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Dec 14, 2004 21:33

a fellow child of a decon...

pocketfullosocks (8:17:45 PM): HEY!!!!!!
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:17:58 PM): heck
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:18:01 PM): *hey
pocketfullosocks (8:18:08 PM): ?!?!?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:18:09 PM): sorry wrong window lol
pocketfullosocks (8:18:20 PM): whats up?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:18:32 PM): nothing really yourself?
pocketfullosocks (8:18:38 PM): not much
pocketfullosocks (8:18:44 PM): whats your icon?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:19:26 PM): aaaa flying alpaca
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:19:32 PM): its only the best animal ever
pocketfullosocks (8:19:48 PM): um sorry but a liger is
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:20:08 PM): we good point
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:20:11 PM): but alpacas are second
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:20:16 PM): *well
pocketfullosocks (8:20:32 PM): no cactapusses come second, then maybe alpacas
pocketfullosocks (8:20:45 PM): or flying fighting figs
pocketfullosocks (8:20:50 PM): or pickles
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:20:56 PM): what exactly is a cactapuss?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:21:13 PM): pickles? thatssss your 3rd favorite animal?
pocketfullosocks (8:22:01 PM): yup
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:22:42 PM): thatttts pretty tight
pocketfullosocks (8:24:03 PM): um a cactapuss is a small winged armadillo that has been spotted in norther czecasavokia. it pounces on peoples faces when they are brushing there teeth and will only let go if you feed them egg-plant
pocketfullosocks (8:24:14 PM): they're very dangerous
pocketfullosocks (8:24:21 PM): to say the least
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:24:36 PM): ok thats defintely going in the profile lol
pocketfullosocks (8:24:49 PM): many people fell during the great cactapuss revolt of '64
pocketfullosocks (8:25:00 PM): terrible, terrible
pocketfullosocks (8:25:23 PM): so
pocketfullosocks (8:25:43 PM): hows......that one place that you inhabit
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:25:49 PM): haha ittts ok
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:25:51 PM): and you
pocketfullosocks (8:25:56 PM): fine
pocketfullosocks (8:26:01 PM): whats it called?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:26:05 PM): bellevue
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:26:11 PM): and the place you inhabit?
pocketfullosocks (8:26:55 PM): oh yeah!......land of wild faggots, a magical place really founded in the early 1800's by the japanese
pocketfullosocks (8:27:09 PM): oh hockinson
pocketfullosocks (8:27:12 PM): its cool
pocketfullosocks (8:27:17 PM): we started a gang
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:27:18 PM): sounds pretty damn awsome
pocketfullosocks (8:27:38 PM): no, no, the faggots is belleview
pocketfullosocks (8:27:50 PM): w/e
pocketfullosocks (8:28:08 PM): but there really is a hochinson gang
pocketfullosocks (8:28:14 PM): hockinson*
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:28:22 PM): interesting.
pocketfullosocks (8:28:37 PM): we have a pop. of about 900
pocketfullosocks (8:28:52 PM): we're called the H-Town Killas
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:29:03 PM): are you part of this gang?
pocketfullosocks (8:29:08 PM): oh yeah
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:29:37 PM): the gan leader perhaps/
pocketfullosocks (8:29:45 PM): i have to admit its pretty sweet
pocketfullosocks (8:29:49 PM): um no
pocketfullosocks (8:30:00 PM): it was partly my idea
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:30:27 PM): what does this gang do?
pocketfullosocks (8:30:32 PM): but i'm more of the kinsinyetty, or however you spell it. like on god father
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:30:43 PM): interesting
pocketfullosocks (8:30:54 PM): oh you know the ussual
pocketfullosocks (8:31:04 PM): we would kill people
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:31:29 PM): haha how long before the hole town is gone?
pocketfullosocks (8:31:36 PM): but if we did it would probably be like out someone close since the town is so tight
pocketfullosocks (8:32:26 PM): so we mostly go around at night in ninja costumes shooting poeple's cats who dont like with bw and arrows
pocketfullosocks (8:32:36 PM): bow*
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:33:06 PM): that. is. so. cool.
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:33:09 PM): can i join?
pocketfullosocks (8:33:47 PM): like start a bellview chapter, or come down to H-Town
pocketfullosocks (8:33:58 PM): you can probably live with me
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:34:07 PM): haha how bout both
pocketfullosocks (8:34:13 PM): like in the bathroom or something
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:34:25 PM): yaaa sleep in the bathtub
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:34:30 PM): thad be pretty freakin sweet
pocketfullosocks (8:34:38 PM): yeah i know
pocketfullosocks (8:34:43 PM): well....
pocketfullosocks (8:35:29 PM): if you started your own chapter people would think your a retard since bellview dosn't start with an H................it starts with a K
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:35:47 PM): yaaa bellevue totally starts with a k
pocketfullosocks (8:35:49 PM): so you'd be th K-Town Killas
pocketfullosocks (8:35:59 PM): DUH!!!
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:36:04 PM): hmm
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:36:28 PM): well i mean im already the founder of a pretty awsome club
pocketfullosocks (8:36:42 PM): ?
pocketfullosocks (8:36:45 PM): do tell
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:36:47 PM): i just dn if i could handle being the leader of the bellevue division
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:36:50 PM): the AFC
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:36:59 PM): ((alpaca fan club))
pocketfullosocks (8:37:12 PM): friggin retard
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:37:19 PM): heyheyhey
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:37:25 PM): thaaaats not very nice
pocketfullosocks (8:37:41 PM): sorry
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:37:47 PM): youre just jealous
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:37:50 PM): its ok i understand
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:37:52 PM): many are
pocketfullosocks (8:38:00 PM): right
pocketfullosocks (8:38:04 PM): OH!!
pocketfullosocks (8:38:10 PM): GUESS WHAT!!!
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:38:19 PM): WHAT!
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:38:32 PM): you own an alpaca farm?1?!?!
pocketfullosocks (8:38:35 PM): ITS A LONG STORY SO JUST BEAR WITH ME
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:38:39 PM): ok
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:38:41 PM): illll try
pocketfullosocks (8:38:53 PM): ok
pocketfullosocks (8:38:55 PM): so
pocketfullosocks (8:39:20 PM): on march 4th a couple of friends and I are going to leave civilization
pocketfullosocks (8:39:59 PM): we're going to move into the woods by my house with 75 dollars and nikki
pocketfullosocks (8:40:06 PM): there are five guys
pocketfullosocks (8:40:33 PM): me chris tyson micheal kyle and daniel
pocketfullosocks (8:41:01 PM): the 75 dollars is for genetic research
pocketfullosocks (8:41:43 PM): bitch
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:42:00 PM): hey no need for that
pocketfullosocks (8:43:08 PM): he will then proseed to breed a warlock army with about a million warlocks
pocketfullosocks (8:43:20 PM): this will take about 35 years
pocketfullosocks (8:43:35 PM): during this time we will all be living of of chris
pocketfullosocks (8:43:41 PM): hes really fat
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:43:44 PM): haha
pocketfullosocks (8:43:55 PM): yes
pocketfullosocks (8:44:25 PM): we're goining to keephim in a cage and slowley eat him
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:44:39 PM): thats awsome
pocketfullosocks (8:44:40 PM): nikki will be in charge of the babies
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:44:51 PM): poor girl
pocketfullosocks (8:45:00 PM): i will be the other half of the babies
pocketfullosocks (8:45:09 PM): daniel will be the ninja
pocketfullosocks (8:45:18 PM): tyson will be the worker
pocketfullosocks (8:45:27 PM): and craig will be the sleeper
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:45:35 PM): the sleeper?
pocketfullosocks (8:46:27 PM): so if we ever need sleep, notify craig and specify the amount of hours, he will the respond, "im on it" and do it for you, because with only this few people we cant all sleep, duh!
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:46:51 PM): oooo duh sorry i should have known
pocketfullosocks (8:47:16 PM): then the day after our army is completed and trained we will reimerge into civilazation
pocketfullosocks (8:47:40 PM): we will then notify the entire world of the comming invasion
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:47:42 PM): what if civilaztion finds you first?
pocketfullosocks (8:47:55 PM): shutup
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:48:01 PM): sorry. they wont
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:48:03 PM): duh.
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:48:13 PM): you must have some sort of forcefeild rite?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:48:25 PM): whos the deffence specialist?
pocketfullosocks (8:48:27 PM): as soon as our army appears they will have a massive world wide battle
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:48:34 PM): o no
pocketfullosocks (8:48:39 PM): in which the warlocks will win
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:48:53 PM): uh oh
pocketfullosocks (8:49:10 PM): but since they will recognize us we will be the only people left on the face of the planet
pocketfullosocks (8:49:21 PM): and we will rule forever!!!!!
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:49:35 PM): well at least i now know how im gonna die...
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:49:40 PM): warlocks.
pocketfullosocks (8:50:48 PM): um if you are a good enough warrior in your militia, you might be spaired and resurculated into our army of captives that we will probably use to fight of aliens with
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:51:06 PM): good enough for me
pocketfullosocks (8:51:09 PM): k
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:51:21 PM): those alien fuckers are going down
pocketfullosocks (8:51:30 PM): right you are
pocketfullosocks (8:51:43 PM): so....
pocketfullosocks (8:52:14 PM): that is pretty much what i will be doing for the rest of my life
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:52:24 PM): sounds like a good life for me
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:52:31 PM): but what about your gang?
pocketfullosocks (8:52:46 PM): um the H-Town killas
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:53:15 PM): ya them
pocketfullosocks (8:53:33 PM): they will be highly highly trained and used to control our army of billions maybe even trillions
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:53:43 PM): o sweeeet
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:53:46 PM): now i really wanna join
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:53:51 PM): tats better than fighting aliens
pocketfullosocks (8:54:08 PM): yes it is highly bodatius
pocketfullosocks (8:54:19 PM): um i guess
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:54:20 PM): bodatius indeed
pocketfullosocks (8:54:49 PM): but you'll need a good gansta name
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:54:56 PM): hmm
pocketfullosocks (8:55:51 PM): ?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:55:57 PM): i must ponder this
pocketfullosocks (8:56:16 PM): probably something cool
pocketfullosocks (8:56:22 PM): like.......
pocketfullosocks (8:56:28 PM): snot
pocketfullosocks (8:56:34 PM): jk
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:56:37 PM): ya thats pretty damn ghetto
pocketfullosocks (8:56:47 PM): this is true
pocketfullosocks (8:56:52 PM): but it wont do
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:56:57 PM): shucks...
pocketfullosocks (8:57:06 PM): nope that sux
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:57:19 PM): iii know that i was just dissapointed about snot
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:57:25 PM): geeez pay attention
pocketfullosocks (8:57:38 PM): oh cuss
pocketfullosocks (8:58:02 PM): how about a really long one?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:58:15 PM): like?
pocketfullosocks (8:59:02 PM): like blue faced two toed log licking face poking llama on a cool cool day in the middle of may while tis foggy
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:59:04 PM): xXLoZeR052Xx (8:58:12 PM): whats a good gangsta name?
SimonSezDoom (8:58:42 PM): Poop Dog
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:59:28 PM): i like yours better
pocketfullosocks (8:59:37 PM): whats goin on?
pocketfullosocks (8:59:42 PM): whos that?
xXLoZeR052Xx (8:59:47 PM): my friend
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:00:03 PM): i needed soem more input on this lol
pocketfullosocks (9:00:18 PM): um yeah poop dog sucks
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:00:34 PM): xXLoZeR052Xx (8:58:12 PM): whats a good gangsta name?
DeficitLove (8:58:17 PM): uhhh
DeficitLove (8:58:56 PM): YolANDA
DeficitLove (8:59:45 PM): can you imagine that
DeficitLove (8:59:51 PM): "HEY YOLANDA"

pocketfullosocks (9:00:52 PM): that sucks too
pocketfullosocks (9:00:59 PM): wait
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:01:03 PM): what about gary?
pocketfullosocks (9:01:40 PM): we'll use the same formula to get your ganster name as we do to get your porn model name
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:01:55 PM): the name of my frist pet and the street i live on?
pocketfullosocks (9:02:14 PM): what's the name of the first pet you can remember and your mom's maiden name?
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:02:25 PM): pebbels
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:02:31 PM): luke
pocketfullosocks (9:02:34 PM): ?
pocketfullosocks (9:02:40 PM): that sucks
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:02:45 PM): indeed
pocketfullosocks (9:02:51 PM): i'm Bear Fernandez
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:02:55 PM): thats why you use the street you live on
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:03:01 PM): you had a pet named bear?
pocketfullosocks (9:03:12 PM): huh yeah!
pocketfullosocks (9:03:27 PM): well peppbles is a pretty crappy start
pocketfullosocks (9:03:34 PM): w/e
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:03:35 PM): umm no
pocketfullosocks (9:03:44 PM): damn i suck at spelling
pocketfullosocks (9:03:55 PM): F
pocketfullosocks (9:04:30 PM): so unless you live on killnigga st. it's not gonna work out
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:04:38 PM): haha
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:04:45 PM): yup. thats where i live
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:04:47 PM): howd you know
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:04:53 PM): you crazy stalker
pocketfullosocks (9:05:01 PM): yup
pocketfullosocks (9:05:09 PM): i get that all the time
pocketfullosocks (9:05:46 PM): this is the first im conversaton since the 7th grade!
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:05:57 PM): lol
pocketfullosocks (9:06:05 PM): its ok
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:06:11 PM): ok
pocketfullosocks (9:07:03 PM): w/e
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:07:12 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
pocketfullosocks (9:07:41 PM): um....a lil akward
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:07:48 PM): indeed
pocketfullosocks (9:08:06 PM): so really hows gayville
pocketfullosocks (9:08:12 PM): ?
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:08:13 PM): gay
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:08:16 PM): and homotown?
pocketfullosocks (9:08:31 PM): um its pronounced Hockinson
pocketfullosocks (9:08:40 PM): it's cool
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:08:42 PM): oooo homoinson
pocketfullosocks (9:08:53 PM): you know cow tipppin
pocketfullosocks (9:09:02 PM): lightin stuff on fire
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:09:08 PM): you know what my life goal is...
pocketfullosocks (9:09:08 PM): the ussual
pocketfullosocks (9:09:15 PM): no wut?
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:09:17 PM): blindfolding a cow
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:09:22 PM): then putting it on a freeway
pocketfullosocks (9:09:52 PM): um i first accomplished that when i was like 9
xXLoZeR052Xx (9:10:02 PM): man youre so lucky
pocketfullosocks (9:10:09 PM): in fact i did it twice this morning
pocketfullosocks (9:10:22 PM): you could say i inventid that
pocketfullosocks (9:10:28 PM): damn it
pocketfullosocks (9:10:34 PM): invented*
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