15th Countdown Audio//Common backdated to the 21st

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[Jinx has been sitting in his room for the past week waiting. Waiting for his damn arm to heal from the damage caused by Toph. He had no idea what to do with himself since he was in so much pain, even with the cast. Have a, mildly intoxicated and bored Jinx talking at you.]

So, who here's got somethin' ta' do. I've been sittin' in this damn room fer

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B-Bored is b-better than in danger, th... though...

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No it ain't Snowtop. Yagotta be able ta' have some fun in between. What do ya' do fer fun?

I've only got onearm so ya' gotta keep that in mind.

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I-- w-wait, what? What-- w-what happened t-to your oth-- other arm?

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That's not th' issue now, Kid. Th'issue now is that I need somethin' ta do.

[No way he's telling Xanth that he got beat up by a little girl or boy whatever thing.]

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[Okay. Jinx is avoiding the subject - that's bad. Worryworryworry.]

Y-- you-- you're o-okay, right?

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[FINE HE'LL TELL HIM]

I got ina fight...

[brittlenerves]

Y-You-- what?

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I got inna fuckin' fight with a little boy. And lost...

But tha'snot th' point, Snow.

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Wh-- wh...

[Speechless. He is just. What.]

Y... you got i-in a fight w-with a li--little-- little b-boy.

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Yah, an' I fuckin' lost.

[Actually it was with Toph, who Jinx WILL NOT accept is a girl.]

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Y-You...

[Xanth sighs. Jinx fought a child. Jinx lost to a child. Xanth isn't sure what's more absurd.]

Wh-- why did you e-even f-fight a k-- a kid?

THERE I CAN SPELL GOODLY

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Cause they have th'fuckin' loudest, cockiest 'outh I've ever seen in my life.

He threw a damn boulder at me and broke me from th' collar bone down.

[STOP THAT VOICE OF DISAPPROVAL, XANTH. IT WAS NECESSARY.]

ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY

[brittlenerves]

What!?

You-- your-- th-the--

[WHY GODS WHY]

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I'm th' what, Snowtop?

[WHY NOT]

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It-- no, I didn't m-mean it like-- l-like th-that, I, th-this is...

[He sighs again. You can't see it, Jinx, but he is shaking his head.]

...d-do you... need a-any help? O-Or-- any-- anything?

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Like hell I do! I got three tykes on myass. Could ya' maybe help me out a bit? Imean, they aren't even as old as you, so it's cool.

[Just in case Xanth meant help with his arm...]

Not much else I can do 'cept--

[He pauses for some unknown reason.]

Not much else I can do 'cept wait fer it ta' heal. I went ta'th' doc' already an' I got another...week.