10th Countdown Audio//Common

[standardpackage]

If any a' you see any clothes that could belong ta' me, could ya' bring em' ta' my room? Room 2370, deck eleven. I'm not decent, so just leave 'em at th' door.

[He pauses for a puff.]

And just a warnin' ta' any a'you lookin' fer trouble, don't got to th' Spectacular Spectacular. Yer shit will be rocked.

[Jinx is missing his green tank top, his pants,

Comments

[ecopiracy]

Having never met in person, I haven't the slightest idea what your clothing looks like. Could you be somewhat more specific?

[standardpackage]

I'm missin' blue boots with metal on 'em, pants with brown knee pads, yer hair band, an' my belts.

Ya' seen any of em?

[ecopiracy]

...how often do you wash your clothes?

[Yes. Yes, he's found something. And dear Mar did he wish he hadn't.]

[standardpackage]

Whenever I got time, Buddy. But I really don't think that's any a' yer business.

[ecopiracy]

It becomes my business when your clothing is on my pillow.

[standardpackage]

Now, how did it get there? You could'a just called me over instead.

If ya don't mind, could ya' bring it ta' my room?

[ecopiracy]

If your bathing habits are anything like the state of your clothes, you are never setting foot in my room.

...I'll be by with your clothes in an hour.

[He is not going to carry those pants anywhere until they have been washed. Or at least rinsed in the sink and bagged.

Have an open sack with your damp pants, Jinx, delivered at your door. Phoenix even knocks once to alert Jinx to their presence, but doesn't stick around long enough for the other to come out.]

[standardpackage]

My 'bathing habits' are just like my clothes, Kid. I'm just gonna have ta' take another bath later.

[Jinx hears the knock and opens the door, scarf wrapped around his waist. He sees a damp bag with his pants peeking out.

They are three shades lighter.]

[ecopiracy]

[There are few answers Jinx could have given that would have disgusted Phoenix more. The amount of dirt that came off those pants just from rinsing them is utterly ridiculous.]

A word of advice to you.

[This is said over the comm.]

You're likely to find very little in the way of willing companionship if hygiene remains a foreign idea.

[standardpackage]

[Oh Phoenix, you jerk.]

I don't see why ya' gotta screw with my clothes. I can't even recognize 'em! An' I have plenty of friends!

[Only one willing, the other two just tolerate him.]

[ecopiracy]

Be grateful I didn't do the boat a favor and burn them, Jinx.

And how many of these friends actually seek out your presence?

[standardpackage]

You. Wouldn't.

All of 'em!

[And by that he means one.]

[ecopiracy]

I would.

So tell me. Do your friends stand upwind or downwind? Do they stand closer to you than ten feet?

[standardpackage]

I had one in my room th' other month an' fer your information, I don't go outside.

[So THERE~]

[ecopiracy]

The other month? I think you just proved my point right there.

[standardpackage]

Hey, we haven't had time ta' get together. He's got his kid stuff ta' do an' I got my stuff ta' do.

I swear I ain't as bad as ya' think I am, if ya' wanna come back ta' my place--