The Gayocity Rate is astounding....
Teenage Ten Commandments
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.... why wait until their sleeping?? So you don't get caught, a-hole
2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer! Then you are doing the wrong drugs
3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart.... Wal-mart has a better selection. uh....this is the dumbest one Ithink.
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.... destruction has a bigger effect. Of course it does, and it also has more jail time I'm sure
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents... everyone knows that grandma has more money! Why would grandma have more money? Youre poor?
6. Thou shall not get in fights.... just start them. I actually agree with this one, but if everyone is expected to follow this, who's fighting?
7. Thou shall not skip class... .just take the whole day off. Those are called weekend and jewish holidays
8. Thou shall not strip in class.... hooters pays more. Teenage Ten Commandments I bet hooters loves hiring underage girls.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.... as nike says just do it. ... Uh....as long as they don't touch my stash
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.... just leave them in the middle, hey, their old anyway. i guess..
...what the hell was this person thinking...do they think thatlow of people. To presume they'd find this B.S. funny?
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.... why wait until their sleeping?? So you don't get caught, a-hole
2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer! Then you are doing the wrong drugs
3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart.... Wal-mart has a better selection. uh....this is the dumbest one Ithink.
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.... destruction has a bigger effect. Of course it does, and it also has more jail time I'm sure
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents... everyone knows that grandma has more money! Why would grandma have more money? Youre poor?
6. Thou shall not get in fights.... just start them. I actually agree with this one, but if everyone is expected to follow this, who's fighting?
7. Thou shall not skip class... .just take the whole day off. Those are called weekend and jewish holidays
8. Thou shall not strip in class.... hooters pays more. Teenage Ten Commandments I bet hooters loves hiring underage girls.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.... as nike says just do it. ... Uh....as long as they don't touch my stash
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.... just leave them in the middle, hey, their old anyway. i guess..
...what the hell was this person thinking...do they think thatlow of people. To presume they'd find this B.S. funny?