2nd Countdown
[Where has Jinx been for the past two weeks? Oh, he's been lost, and he had far too much pride to flick on that communicator and ask for a bit of assistance. So here he is, standing before a strange looking tree with a face and arms of some kind.
The average person would use their Voltorb to blow it to smithereens, right? Maybe use a Ponyta to char it's annoying little patoot. Well, Jinx tried both of these brilliant ideas and now he's stuck here with two fainted Pokemon.]
Quick question. Oh, an' lemme introduce myself again in case ya' fergot already, it's Jinx. Ya' know, long ears an' whatnot. Anyway, who th' fuck knows about th' trees in this shithole? This thing's rock solid an' it won't get th' fuck outta my way.
[If you are on your way to Ecruteak City, you may find a very angry and less charming than usual elf-man.]
Yer ass'd better still be at that damn mountain.
The average person would use their Voltorb to blow it to smithereens, right? Maybe use a Ponyta to char it's annoying little patoot. Well, Jinx tried both of these brilliant ideas and now he's stuck here with two fainted Pokemon.]
Quick question. Oh, an' lemme introduce myself again in case ya' fergot already, it's Jinx. Ya' know, long ears an' whatnot. Anyway, who th' fuck knows about th' trees in this shithole? This thing's rock solid an' it won't get th' fuck outta my way.
[If you are on your way to Ecruteak City, you may find a very angry and less charming than usual elf-man.]
Yer ass'd better still be at that damn mountain.