore. God forbid you get it stuck in your head a couple years later. "I like bread and butter...I like toast and jam..."
What? 'Bread and Butter' is my favorite song. Well...it was.
1)I think the best part about having sex with somebody with leperosy is that there will always be a part of them with you.
2)If you think your child is being sexually abused, offer him/her a horsey ride. If they say no, you might have a problem.
3)I got pulled over the other night, which made me feel good. It means the cops in my neighborhood aren't racist. Well...I was wearing black face.
4)I keep telling my friends if they really want a girl to suck their dick, just buy some cocaine.
5)I think the only thing worse than being raped would be if the person raping you were singing your favorite song to you while they did it. Chances are, that's not going to be your favorite song anymore. God forbid you get it stuck in your head a couple years later. "I like bread and butter...I like toast and jam..."
What? 'Bread and Butter' is my favorite song. Well...it was.